Guest host Lindsay Arader joins us in the Tipsy Panel studio to talk about the iconic girls basketball DCOM, Double Teamed! James makes a California Collins, Brandon teaches everyone the different types of sports, and we have our first DCOM Mom Moment ..read more

It's our 25th episode!!! Guest host Steven Falco joins us to sip on Belmont Jewels and talk about teeth alarm clocks and the world's worst girlfriend in the 1999 Lawrence brothers DCOM Horse Sense! Be sure to also check out our very special *Bonus Episode* dedicated to DCOM trivia, available now ..read more

It's a family takeover!! Guest hosts/Brandon's sisters Katie, Megan, and Lindsey Lomuto join the Tipsy Panel to talk Camp Rock and sip on Campari Rocks. Tune in as we solve the mystery of how Joe Jonas can harmonize with himself while singing alone ..read more

In this very special episode of DCTP, we drink Lone Stars and champagne while we review the high-chic, highly quotable Lindsay Lohan classic Get A Clue and celebrate Brennan's last episode before she moves halfway across the country ..read more

'Tis the season to be spooky! We pulled in resident Halloween expert(TM) Kate Hyman for the third installment in the seasonal DCOM franchise Halloweentown High. I gotta say... they're really wringing the towel dry on this one, aren't they?? I would have expected at least a food fight montage between the scary monsters and the football team. Oh well, at least there's magic. James will teach you how to make a Halloweentown Highball, so DCOM responsibly and congratulate the makeup artist that made blue Alfred E. Neumann and green Joker. They earned this ..read more

You know we had to do the big one for our 50th episode! This movie beat out Monday Night Football for the most watched basic cable broadcast in 2007, which solidifies our belief that DCOMs are better than sports. James teaches us how to make a Lava Lemonade (tasty tasty) and we talk about how much watching 50 Disney movies has rotted our brains. We also share some DCTP stats, and you might be surprised to find out who's given the fewest thumbs ups ..read more

Whether or not you're a fan of the 2001 X-treme motorbike girls-do-it-too DCOM, you cannot deny that this movie holds cultural significance for being the first time an actor has pulled off the emotion "eating fries but sad." I would say "first and only time" but I don't wanna close the door for a sequel. James puts a new spin on an old cocktail with his Rippin' Sidecar, we admire the incredible wardrobe choices throughout the movie, and we actually do a pretty good job predicting what this one would be about from the poster alone ..read more

If you have ever wondered if it is "suspicious" to haul a sack of meat down a suburban road with a horde of dogs chasing after you, this movie will confirm that yes it is a very suspect thing to do. We watched Hounded, a 2001 DCOM with a standout cast of Tahj Mowry, Shia LaBeouf, and Ed Begley Jr. It's a dog movie, so you already know what it's about: the dog makes a big mess, the dog gets lost at some point, and the bad guy is a rich dog-owner. Maybe what you won't expect is how this movie inspired us to talk about the pros and cons of Jackie Chan being President. Mix yourself a Salty Dog and ..read more

This movie is all about breaking records: more awkward kisses, more people drowning, and more live dolphin births than any other DCOM. It's also got Mischa Barton and Jared Padalecki starring alongside each other just a few years before they both hit their TV stride. WIth all these positives, what could possibly go wrong??? Well, lots of things. We suggest you pour yourself a Dolphin Hugger and make it a double, because we can only talk about telepathic Christian dolphins for so long before the conversation turns to dolphin genitalia and that time NASA paid a woman to give acid to a dolphin an ..read more

Your favorite dirtheads are going to New Mexico baybee!! We embark on a spiritual journey with nothing but dim sum for our review of the 2005 DCOM Buffalo Dreams. James teaches us how to whip up some tasty Hozho cocktails (with Buffalo Trace, of course) and we jump right into this one, socks and all. Everyone comes up with their best horse names, we list all the awful things that local DIRTDAWG Kyle probably does, and Brennan shares what everyone thought this movie was about before we watched it ..read more