My parents have a college fund for me, but I don't want to go to college. I asked to use it for a down payment for a house but my parents said no ..read more

I took my son to a wedding dressed in a Patriots jersey and crocs and the bride is angry at me, so she cropped my son out of all of the photos ..read more

I use my father's handicap placard to park in handicapped parking when he's not with me ..read more

My husband put a security camera in his daughter's bedroom and I'm uncomfortable with that ..read more

Group Therapy Confessions: I go through my neighbors trash on trash day to see if there's anything I want My dog makes me watch reruns of ALF People want me to be upset about my divorce, but I'm happy and people don't understand why I like to superglue myself to things to see how long it takes me to get free  Sometimes I go days without eating just because I don't think to I've only eaten chicken fries for two months ..read more

I'm planning on quitting my job, and a friend of mine at work screwed something up. Should I take the fall for him so that I get fired instead of him ..read more

I told my hormonal 13 year old son that he is no fun anymore because he was been moody and removed and he cried ..read more

I am a bartender and I wear skimpy clothes to make better tips but it bothers my husband so he wants me to quit ..read more

I drunkenly told my Disney loving wife that I booked a trip to Disney for her as a surprise but I have no idea how I'm going to pay for it and I have to tell her we can't go ..read more

Group Therapy Confessions: I like to pee in the pool because it reminds me of my ex-wife I miss my son so much when he's in preschool that I keep him in the car longer than I should when I drop him off in the morning I use my toenails as toothpicks  I get a ringing in my ears after sex I'm scared of my mother's Roomba I wince every time I hear the "Is That Normal" sound effect My husband doesn't use a spoon to eat Jell-o ..read more