MY birthday is very important. It’s probably the most important day of the year, right next to Christmas and Memorial Day. Simply put, Its my most favorite day EVER! I love love love it. I really do. Everyone who knows me understands this and respects the severity of the universal acknowledgment of extreme importance MY DAY deserves. And why wouldn’t they. They love me and hence they should also love MY DAY. And they do. And that makes me smile :) So gear up gals because this year is gonna be big! Real big!! Really really big!!! It better be ..read more

The 90s… Ten years of fun, family, french fries, and freedom… A decade of TV shows, tap dancing, tag and tang… 521 weeks of Wendys, wishing wells, Walters and wonder… 120 months of memories, muppets, mittens and mint… 3652 days of doorbells, dips, dip shits and dung… What a time to be alive ..read more

With so much information out there its hard to compute what’s worth investigating and what to toss in the old trash heap. A good rule of thumb is to do a broad general search online where you will no doubt be inundated with a cornucopia of factoids and expertise first hand accounts that will for sure tickle your underbelly. After a few hours of mindless scrolling, word skimming, and video vomit, your eventually find your fancy. From there the world is your oyster. Dive in, enjoy the jelly and see where your research takes you. Cheers ..read more

Raising and nurturing a dog is said to be the most important job/life event one will ever embark upon in their short journey on this earth. From late night walks to the dog park to get one last sniff of a favorite bush, to early morning piles of feces on the threshold. There truly is no grater joy then dressing your pup in its favorite rain coat and boots and going frocking in the big city. Dog Talk with Sparky and Smokey celebrate this fact, and are here to provide you with years of expertise and know how to make sure your most important companion stays top dog ..read more

Christmas time can bring about a jubilee of emotions. Where some enjoy the scents and sounds of cookies being baked in Nana’s kitchen, other may find the experience difficult and nauseating. While most love standing in long lines, tasting the many tints and textures offered by kraut carts, and sipping on $12 hot cocoas all compliments of the local Christkindlmarket; a small number, in fact a select few, may actually find the event idiotic, a rip off or dare I even say… stupid. And as most love the wonder and magic of Cotton Man’s Annual Sleigh Full of Cheer Christmas Special, others simply ski ..read more

This whole sports watching and analyzing thing can get quite exhausting. Especially when your in-depth investigation and expert commentary are shouted into a vacuum, a cosmic void, a barren tundra, a sunken ship taken over by the sea and its many mysteries, an elderly man’s sterile garage where a mint condition ‘96 Ford Taurus may or may not be parked, an empty gymnasium that smells of farts, a sleepy meadow where you and a lover once walked barefoot and naked in the dewy long grass in search of shade and patch of soft moss to lie down both your bodies and inhibitions. Oh to be young again ..read more

Legend has it that the one known only as “The Keeper” shall inherit the cans. And as it has been foretold The Keeper shall: “Salvage, store, and keep safe” thy bounties. Today, tomorrow, and until thou is called upon to “return they from hence they came”. Until authorized: “thy Keeper shall continue to keep, even as thy spoils spoil, seals become unsealed and what was once liquid turns to hardened stone”. For it is written, it shall be true ..read more

Happy Halloween Everyone! Seriously we hope you are smiling throughout the day. Really smiling and beaming with joy. Glowing really! We know that can be hard. So to help you celebrate this most celebrated and enjoyed of the holiday celebrations of fun-fun we a MITM pulled all our available funds to present to you a VERY SPECIAL episode chock full fo SPECIAL GUESTS. We hope you enjoy! Heck, special guests cost a special amount of money and since we did this we really have little to none left. So there that too ..read more

Most doctors agree that your health is very important. Of course you can disagree, however, it’s hard to doubt the very notion when looking at the raw data and examining the fresh numbers that believe it or not you health IS a major factor when determining if your body is in good working order. It can be surprising and a tough pill to swallow and the choice is yours to use such information to benefit a better, cleaner, more active and healthy lifestyle, OR disregard such findings and continue to go on enjoying a lifestyle where all is on the table and your hunger is never deprived from sinking ..read more

Mike and Charley are back bringing you all kinds of shit for you to listen to. Put your ear near the speaker and let the crap envelop your concha while leaving a fresh coat of audio feces all over your large bowl shaped helix. Yep it’s a shit show for the ages, with plenty of burning, blasting, loud, and painful tones ready and waiting to be dumped all over your face and or neck. Beware, you’ve been warned ..read more