Damnnnn, Teddy Grahams are a true classic but bringing things back to the mini sandwich cookies that were "Bearwiches"?  SUCH A MOVE. Comedian and writer Joe Kwaczala joins me this episode to chat about the now discontinued snack, among other fun 90's throwbacks. Joe KNOWS his snacks so we get into the nitty gritty around what makes or breaks a sandwich cookie, M&M's vs Reeces, and which special edition items shit the bed. We, of course, also play 2 Truths and a Lie & Fuck Marry Kill Poly! THANKS FOR LISTENING LOVE YOU!!  Follow Joe: Twitter: https://twitter.com/joekjoek Inst ..read more

You guys were so patient with my week off that you KNOW I had to come back with a fire episode. Comedian, Kyle Mizono, is my guest and we talk about her favorite childhood snack, Hello Panda!!! I used to get my husband the koala version when we first started dating because that was one of the few things I was SURE he liked. Japanese cookies with chocolate as a sweeping generalization are always good (imo) and these are no different. We start out the pod debating the best kind of workouts and end the podcast trying to get Kyle to say she would fuck food.  It's great and you will love it. P ..read more

OK so remember last episode when we had Marcelle as our guest? WELL LOOKIE HERE - we've got comedian, actor, and insanely talented artist, Kevin Christy on the pod this week who just so happens to be Marcelle's BOYFRIEND. Wow can you believe? This episode also fucking rules because Kevin's favorite snack is FUNYUNS. I mean. COME ON THIS IS A GOOD ONE. Outside of the usual 2 Truths and a Lie and 3 rounds of Fuck Marry Kill Poly - we also take time out to shit on being a comedian in general, talk about smoked meats, people's opinions of my terrible voice (which is even more messed up in this epi ..read more

EAST COAST WHATS UP BABY!!! Comedian, Joe List, joins me to talk about his favorite childhood snack - Yodels. We find out it's an east coast thing and compare to other similar snacks while discovering that Joe has very specific taste. Movie snacks are a hot topic and then I make him think hard about if a Cherry Hand Pie is worth fucking during Fuck Marry Kill Poly. I  have now made the commitment to make him a Yodel cake when I come visit which will be a journey. There's so much in this episode that is great and u are great for watching. Please leave a comment about my hair because I brai ..read more

I really can't believe it took this long to have someone on who chose Flamin Hot Cheetos but truly - thank god we are here!! In this episode Atsuko Okatsuka and I dive into the wonderful world of after school snacks with a specific focus on high school. There's a lot of chip talk - specifically about international chips and we got into some more serious convos but then obviously ended the episode with 3 rounds of Fuck Marry Kill Poly where she had to transition from talking about eating disorders to which snack she wanted to fuck.    I love her and you and Flamin Hot Cheetos make ur ..read more

I'd like to start this out by admitting that my guest, Mike Falzone, suggested Sun Chips initially, to which I violently denied him that opportunity.  Instead, he had named Shark Bites which imo is WAY MORE INTERESTING (you be the judge???) Anyway, this episode is honestly very fucking fun and Mike and I discuss Shark Bites in it's use as a status indicator at the lunch table and a way to somehow gender snacks.   We DO argue about Sun Chips but we also play True or False and Fuck Marry Kill Poly.  Mike rules! Fruit snacks rule! **Listen, Subscribe, Share, and Tell me what you th ..read more

Not often do I relate to a favorite snack enough to scream "YES"  when a guest initially shares it with me but this time - OH MY GOD! Comedian, Ali Macofsky, came on the pod to talk about her favorite childhood snack, Snyder's of Hanover Honey Mustard & Onion Pretzel Pieces.  That's a mouthful (wink wink, kill me). I loved these stupid things so much and thoroughly enjoyed talking with Ali about her own attachment to the tiny bits of golden delicious. We also talk about some of the snacks she recently tried at Disneyland (controversial opinion warning). We play 2 Truths and a Lie ..read more

Ok fine, yes I am a jew but that does NOT mean I am not deeply obsessed with Christmas snacks and treats.  Who better to chat about it with me than comedian, writer, and former Good Mythical Morning superstar - Ellie McElvain! And this bitch knows her fucking snacks. We talk about HER favorite holiday treats (namedrop: Carol - her mom) and then run through a list of favorite holiday treats by state. I pulled the list from Better Homes and Gardens and there is absolutely fucking no way it is accurate and has to be made up (has anyone ever heard of mint chocolate chip cookies???)  &nbs ..read more

Holy shit you guys!!! We made it to 40 episodes!!!! Can you even believe??? Thank you to everyone who has been listening and interacting and if you're just discovering the pod - WELCOME!!   For our 40th episode I chatted with the legendary Bobcat Goldthwait about his favorite childhood snack - BIG BUDDY GUM! If you are a bubble gum head then this episode is for you. And if you are not - this episode still fucking rules. We dive into the rich history of Big Buddy Gum and why it sticks out in Bob's brain as being an important part of his childhood.  He came to the table armed with ..read more

Based on this episode, if I went to middle school with Kara Klenk, I would fight people to sit next to her at the lunch table.  This bitch knows her fucking snacks. Her favorite snack (cheese and crackers) may may seem boring bit her explanation will open you up to why it's in fact, an incredibly good choice. We blab about some east coast faves (*AHEM* bagel chips) AND I of course make her play 2 Truths and a Lie. We do 3 rounds of Fuck Marry Kill Poly during which we both freak out after mentioning KUDOS !!!!  I love Kara, I love Kudos, I love cheese, and I love this episode!!! **Li ..read more