Take control and make it hot A good facefuck can be incredibly hot and arousing. But it can also feel like you took a wrong turn on the way to foreplay town. Because there are really two kinds of facefucking. There’s the kind that’s all over porn. Where some guy piston-pumps his thick dick deep as far as he can into some lady’s mouth. It’s on the rougher side. It tends to have a really aggro vibe. And there’s usually a whole lot of gagging involved. You’ve seen it plenty of times. It’s probably what you pictured when you read the title of this post. But that’s not the kind of facefucking I’m ..read more

My review of the Dare Discreet Necklace Vibrator by Lovehoney I got really into wand vibrators over the last couple of years. I love everything about them. How comfortable they are to hold. How much surface area they can stimulate at once. How good it feels to hump and grind on top of them. There’s just one downside, though. You can’t take them anywhere. Not anywhere you’re supposed to act all decent and proper, anyway. They’re just way too big. Even the mini ones are long enough to stick out of your purse like a baguette poking out of a grocery bag. Which isn’t that big of a deal. They can s ..read more

Not if you want to keep having sex with her I would’ve loved to be a sexy little housewife. Hanging around the kitchen in my cute little apron, with my bare ass peeking out the back. Lounging around in bed with a loose sweater on. Ready to get felt up and loved up. Teasing my husband over text all day so he can come home and ravish me when he’s done working.  I’m not sure I could’ve kept that up forever. But it would’ve been nice while it lasted. I didn’t get much of a chance to play that role, though. My self-esteem got in the way. Turns out you have to feel pretty damn confident about ..read more

Time to beef up my porn stash Here’s a fun little fact about me. I didn’t start blogging about sex because I was horny or because I was in the mood to be naughty. I started because I was fed up with how sex negative the internet had become. I mean yeah, it’s full of porn. But it’s also full of Terms of Service that strictly limit what you can do on pretty much any platform. I tried self-publishing through Amazon for a while, but I had to play very carefully, even though I was putting myself squarely in the smut category.  Content creators had to bend the English language into ridiculous ..read more

My review of the Lovense Ridge vibrating and rotating anal beads The first time I tried Ben Wa Balls, it was a complete revelation. I wasn’t exactly sure what to expect. Maybe it would be pleasurable. Maybe it would just feel weird. Maybe I’d have to take them out almost as soon as I slipped them in. I had no idea what it would be like, but I was willing to find out.  And well, they did not disappoint. Getting them inside me was a bit awkward. But once I started walking around, I could feel them shifting inside me. And that felt so fucking good. Stimulating. Pleasurable. But mostly, it w ..read more

Having a dick seems like so much fun! Heads up: this post contains nudity (you’re welcome!) You really have no idea how good VR porn is until you’re inside it. It’s a genuinely mindblowing experience. It’s about as immersive as you can get. The performers feel so close you almost believe you could reach out and touch them. They’re talking to the camera, but it actually feels like they’re talking directly to you. If you’re anything like me, you’ll even blush and get flustered. And if you happen to be a lady, you’re in luck. Because there’s VR porn made for women - a lot more of it than you mi ..read more

Getting triple dicked? In this economy? I don’t know if you’ve ever been double penetrated, but it’s some really intense stuff. Well okay, look. I haven’t actually been double dicked like that. But I’ve come as close as I could. More than once, too. I’ve had a dick and a toy inside me at the same time. Since I got dildos with really strong suction cups, I’ve been able to ride two at once. It takes more work. You can’t exactly quickie your way into getting your ass and pussy penetrated like that. You need a whole bunch of buildup first. But it’s totally worth it. Because getting a good double ..read more

Treat yourself to a festive masturbation session Heads up: this post contains nudity (you’re welcome!) It occurred to me the other day that I don’t really do anything to celebrate Saint Patrick’s Day. I stopped going to parties a long time ago, so that’s out. Bars aren’t really my scene, either. I don’t think I’d sip a green beer if it was offered to me anyway. I’d be down to try a Shamrock Shake, but I’ve never actually had one. So it’s just another day on the calendar for me.  The closest thing I have to a March 17th tradition is poking around online for some Saint Patrick’s Day porn ..read more

Get him off without getting sore I wanted to keep going, but I just couldn’t. I hadn’t been blowing him for very long, but I already had to tap out.  And I felt kind of bad about it. I was deeply in love with him and completely infatuated with his cock. I wanted it in me so badly - in my pussy, in my ass, and in my mouth too.  I wanted to give that dick all the pleasure I could, because it gave me more pleasure than I even knew I could have.  It was still early enough in the relationship that I really wanted to impress him. And I knew that getting on my knees and blowing him so ..read more

My review of the Daisy sex doll by Tantaly I said she’d be the last one. I told myself I was done collecting sex dolls. I didn’t have any room to store another one anyway, so I had no choice. That was two dolls ago. It was supposed to end with Britney. And that would’ve been alright, because I had the hots for her in a major way. She has nice curves, great tits, and holes that are really fun to play with. I was ready to lock it down and make her my main squeeze. But I didn’t realize she had a twin. The new and improved Britney 2.0 had everything I loved about the original hottie who’s just a ..read more