Enjoy the apocalypse with us and take a slice of steak off the meat tree to chase it. But be sure to stuff John Nelson Darby in a locker if you don’t want to get a wedgie below the Mason Dixon line.    Discussion Starters: Rapture during the eclipse, earthquakes, Daniel’s last week of prophecy, Thanks for Punderstanding, Bible characters with white names, should we pray for Satan’s salvation, knee-length skirts, Satan’s knees are like a joystick ..read more

Educate yourself on Joker Jukebox musicals with special guest Christopher Salazar from the Chris and Dez show! Find out how Jesus is our first responder and quarterback and wash down some mafia spicy takes with some New York gravy.   Discussion Starters: Cost of a red-carpet look, Jesus’ fashion choices, New York food recs, playing an atheist and denying God, American obsession with antiheros, The Chosen and other Christian films, Kirk Cameron films, cereal revisited, Christians kissing on screen, Godfather, Goodfellas, and Sopranos ..read more

With a balanced diet of anarchy, fiber, deep brown dirt, and the blessing of a wet and sticky bird, you’re on your way to a holy and crunchy breakfast experience. Let Wayne’s fat-padded love hands give you your first broken nose so you can match Chris’ crooked face.   Discussion Starters: National Cereal Day, cereal confessions, cereal mascots, two questions from Crossroads, struggling with or living in sin, reciting a bible verse for food, end times is near, punches to the face ..read more

Why would a loving and sovereign God let the Mexican Pizza go away for a short while? Embrace the mystery with us as we play with puns, ruminate on religion, and secretly talk behind Dillip’s back.   Discussion Starters: Sweet Potato Pie, cities at the center of Jesus’ millennial reign, emotionally responding to John Macarthur, talk about Calvinism, sin in heaven, yucky puppet master, Christ in all things, Global Religion Thanks for Punderstanding, a visit from Santa Tecnica, Las Vegas wagers, merch, gossip rules ..read more

This Valentines week it’s time to learn how to get in your body with Wayne and discover your bender type from Avatar. Let the north wind blow on your garden as Jon recalls his wedding song.  Discussion Starters: Sweeping us off our feet, japalenyo, youth group commandments, the Griddy, life’s greatest accomplishments, Jesus or secular love song, Thanks for Punderstanding, children reading Song of Solomon, Jesus’ preferred cuisine ..read more

Can you supernaturally run in slow motion? Well, if you’re Hasselhoff or Saint George Michael, you will definitely need to have faith. Turn your hat backwards and put on your slingshot in preparation for this episode.   Discussion Starters: Dumdum sucker apology, wife-related announcements, evil behind other religions, the state of Florida, demon resources theory, Thanks for Punderstanding, differentiating belief and faith, Katie Perry Lyrics ..read more

Serve yourself a hot bowl of Birria Ramen and cuddle up with Russel Crowe in the basement (allegedly). Get ready to get fit and drink the same amount in the coming year… just be careful of the stair-stepper transformer.   Discussion Starters: Gym equipment Transformers, recapping 2023, proper finger-wagging technique, evangelism appetizers, New Year’s resolutions both real and funny, prophetic words of 2023: Porcelain-Carpetbagger-Funf, Bathroom Crocs, Bible verse of 2024, hotdog-lifespan correlations ..read more

We’ve figured out how to jam a full acre and two cows into a single rod. Even though Jon teaches a gothic horror class, still be sure to stay away from the Ouija and angels of the Charlie persuasion. Discussion Starters: Peak reindeer season, cities in Ohio, Rain Wavid Dandolf’s ghosthunter kids, lip sync bad words in a song, Biblical name Thanks for Punderstanding, Protestants still protesting, Psychology explains the Bennett Hasselhoff Nexus ..read more

What do Seekonk, Weeweeantics, Foggybottom, and Flesh all have in common? Jon’s mind! Enjoy all the Turkish vibes in this one as we remind Wayne where the Salem witch trials took place and explore the 7 sins of Thanksgiving.   Discussion Starters: Real towns in Massachusetts, praying over food for gratitude or protection spells, Fiona the flesh-eating stuffy, spending a day with a bear, shame about a giant inflatable tree, why did the creator design wildlife to die violently, devoured and excreted with the lion of Judah, Christian focus on Thanksgiving, deviled eggs on every holiday ..read more

Are you a two-footed creature that chews the cud? Well, you’re welcome here even if you don’t match our 21stcentury taxonomy. Hop in the ark and get blasted by a better-than-the-original Smash Bros knockoff.   Discussion Starters: Super Past Brothers in the Christian shark tank, the end of the Gospel of Thomas, Day of the Dead details, Poe and Macbeth, Bible Bones BONEa Fides, dinosaurs and kangaroos in the Bible, inheriting salvation, sad souls on the journey to the afterlife, God’s judgement to send people to hell.  ..read more