EmmyLou Loves #129 Is Eric Bush just her DiDi driver or was EmmyLou hoping he'd get inside her? Congratulations to @Butt3rfly for the winning title thread! You win a home cooked meal of oxtail Salmon and sadza salad! Emmy would love to rent a have a friend over for dinner for her Instagram. We hope Bush Babe doesn’t miss EmmyLou too much. Maybe he can come get her and take her back?? [ATTACH type="full"... EmmyLou Loves #129 Is Eric Bush just her DiDi driver or was EmmyLou hoping he'd get inside her ..read more

Clementine Ford #2 Capitalist prank, hypocrite crank, pulling her rank for some white saviour wank Congrats to @Sure…Media! for the genius thread title! Carry on ..read more

Congratulations @HawTea2.0 for the winning thread title. I had to edit it to fit, the full title is 'Jojo has all 5 of her eggs in one basket, tattle outed her pregnancy, no doubt she blew a gasket' Recap: Joanne is still as boring as ever. Carry on below ..read more

I have attempted our new thread, hopefully this has worked! I had to shrink the title suggestion a bit to fit, hope it’s ok for you all So a recap . . . •Emma Sneddon has a job at NEXT now - that Juicy lifestyle doesn’t really pay all the bills! •Crazy Hayley defected to Modere with Nat Ellis - she’s still a crazy tin-hat lunatic though •Big H is still desperate for any engagement, and still hasn’t sorted her poor daughter’s eye out •As for Dani - well she absolutely is not bothered... Juice Plus Past & Present #13 Big H masters low engagement, Dani’s ignoring her haters, Sneds has a ..read more

Congrats to @Mopsy75 for the thread title. Previously, on the Real White Trash of Lake Nona: Our favourite grifters attended the opening of Epcot's Flower and Garden Festival sans-offspring for an orgy of overindulgence, wherein Jenn treated herself to stuffed toys which will be added to the Ft. Pampers rubbish heap, and a garish granny-quilt dress which was so relentlessly mocked by Tattlers that it was quietly returned a few videos later. Tim also sports a... The Tim Tracker #172 And on the seventh day, Jenn rested, along with the 1st thru 6th day ..read more

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Congrats on the winning thread title @Badirene* - the clear favourite! * with a littuhl, dinky dot, smidge of credit to the Top G himself, Christopher Malcolm, for his fabulous late-night ramblings which provided us with such golden inspiration! If anyone wants to do a TLDR recap or wants to bring anything over from the last thread, please feel free ..read more

Thread title by a confused @StatusWoe nom nom nominated by RSM stalwart @Wooh from resort. In terms of a recap, rest assured she is still insufferable. Also, the 1 in 5 book is finished but there’s no sign of it. Maybe send a complaint via tweet but not to RSM, to her publisher ..read more

New day and a new thread thanks to @BadJanet For a recap just catch up on the latest articles Katie Price 'fools fans and jets off, missing bankruptcy hearing' Katie Price seemingly tried to stop her fans finding out she was on holiday with her boyfriend JJ Slater on Saturday as she shared a number pre-recorded videos on social media. www.dailymail.co.uk Katie Price relaxes at £760-a-night hotel after dodging bankruptcy hearing KATIE Price relaxes on holiday with her boyfriend — on the day she failed to turn up for a bankruptcy hearing claiming she had anxiety. Katie and JJ Sla ..read more

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