☎️ Text us! 310-356-3920 ☎️ What was something that happened on a first date that immediately ruled out a second date? Would wearing Crocs do it for you? What if someone stole $50 from your center console? We discover the many ways to cancel out the chances of a second date with our listeners and share our own stories. Another dermatologist is *wrongly* concerned that I have Syphilis. Mom shares a lot of important penis news. Please support our show and get discounts on our favorite brands by using our sponsors' links at sneakypod.com! UBERLUBE – UberLube is our favorite lube! Perfec ..read more

☎️ Text us! 310-356-3920 ☎️ When was the last time you got all horned up in public? In yoga class? At the neighborhood salon? In an airport searching for someone to tickle you? We hear all of your freaky little stories and share our own. My mom schools internet trolls. I inform my mother of all the reasons she should have brought me to a psychologist years ago. Please support our show and get discounts on our favorite brands by using our sponsors' links at sneakypod.com! UBERLUBE – UberLube is our favorite lube! Perfect for oral, anal, and vaginal sex. Use code MOM at  ..read more

☎️ Text us! 310-356-3920 ☎️ Mama knows best – and this week she (and I) are sharing the best relationship advice we've ever received! We also crowdsourced the best relationship advice you've ever received, and there's some wisdom here! We discuss tips on everything from the 4 signs your relationship won't survive to choosing the right one to keeping it fresh. I try a penis pump for the first time and report back. Mom nearly beats someone up on the side of the road for crossing her dog. If you want to check out John Gottman's Four Horsemen, peep the article here. Please support our show an ..read more

☎️ Text us! 310-356-3920 ☎️ What is one thing that someone said to you in high school that you still remember today? Did you have a sunken treasure for a chest, like Mom was told. OR, did you allegedly "plateau" freshmen year of high school like I was told? In other news, I get kicked out of a sex toy convention. Mom discovers why masturbation is called "Fapping." Consider this my Missed Connections listing for Anya who was collecting twigs outside of my house! Please support our show and get discounts on our favorite brands by using our sponsors' links at sneakypod.com! HIMS –  ..read more

☎️ Text us! 310-356-3920 ☎️ What was the first thing you searched for when you discovered the horny parts of the internet? My mom and I discuss our first adventures on the web, from naughty cab drivers to AOL profiles. My mom also shares what it was like back in the day of magazines and erotica novels. We were delighted to record this episode on YouTube Live, so we get to hear your real-time answers as well. In other news, my mom fell in love with a turtle. Both of our hearts race at the doctors' office, but for different reasons. Let us know how you're doing with your New Year's Resoluti ..read more

☎️ Text us! 310-356-3920 ☎️ Mom is learning Czech so she can understand the p*rn that she watches. We debate whether retaining your sperm increases your creative juices. We hear from you sneaky freaks about the q of the week: How often do you mast*rbate and what goes through your mind before doing so? Please support our show and get discounts on our favorite brands by using our sponsors' links at sneakypod.com! BEDUCATED – There's no excuse for sh*tty sex! Learn from the sex masters on Beducated's online platform, which offers video, audio, and written courses on a plethora of sex-re ..read more

☎️ Text us! 310-356-3920 ☎️ 'Tis the season...have you ever been caught being naughty on a holiday vacation? In this episode, we share our stories about sex in places we shouldn't have been banging. What do you do when you're trapped in a one-room log cabin with your entire family and you get the itch? Mom shares about her new bidet and a very shitty sex story. Cam gets a taste of equine therapy and the donkeys teach him a lesson. Happy holidays! Please support our show and get discounts on our favorite brands by using our sponsors' links here or at sneakypod.com! UBERLUBE – UberLube ..read more

☎️ Text us! 310-356-3920 ☎️ Have you ever broken something during sex? We're talking furniture, bones, brains, etc. Mom shares her true thoughts about The Golden Bachelor and a man who rejuvenated his dick with electricity. We recount stories from our recent concert visits, including one in which we were not allowed to stand up or dance. No stars, wouldn't recommend. Please support our show and get discounts on our favorite brands by using our sponsors' links here! FACTOR MEALS – Hungry but don't have time to cook healthy meals? Get fresh, ready-to-eat meals delivered right to your d ..read more

☎️ Text us! 310-356-3920 ☎️ What would you tell your 18-year-old self about sex? After all these years of trial and error, we're sharing our top sex tips that we wish we knew from the start. We get to hear your sneaky freak responses about masturbation, mindset going into sex, prostate play, and more. Thanks for teaching us ways to enhance our own pleasure! I have a true Larry David moment in front of an entire wedding, and my mom shares some new sex laws. Don't miss out! Please support our show and get discounts on our favorite brands by using our sponsors' links here! UBERLUBE – Ub ..read more

☎️ Text us! 310-356-3920 ☎️ WE'RE BACK! After a worldwide clown tour, I (Cam) returned to surprise my mom for her 65th birthday! This is a beautiful reunion episode, where we update each other on our past three months. We have a little storytime about our first experiences buying sex toys and condoms. Turns out mom was trading ludes for sex toys in college, and I was mortifying myself in a Walgreens in front of my friend's dad. We also hear all about some of our sneaky freaks getting caught muffling screaming vibrators and throwing used condoms out the bathroom window. We've missed you! P ..read more