NewsBiscuit
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NewsBiscuit was launched by John O'Farrell in September 2006 with the noble aims of eradicating global poverty, creating a lasting peace in the Middle East, and providing a daily dose of humor to bored people at work. It is an online satirical news from the website that the New York Times declared was the British version of The Onion.
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The Chinese Ambassador admitted: 'We hacked your electoral roll, only to discover three names left on it - Peter Mandelson, Eddie the Eagle and Bolton Wanderers FC. Someone had already deleted millions of voters and replaced them with a gallery of erotic photographs of Prince Andrew and a lubricated garden gnome.'
Further attempts to undermine MPs were thwarted by the MPs own voting record. 'We'd hoped to create fake stories of lurid sex scandals and financial wrongdoing, but nothing prepared us for Rishi Sunak's debauched WhatsApp group and Keir Starmer's sock drawer.
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One chronically unambitious hotel chain announced today it’s changing its advertising slogan to "Well what did you expect?".
'We feel this best captures the essence of disappointment felt by our guests,' said a spokesman today, 'the regret that they didn’t spend a little more to stay somewhere nicer.'
The slogan won out over other suggestions including "Like a self-storage facility, but without the charm", "At least it's cheap", "If only you’d worked a little harder", "It's reasonably convenient for the motorway", "You probably won't be spending much time in the room anyway" and "No-one has d ..read more
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The Archbishop of Canterbury has come in for criticism by parenting groups for repeatedly giving away the ending to the series finale of ‘Jesus - Master of Illusion’. Disappointed followers of the story - or ‘Christians’ as they are described on fan fiction sites - have dismissed speculation that the final chapter reveals that either the butler did it or that it was all a dream.
Fans of the Bible franchise have complained that the conclusion to the season has been leaked online. Worshippers had been left on a cliff-hanger or cross-hanger, with Our Lord stuck in a right pickle after a series ..read more