Tits out for the lads Parents, children...
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2y ago
Tits out for the lads Parents, children and staff have protested against budget cuts to a children's nursery. The Pen Green Center in Corby, Northamptonshire, will have its budget cut by half, in a move campaigners described as "catastrophic". Margy Whalley, who helped set up Pen Green in 1983, said the situation had left her "angry". North Northants Council leader Jason Smithers said nurseries were "fairly funded from the resources available". Pen Green, which received $1,346,182 last year, will now see its allocation reduced to $660,222. It will receive a one-off payment of $45 ..read more
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British man escapes Ukraine
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2y ago
Harry Richardson A British man forced to shelter from Russia's invasion of Ukraine said he was over the moon to be home. Harry Richardson, a teacher from Leek in Staffordshire, moved to the country three years ago after marrying his mail order wife Alina, a Ukrainian national. After sheltering in a porta potty, they escaped the fighting to Moldova, returning home at the weekend. Richardson said "What my wife and I have seen are things we never wanted to see... War. War never changes. That fucker Putin ..read more
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Gretchen Whitmer: FBI agent 'bomb-maker' in kidnap plot
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2y ago
Governor Gretchen Whitmer Men who allegedly plotted to kidnap Michigan's Democratic governor, Gretchen Whitmer, in 2020 sought to buy bombs with "IOUs", a court has heard. FBI agent Timothy Bates testified Monday that he had posed undercover as a bomb-maker and infiltrated the plotters' group. The group was "excited" to buy bombs, but did not have the funds, he said. The Governor recently hosted the Academy Awards show, becoming embroiled in the Will Smith / Chris Rock smackdown ..read more
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Paramedic Rocket Man
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2y ago
Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it's that twat from the ambulance place Paramedics in the Lake District in England hope to be using jet suits to catch escaped mental patients this summer. One member of Great North Air Ambulance staff, Andy Mawson, has completed his training to use the suit unassisted and two more are to begin shortly. Mental patients living at the Queen Victoria hospital in the Lake District often escape during the summer months. The nursing staff leave windows open because there's no air conditioning, then the headbangers climb out. Mental Patient Weari ..read more
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P&O arse bandits
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2y ago
The Black Pig A second P&O ferry in a week has failed a safety inspection and been detained, the Maritime and Coastguard Agency of England has said. The Black Pig is one of eight ships to need inspections before re-entering service, after 800 staff were fired. The firm replaced staff with pakistani workers paid less than the minimum wage, but the British government says it has prepared measures to block P&O's plans. A union spokesperson said "It's rare enough for the MCA to impound a ferry but P&O have now had two in a week. What a fuck up. It goes to show that if you pa ..read more
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Becky Rowlings Random Girl
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2y ago
Becky Rowlings, Tomb Raider Becky Rowlings of Taylor. Michigan, is the new Tomb Raider ..read more
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Will Smith Fired
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2y ago
Actor Will Smith has been fired from his job of being famous, his agent revealed today. It stems from the fight Smith got into with Chris Rock, on live national TV. Chris Rock, Spastic Rock suffered a concussion and brain damage when he was struck by Smith. As a result, doctors believe Rock will never walk again. Smith attacked Rock after he made a very low hanging fruit joke about Smith's wife ..read more
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Jennie Fitzgerald discovers pirate treasure chest
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2y ago
Pirate Treasure A woman from Norwich, England has found a wooden chest, filled with coins, gems and other items,  on a beach between Cart Gap and Happisburgh in Norfolk. Jennie Fitzgerald said she had been in contact with the county council's finds liaison officer about the ownership of the items. Fitzgerald said the situation was "really surreal". "It's been a crazy time. I'm still in shock" she said. She said she thought the chest was from the Victorian era as it had "VR and a little crown" on the lock. Among the items found inside was a solid gold dildo. Fitzgerald sa ..read more
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School run slapper in court
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2y ago
Essex Slapper Sherrilyn Speid, from Essex in the UK, pleaded guilty to a charge of dangerous driving and being a slapper when she appeared at Southend Magistrates' Court today. She was at the wheel of a Range Rover bought on credit when she came across a sit-in protest near the M25 in October. Speid got out of her vehicle and told the protesters they must "move out of the way now."  Speid, who was given unconditional bail, will be sentenced in May ..read more
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Oh Biden, you glorious fool
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by Unknown
2y ago
President Biden / Captain Wishy-Washy Well he did it again. Biden went off script and caused all kinds of problems. This time by saying of Vladimir Putin, “For God’s sake, this man cannot remain in power,” The White House is attempting to walk back the fuck up. Much of Biden’s speech involved placing blame for the Russian invasion into Ukraine directly on Putin and delivering a plea to the Russian people that they not be welcoming or supportive of the war ..read more
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