Everything YOU Need to Know About the 2024 Jupiter-Uranus Conjunction
Cosmic Chronicles: Astrology with Cosmic Cannibal
by Cosmic Cannibal
6d ago
On April 20, 2024, Jupiter and Uranus align in earth sign Taurus, setting the stage for a potentially explosive, exciting, and electrifying weekend. A conjunction between these two cosmic juggernauts is rare—it only happens about once every 14 years—and it does, it initiates a new cycle of expansion, innovation, and breakthroughs. In this episode of the Cosmic Cannibal Podcast, comedy astrologer Cosmic Cannibal dishes on this rare planetary transit, offering her witty and incisive insights into all things Jupiter, Uranus, and Taurus. Work with the 2024 Jupiter-Uranus Conjunction via this Ju ..read more
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We Need to Talk About the Big Game 2024
Cosmic Chronicles: Astrology with Cosmic Cannibal
by Cosmic Cannibal
2M ago
In this episode of Cosmic Gumbo, Katie & Camille hilariously dish on the astrology of the Big Game 2024. From Taylor Swift's political power (and whether or not she somehow rigged the game for beau Travis Kelce) to the zodiac signs of Kansas City & San Francisco's top players and coaches, this bowl of Cosmic Gumbo is a chunky one. Talk Soup meets your Cosmo horoscope in this comedy astrology podcast. Featuring Gemini astrologer Camille (aka Cosmic Cannibal) and Kansas City Leo Katie, no star or star sign is safe from being tossed into this sonic dish. Want MORE Cosmic Gumbo? Follow ..read more
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Your February Horoscope
Cosmic Chronicles: Astrology with Cosmic Cannibal
by Cosmic Cannibal
3M ago
Join astrologer and writer Cosmic Cannibal as she hilariously breaks down February's biggest transits. In this episode, Cosmic offers her witty insights, astrological expertise, and copious rambling about Mercury, Venus and Mars in Aquarius, Back to the Future Part II, the Aquarius new moon and much more. This forecast will make you laugh out loud while also giving you the motivation you need to conquer the month ahead. Whether you're a die-hard astrology fan or just looking for a good laugh, this episode is not to be missed! Want MORE comic astro-logic from Cosmic? Check out her: Astrology n ..read more
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We Need to Talk about Aquarius
Cosmic Chronicles: Astrology with Cosmic Cannibal
by Cosmic Cannibal
3M ago
Why does alien Alf eat SO many cats? Was Aquarius Michael Jordan secretly an alien (and is that why he's SOO good at b-ball)? In this episode of Cosmic Gumbo, Katie & Camille dish on all things Aquarius, from aliens and robots, to Paris Hilton, and why David Bowie should be an honorary Aquarius. Also on the talking block? How Aquarius Ashton Kutcher and Leo Mila Kunis have gone completely off the rails. It's a laugh-out-loud episode you don't want to miss. What IS Cosmic Gumbo??? Talk Soup meets your Cosmo horoscope in this comedy / astrology / pop culture podcast featuring Gemini astrolog ..read more
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Pluto in Aquarius 2024 -- What YOU Need to Know About This MAJOR Shift
Cosmic Chronicles: Astrology with Cosmic Cannibal
by Cosmic Cannibal
3M ago
Join snarky-yet-savvy astrologer and writer Cosmic Cannibal as she hilariously breaks down one of 2024's biggest astrology transits, Pluto in Aquarius. Cosmic guides you through all the themes, meanings, and history of Pluto in Aquarius 2024, offering her witty insights, astrological expertise, and copious rambling. Whether you're a die-hard astrology fan or just looking for a good way to waste 25 minutes of your life, this episode is not to be missed! Want more astro-logic from Cosmic Cannibal?  Check out my: Astrology Newsletter: https://cosmiccannibal.substack.com/ Website: http ..read more
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The 2024 Capricorn New Moon & ALL the Goal-Setting Astrology of Jan. 8
Cosmic Chronicles: Astrology with Cosmic Cannibal
by Cosmic Cannibal
3M ago
In this episode, snarky-yet-savvy astrologer Cosmic Cannibal has YOUR weekly forecast, including her thoughts on why the Capricorn New Moon is SOOOO good for setting long-lasting goals, and how YOU can best work with the astrology of the week. Feeling the weight of life and astrology's disappointments as you step into 2024? I get it—and I’m here to help. + If you’re struggling to understand what to do as you head into 2024, check out my 2024 Birth Chart Reading. This reading dives into the transits, themes, and opportunities specific to you and YOUR birth chart, to help you master the as ..read more
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We Need to Talk About Santa Claus
Cosmic Chronicles: Astrology with Cosmic Cannibal
by Cosmic Cannibal
4M ago
Is Santa Claus really a Capricorn? How much of a Scorpio is the Grinch? And are Gremlins more Gemini or Virgo in nature? In this special holiday episode of Cosmic Gumbo, Katie & Camille dish on the astrology of classic Christmas figures, from Santa Claus & The Grinch to Gremlins and The Polar Express. Also on the talking block? Tim Allen, Garfield, and whether Ol' St. Nick will have a holly jolly 2024. It's a laugh-out-loud episode of Cosmic Gumbo you don't want to miss. What IS Cosmic Gumbo??? Talk Soup meets your Cosmo horoscope in this comedy / astrology / pop culture podcast featu ..read more
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This Week's Astrology: what YOU need to know about Dec. 11 thru Dec. 17
Cosmic Chronicles: Astrology with Cosmic Cannibal
by Cosmic Cannibal
4M ago
In this episode, snarky-yet-savvy astrologer Cosmic Cannibal dives into the astrology of the week of December 11th, 2023. Mercury makes some sweet music with Venus, the Sun & Moon align in Sagittarius, Mercury begins its moonwalk through Capricorn, and Neptune cloaks the Sun in another dreamy fog. Don't know what any of that means? Don't worry! Cosmic Cannibal has got your back with another entertaining yet enlightening forecast for your week. 2024 is just around the corner, and there’s no better time to unleash YOUR potential! + On Dec. 13, Cosmic Cannibal is releasing FREE 2024 Overview ..read more
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What Mercury in Capricorn Means for YOU
Cosmic Chronicles: Astrology with Cosmic Cannibal
by Cosmic Cannibal
5M ago
On Dec. 1, the planet of talk, text, and data enters earth sign Capricorn, ushering in a bevy of serious, pragmatic, and money-making thoughts. In this episode, snarky-yet-savvy astrologer Cosmic Cannibal gives you the 411 on Mercury in Capricorn and what it means for your writing, thinking, career and creativity. Is YOUR sign impacted by this transit? Listen and find out. Want to connect with Cosmic? Follow her on TikTok, Substack, and Pinterest. Book a chart reading and get other astrology learning resources on her website, cosmiccannibal.com ..read more
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Introducing Cosmic Gumbo
Cosmic Chronicles: Astrology with Cosmic Cannibal
by Cosmic Cannibal
5M ago
Talk Soup meets your Cosmo horoscope in Cosmic Gumbo, a brand new comedy / astrology / pop culture podcast featuring Gemini astrologer, Camille (aka Cosmic Cannibal), and Kansas City Leo, Katie (who is totally, 100% a Chiefs fan). No star or star sign is safe from being roasted, toasted, and tossed into this sonic dish. In this inaugural episode, Camille and Katie discuss the highs and lows of Scorpio season, the romantic tour de force that is Travis Kelce and Taylor Swift, the zodiac signs of the King of the Hill cast, and many more random astrology weirdness. Katie also shares her favorite w ..read more
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