Big Dick Energy  Loial's proclamation, "We are the heroes of today" rings true in the epic season 2 finale of The Wheel of Time. As harrowing events bring our Two Rivers folk full circle, the only thing you can bet on is that they will never be the same after Falme. Join Randland in our spoiler free discussion of , "What Was Meant To Be" as we breakdown that showstopper of a finale. If you have read the complete Wheel of Time book series, stay with us past 1:29:11 for full-on-spoilers and theories as to what some episode 8 clues might mean for Season 3.  ..read more

It kicks off with fishwives and a fatal foretelling and escalates as our beloved heroes move around the chess board in season's two penultimate episode "Daes Dae'Mar".  Translating to "The Game of Houses" it turns out to be an apropos title as loyalties are tested; some will be broken, as others are rekindled. Join Randland as we navigate turbulent waters in Cairhien and Falme in this spoiler free review.  If you're a book fan and have completed the series, stick around through 1:04:30 for full-on-spoilers as we theorize what's really going down with Moiraine & Siuan, and what's ..read more

The Wheel of Time Season 2 Episode 6, "Eyes Without Pity" is an apropos title as it takes us deeper into the dehumanizing logic of the Seanchan, and the disturbing power of the A'dam. Randland takes fans through a spoiler-free breakdown of this dramatic arc. From Egwene's resilience, to Loial's deep vocals, to Lan turning narc on Mo , there's a lot to dive into.  If you're a book fan and have read the full series, stick around later (@1:18:30) for full-spoiler analysis and extra foretellings.  ..read more

The Wheel of Time Season 2 world expands as we learn more about the mysterious Seanchan in Episode 5, "Damane." From sinister collars, golden pacifiers, to  some seriously intense manicures, the devil is in the details as we unpack the motives and culture s of the outsiders who have ensnared Ingtar, Loial, and Egwene. Beyond Falme, Liandrin takes a trip to Trader Joe's for some asparagus, as a suspicious Verin tries to ferret out schemes in the White Tower.  Perrin makes some friends, Mo dupes Lanfear, Rand gets tied up (again.) Zoe questions Aiel accents, fight choreography, and the ..read more

Join Randland for a spoiler free discussion of Amazon Prime's The Wheel of Time S2 Episode 4, "Daughter of the Night." Selene sweeps Rand off to her Kinslayer's cottage for some sexy time that tragically ends with the dragon reeling, "Oh no, my boner!"The Caihrien Library is open as Anvaere Damodred reads big sis Mo' for filth. Elyas gets bossy. Min struggles with internal and external demons. Alanna's family hosts the Gaiden at their 24/7 Buffet. Coachella Lan gets some warder-to-warder therapy. Logain hopes his bathrobe days are numbered as he ponders a swift exit from the secret garden pris ..read more

The Wheel of Time Season 2 builds suspense as Nynaeve enters the perilous Arches in her test to become an Accepted of the White Tower.  Join Randland podcast for a spoiler free discussion of episode 3, "What Might Be" where we see Uno lose more than his eye, a peek at Daes De Mar, and Rand's burning lust set ablaze. Not to mention Perrin getting wolfy, and Mat finally starting a journey beyond his cell.  Robert Jordan fans stick around until the end of the episode (1:05:00) for hot takes and book spoilers. We promise to give you ample warning before diving in ..read more

Collin, Zoe and Jay offer a spoiler free look into The Wheel of Time's sophomore season with Episode 2 "Strangers and Friends." Join us as we confer on warder woes, Dagger Daddy, Red Ajah Mommy and the ever foreboding Arches. From 40 first dates with Errol to the Daughter Heir and her "subjects", there's a plenty to parse as season 2 starts to simmer.   If you're a book fan looking for spoiler-filled divulgences, stick around til 1:03:00 for an even deeper dive.  ..read more

Collin, Zoe, and Jay return to discuss darkfriendery, fade fights, hard-knock novice lessons, warder feels and much more.  We're diving into Season 2 of The Wheel of Time on Prime with an in depth review of episode 1 "A Taste of Solitude." Join us for hot takes on show improvements and a spoiler-free analysis of the season 2 premiere.  If you're a book fan, stick around until the end of the episode for spoiler-filled banter as we theorize what's still to come in this adaptation of Robert Jordan's beloved epic fantasy.  ..read more

When exactly do sparks begin to fly? Just how long is a never-ending quest? How exactly does one call a fade? It’s all discussed here! In this episode we breakdown Amazon’s The Wheel Of Time Ep. 3 “A Place of Safety.” Opening with a spoiler-free recap and discussion, Jay & Collin highlight the peaks, valleys, strengths, and weaknesses of the episode before Zoë joins to transition the conversation to a spoiler-filled chat encompassing the entirety of the TV show season and book series ..read more

Randland revisits episode two of The Wheel of Time TV show, "Shadow's Waiting" to see if their initial review and perspective has shifted upon rewatching. Amyrlin Jay and M'hael breakdown a spoiler free recap of the episode. Later they're joined by Tigraine for a spoiler filled discussion, dishing on episode highlights and grievances from a book fan POV. In short, Trollocs can't swim. Fades are hott. Two River's kids sure can sing. Rand coughs up bats but still has the vocal strength to challenge Moiraine. Moiraine Sedai is tired, really tired.  Mat is holding everyone together by a thre ..read more