Happy Season 5 finale GMTD babies! We have a treat, treat, treat for you! We have author Sarah James here to break down “High School Musical 2!” Without missing a beat, we are dropped right back into East High and “What Time Is It?” SUMMERTIME! Students are literally counting down the seconds to freedom— wait, scratch that— counting down the seconds to getting jobs. Never have you ever met a group of students more obsessed with being employed. Lucky for everyone (and I do mean everyone) Troy gets them all jobs at a country club run by Sharpay and Ryan’s family (the most “fabulous” and delusion ..read more

Happy New Year!! GMTD is back with a truly psychotic film, “The Proud Family Movie.” Thank GOD we have Damon Royster here to help us make sense of the madness! This ain’t the TV show, let’s just say THAT. But if you love peanuts, boy are you in for a the ride of your life. It would be easier to say what this movie DOESN’T have, but just to whet your appetite, there’s a secret formula used in a “pork-nut”, a mad scientist who’s building an army of peanut people, a rapper named 15 Cent, a dance crew of 16-year-olds trying to “crunk”, CLONES, a horny Sugar Mama (which is the best part), and a gun ..read more

“Wake up and pee! The world’s on fire!” Happy Holidays, GMTD babies! This week is a TRUE Christmas gift, “Life-Size 2: A Christmas Eve” with Ryan Parseghian! As Ryan says, this is a film that can only be described as “a gay corporate film” and clearly a “catalyst for Ron DeSantis’ anti-woke movement.” This film truly is a masterpiece of “gay realism,” scenes exclusively starting with drinking or waking up, woke propaganda, Tyra rapping, Lil’ Yachty, a reluctant CEO, a wrongfully imprisoned doll creator, sassy friends, a young 12-year-old neighbor/friend who ends up saving a woman’s job, Christ ..read more

“Wake up and pee! The world’s on fire!” Happy Holidays, GMTD babies! This week is a TRUE Christmas gift, “Life-Size 2: A Christmas Eve” with Ryan Parseghian! As Ryan says, this is a film that can only be described as “a gay corporate film” and clearly a “catalyst for Ron DeSantis’ anti-woke movement.” This film truly is a masterpiece of “gay realism,” scenes exclusively starting with drinking or waking up, woke propaganda, Tyra rapping, Lil’ Yachty, a reluctant CEO, a wrongfully imprisoned doll creator, sassy friends, a young 12-year-old neighbor/friend who ends up saving a woman’s job, Christ ..read more

Get your head in the game! This week we’re breaking down the I.C.O.N.I.C., High School Musical! And joining us we have HSM virgin, Carolyn Cicalese and Jake Delaney! What can we say that you don’t already know? It’s the movie that launched 1,000 ships. We have Zac, Vanessa, and Ms. Darbus! It’s Grease 3 in Utah; it’s a commentary on the power of hobbies; it’s basketball stars and mathletes; it’s one of the most important brother/sister duos we’ve ever seen; a top 100 soundtrack; it’s theater and obviously, it’s an allegory for being bi-sexual! We’re breaking free! Enjoyyyy ..read more

This week on GMTD, we have the incomparable Elissa Marcus here to talk about (according to IMDB “trivia”) one of the most obscure DCOMs of all time — Buffalo Dreams! This movie is about a boy named Josh who moves to New Mexico with his science loving dad and “culinary anthropologist” mom. Josh is OBSESSED with biking (as is this movie) to the point we felt like the title should be called “Biking Dreams”. Josh teams up with Thomas, a Navajo boy who is single handedly in charge of a wild herd of Buffalo (where are the adults??) and the two of them go on a journey to accept one another, connect w ..read more

GMTD babies! We’re energized yet traumatized this week because we watched “Hounded”! And here to trauma bond with us is Myke Thompson (whose life eerily mirrors the exact plot of this movie???). If we’re being honest, this movie is mostly about a possessed pomeranian who absolutely ruins the lives of two separate families. It is one of the most insane and hard to watch DCOMs these humble hosts have ever had to sit through. The DESTRUCTION of a house, the DESTRUCTION of a man, and the DESTRUCTION of our will to live is a testament to what kind of film you’re in for. It’s hard to really understa ..read more

Calling all witches! This week on GMTD, we are wrapping up the iconic Halloweentown franchise with Return to Halloweentown! And here to help us, as is tradition, are Maggie Smith and Kyle Mantegna of the Roommate Lovers podcast! This movie has a lot going on, but the most notable (and questionable) thing is that Marnie, our main character, is RE-CAST! Halloweentown without Kimberly J. Brown feels downright disrespectful (though we do love Ms. Sara Paxton). Not to worry though, there’s plenty of things to make up for it. Like, no magic being allowed at a Witch University, (Ok?? What’s the point ..read more

Welcome to spooky SZN, witches! This week on GMTD, we’re breaking down “Twitches Too” with our switch (sister witch) Claire Woolcott! This movie is a mess from top to bottom, but WOW are Tia and Tamera watchable! This movie starts exactly where we left off with the first installment (we think???), but with more animosity and worse acting??? Once again, a shadow presence is threatening the kingdom of Coventry, or is the shadow presence the long lost king who sacrificed his life to save his daughters?? It’s hard to know who’s evil and who’s not, which twin loves which boy, or even which twin is ..read more

Buckle up kids, because this week’s Give Me That D is a wild one! Lauren Leland is here to break down “Tiger Cruise” and no, it’s not a movie about a riverboat through the jungle like Katelyn thought. This is not just a movie about Navy brats (but don’t ever call them that), a disintegrating father/daughter relationship, or the families of people in the Navy. It is also, if not most importantly, a movie about…… 9/11. That’s right. 9/11/2001 — they went there. So obviously this is less your run of the mill DCOM, and more of a recruitment video for the US Navy. But don’t worry we still have Hayd ..read more