This week, we finish up this insane tale with his father being a murderer, and never having to stay in prison. Meanwhile, Ted has o ne of the shortest careers, of all time, then starts a career as a full time gangster. As part of a safe cracking/housebreaking crew, they went all over the country to steal. Ted breaks out of prison, several times, making him both famous & infamous! Pitch less than 2 innings, in your entire MLB career, become part of a national crime syndicate, and break out of jail using crazy cartoon methods, that somehow work with Ted Turner - Part 2!! Check us out, ever ..read more

This week, we tell an old timey story about one of the craziest families, that has ever existed, who happened to have produced a son, who had a very brief baseball career. His parents passed their criminology down to all 11 siblings, causing them to turn into a gang of sneak thieves, muggers, saloon brawlers, prostitutes & murderers. In part one, Ted is already in jail, before he's anywhere near an adult, but already involved in some serious crime! Be born into crime, have your father be the most prolific poultry thief in the state of Kentucky, and be in & out of jail, before you even ..read more

This week, we finish up this tale with Eddie already out of the NBA, but hopefully, on a better path. He wasn't. He was immediately arrested for burglary, and cocaine, then gets busted for selling crack to police. In the end, he commits one of the most terrible, awful crimes that even exists, ruining several lives, in the process, including a guy with the same name, who played for the same NBA team. He claims innocence, but is anyone buying it? Snort your way out of the NBA, use up all the good will of your family & friends, and die in in prison, after committing an absolutely unspeakable ..read more

This week, we continue this saga as Eddie tries to show everyone that his troubles are behind him. His legal, drug, and mental problems. But, the next thing you know, he's being hauled off the Atlanta Hawks practice court by police, and dragged off to a mental institution. He insists his drug problems are a thing of the past, but his own mother seems to disagree. Will he snort his way out of the NBA??? Have your best season, be dragged out of work by police, and be as important to Ted Turner as a transponder on one of his satellites with "Fast" Eddie Johnson!! Check us out, every Tuesday! W ..read more

This week, we find out about a man who had an all star career, and blew it all. In part one, we find out about his humble beginnings, people's predictions of greatness, and the start of his cocaine fast downfall. He loves his coke, flees off a 2nd story balcony, while being shot at, and has no idea how buying things works. He goes from golden child, to being used as an example for everything that's wrong with sports, in a 4 month period!! Shoot hoops on your rusty bucket, mounted on plywood, become a hero in your hometown, and do so much cocaine that doctors are pretty sure that you'r mentall ..read more

This week, we look into the career & crimes of a man who is from racing royalty. His father was the first racer to be knighted, and left a large shadow that his son just couldn't seem to fill. His mediocre racing career left a a lot to be desired, but his crimes make you want to be sick. A terrible man, who carried on a "secret double life" for years, while fooling everybody into saying he was "a nice guy"! Never get out of your knighted father's shadow, embarrass your family by being the worst racer in the bunch, then embarrass them even more, with your horrendous, and disgusting crimes ..read more

This week, we talk about a man from an upstanding family, blessed with all the physical gifts to allow him to be an NFL star. Only problem is, he can't stop flexing his muscles in the mirror, long enough to accomplish that. Rumors (and suspensions) because of "banned substances" that may have made him into The Hulk. He also drives while on GHB & maybe other drugs, and is a little loose with his fists, around women! Stare at your physique in a mirror, tell everyone that your "hygiene is unbelievable", and go from a future hall of famer, to a "what could have been" in a mere 5 years with Da ..read more

This week, we check out a seemingly crazy guy, in a VERY crazy sport. This man races motorcycles at almost 200 MPH, and has the scars, steel plates & screws in his body, to prove it! Off the track, he beats up his girlfriend, sending her to jail, too. He also can't stop drinking while driving without a license, and finally begins his apparent next career as a thief, and fraudster! Come from Spain, all the way to Kentucky, follow your mom into the world of motorcycle racing, and do crazier things, in your everyday life than racing a motorcycle with Hector Barbera!! Check us out, every Tue ..read more

This week, we find out about a seemingly mild mannered, and upstanding NBA 3 point specialist. He was raised with military precision, and won't allow his emotions to overtake him. Even when he's 9, and his father dies. He does let his emotions take over, at least a couple times, when he's arrested for hitting his wife, in addition to being one of the worst drivers that has ever gotten behind the wheel. Plus, his middle name is one for the books!! Don't shed a tear, as a 9 year old, with a dead dad, tell people that you'e better than Michael Jordan, in the late 80s, and drive your car across s ..read more

This week, we tell the wild tale of an NFL player, who couldn't get out of his own way. He did one thing well, and that's impregnating women. Even in the world of sports, his child output numbers are remarkable. Once he's suspended from football, he turns to another business to try to pay all that child support... Being a cocaine kingpin! But that also doesn't work out so well, and here he is, on this show!! Make Shawn Kemp jealous of your virility, tell everyone what a good dad you are, and threaten the lives of a man's family, over a coke deal gone awry with Travis Henry!! Check us out, ev ..read more