In this week’s episode, “Rec(ommendation)-lander” Pan and Beth cover 708, “Turning Point.” We kick off the Lord Johnlander season 3 finale with a detailed list of alternate show recommendations from Beth to get you through Droughtlander. Pan is predictably unhelpful in that regard, but continues to multiship like a depraved lunatic. Theme music is "Hens March to the Midden," (Traditional) performed by the talented FaerieChild. This podcast is NSFW. Listener discretion is advised ..read more

In this week’s episode, “Talk Nerdy to Me,” Pan and Beth cover 707, “A Practical Guide for Time Travelers.” We break down the major turning point in William’s character arc, Beth nerds out about history, and Pan has to take a few moments to process this week’s sexiest scene. Theme music is "Hens March to the Midden," (Traditional) performed by the talented FaerieChild. This podcast is NSFW. Listener discretion is advised ..read more

This episode includes sensitive topics that some listeners may find triggering. Listener discretion is advised. A variety of support resources are available in the US by calling 988, or visiting SAMHSA.gov from most anywhere. In this week’s episode, “Manifest It” Pan and Beth cover 705, “Singapore” and 706 “Where the Waters Meet.” We discuss the finer points of swamp-ass as it pertains to the weather patterns on the eastern seaboard of the United States. Beth shares a cool anecdote and swoons over William, and to no one’s surprise, Pan is salty.. The fic recs this week are Prodigal Son by JeSu ..read more

In this week’s episode, “Big Bangs” Pan and Beth cover 703, “Death, Be Not Proud.” It’s a lousy bingo week, and we’re mostly trying to figure out what the heck is going on with this plot. Theme music is "Hens March to the Midden," (Traditional) performed by the talented @faeriesfanficblog (tumblr). This podcast is NSFW. Listener discretion is advised ..read more

Warning: This episode contains discussion of sexual violence that some listeners may find distressing. Listener discretion is advised. Survivors of sexual violence in the US can contact RAINN at 1-800-656-4673 for support or visit the website to access a variety of resources from anywhere, or chat confidentially with a trained volunteer. In this week’s episode, “I Wish I Knew How to Quit You” Pan and Beth cover 702, “The Happiest Place on Earth.” Beth rethinks her position on last week’s opening scene in light of this one; Pan really wants you to write Jamie/John omegaverse fic; and we discuss ..read more

SPOILER WARNING FOR SEASON 7! In this week’s episode, “Two Crones with Microphones,” Pan and Beth cover 701, “A Life Well Lost.” Lord John didn’t even have screen time this week, but this is Lord Johnlander, so you can’t tell that by listening to us. Pan is back to stirring the pot and Beth tries some deep breathing exercises to deal with the horror. Play bingo with us! The fic rec this week is “The Art of of Not Grieving Alone” by iihappydaysii & MistressPandora Theme music is "Hens March to the Midden," (Traditional) performed by the talented @faeriesfanficblog (tumblr). This podcast is ..read more

This episode includes sensitive topics that some listeners may find triggering. Listener discretion is advised. A variety of support resources are available in the US by calling 988, or visiting SAMHSA.gov from most anywhere. In this week’s episode, “Prince Charlie’s Milky Thigh” Ness, Pan and Beth cover 2.12, “The Hail Mary.” We beat up on Claire’s sorry excuse for an apology and then peel back the layers on the villains we love to hate, because priorities. Fair warning: we use more than one sports analogy this episode. No, we don’t know why either. The fic rec this week is This Ain't a Love ..read more

Warning: This episode contains discussion of sexual violence that some listeners may find distressing. Listener discretion is advised. Survivors of sexual violence in the US can contact RAINN at 1-800-656-4673 for support or visit the website to access a variety of resources from anywhere, or chat confidentially with a trained volunteer. In this week’s episode, “Confirmation (Bias) Is Mine” Pan and Beth cover 211, “Vengeance is Mine.” Beth uncovers the secret to successfully invading England, Pan picks up Dougal fangirling duties, and we debate the relative merit of self-sacrifice as Clamie’s ..read more

In this week’s episode, “Pissed in Pans” Pan and Beth talk with Ness about episode 210, “Prestonpans.” We have a riveting discussion about the fine line between war chief and unhinged madman; interrogate the inherent eroticism of peeing in jars; and (completely unrelated to the previous statement) pour one out for our man Angus. The fic rec this week is May He Rest in Pieces by geekinthepink The bonus (Supernatural, not Outlander!) fic that Pan recommended is All In a Night’s Work by Unforth. Theme music is "Hens March to the Midden," (Traditional) performed by the talented @faeriesfanficblog ..read more

In this week’s episode, “Laughing Our Heads Off,” Pan and Beth cover 208, “The Fox’s Lair.” We imagine what planning a Fraser/Grey wedding would be like, geek out about the real Lord Lovat, and lament the ONE SCENE from the book we all wanted to see for this episode and were cheated. Here’s that wiki article Pan rambled about. No fic rec this week, but we’d love to promote your faves! Theme music is "Hens March to the Midden," (Traditional) performed by the talented @faeriesfanficblog (tumblr). This podcast is NSFW. Listener discretion is advised ..read more