So if everyone in Port Charles is trying something new, maybe Sonny could too? He would be a great barber. Or maybe he could bottle that marinara sauce. Remember that marinara sauce? Looks like Lois is going to make a splash as a spokesmodel. Willow is going to make a more serious splash as a more serious spokesmodel. Curtis is heading up some muscle-related division of Aurora. Sasha is making bread sandwiches for the Quartermaines. Scotty is filming screen tests with his phone. Dex is going to be a cop. Jason is sitting at a desk in a warehouse all day. And Kristina would sit in her apartment ..read more

Drew seems to be comforting(?) Nina, but who will comfort Sonny now that Laura has dumped him? Ava? She's starting to seem like she's back to being all about Ava. Kristina? She's starting to see Sonny for who he really is (a super generous guy who occasionally beats up or kills people--what's not to love?!). Anna? She's about to throw him in the clink. This is not a good time for a man to be undermedicated. As if that's not enough to keep a town hopping, Dex and Jason are going to meet and....okay, that may not be very exciting. Willow might become a spokesperson for a nonprofit! No, that excl ..read more

Brook Lynn and Chase may be celebrating their love, but sadly it's not contagious. Other people are throwing hatchets, literally and figuratively. Joss. You do not want to share your darkest secrets with Joss, who will weaponize them (sorry, Kristina). She is really testing Sonny's patience, which was already in short supply (no thanks to Ava). Nina. Who can blame her (what?!)? She is still reeling from Ava's betrayal and losing Sonny. Of course she would add her beans to the ones Joss spilled. Kristina is carrying a baby and a lot of beans. Will she share her beans with Sonny? And the questio ..read more

Emotions are running high in Port Charles! Nina isn't the only one longing for those sweet Tan-O days. Right?!! Poor Nina (wait--poor Nina?). And shame on you, Ava (wait--didn't we like Ava?). Perhaps Ava had us all fooled. Gia still wants to look like her. Good luck walking in those heels, Gia. Carly is broken hearted and frustrated with Sonny, who seems to have erased every positive memory of her, and Jason, and Michael, and Dex, and probably Joss, definitely Nina. Sonny, Sonny, Sonny. Who will save him? From himself? From the law? From Ava? Not to mention Pikeman (we really don't want to me ..read more

So Lucy. It's been established that a little Lucy goes a long way. A lot of Lucy makes us want to die. So why? Why are we being tortured? Maybe it's best just to put the whole Home & Heart ugliness behind us. Gia would rather talk about horses anyway. And saddles. And girth (?!). Speaking of ugliness, what is Ava up to? Nina is already a bit of a trainwreck, so why is Ava piling on? Wouldn't it be smarter to watch from a safe distance, like a barstool at the Metro Court? Between Nina and Sonny, Ava is playing a dangerous game! Is Lucy playing a game too? As long as Maxie comes out of it un ..read more

It's Thursday, which means mid-week mediocrity? Sure, a lot is happening in Port Charles, and that's good, but Gia and Keisha are confused about a lot of things, and this time it's not entirely their fault. Maybe the writers are still decorating their offices and not focusing enough of their attention on the actual writing of General Hospital. Anyway, a lot of behavior or scenes (for instance, Nina and Drew hitting the desk and then carpet, Carly and Jagger hitting the couch and chair and then more of the couch and chair, Ava hitting the pills and then more of the pills) are just a bit sloppy ..read more

Welcome to Gia and Keisha's Solar Eclipse Special! What's special about it? Absolutely nothing. Gia and Keisha ramble more than ever, including a seven minute exploration of the "ride or die" concept, where they come to the conclusion that Keisha will have to keep looking for her ride or die because it ain't Gia. Gia did, however, save a stranger from certain blindness while she was out weed-whacking at the peak of the eclipse. So she could be considered a hero. In the same way Drew is a hero. Mostly, G and K were trying to stick to their Monday/Thursday schedule, so please forgive them for be ..read more

Mother Nature is not a fan of Gia and Keisha's take on all things Hospital? It's the only explanation for a snow-related power outage in April. Or possibly global warming played a part. Or both. Either way, they're back! Sorry, Mother Nature. So Gia and Keisha felt a little better about some of their people this week. Gia thinks Sam is doing a good job acting like a parent. Keisha is just happy Jason is back, and who cares if his loved ones get grazed by the occasional bullet. Both Gia and Keisha are enjoying Tracy's budding friendship with Stella. And it's always fun to see Heather, but let's ..read more

Gia and Keisha continue to be shocked and baffled by the everchanging moods of some of their favorite Port Charles residents. Ava. Ava?!! What are you up to, Ava? And Sonny, keep it together, man. They're coming for you. And who knew Valentin was one of them?! Valentin. Valentin. What happened to you? Anna would be devastated. Or would she? No telling because she seems confused. Perhaps she got a little too comfortable living in the gray area? Maybe she should have become a realtor. Or an Uber driver. Anyway, it's all a lot for Gia and Keisha to process. Sure, it's fun to be surprised once in ..read more

Gia is back, and Keisha is so happy to be able to talk about Jason. With someone who understands. Someone who is Team Jason all the way. Unlike all of these people in Port Charles who used to call Jason their friend but who seem to have lost that loving feeling. Shame on all of you. Not you, Danny. Good for you sneaking out to see your dad. And Carly. Of course. Jason is everything Drew is not. Starting with quiet. Drew who? That's what she's thinking. Now we just need Dante to recover.  Thank you for coming back, dear listeners. Rest in peace, Jack. #mauricebenard  #kellythiebaud #r ..read more