A young woman brought her fiancé home to meet her parents. After dinner, her mother told the girl's father to find out about the young man. The father invited the fiancé to his study for a talk. "So, what are your plans?" the father asked the young man. "I am a biblical scholar," he replied "A biblical scholar, hmmm?" the father said. "Admirable, but what will you do to provide a nice house for my daughter?" I will study," the young man replied, "and God will provide for us." "And how will... Read more ..read more

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A letter has rushed in from a Mrs Trellis, of North Wales asking for a word of the day thread. Although it might be a word of the week, or whenever I remember to add one. Only one rule, it should be in the spirit of The Uxbridge English Dictionary, mentioned elsewhere. First word. SHRUBBERY The reason Sean Connery sent his chicken dinner back ..read more

I'm a big fan of the BBC Radio 4 program," I'm Sorry I haven't a Clue" The host, Jack Dee's humour, runs something like this. When introducing the programs pianist, says something like this. "Colin Sell is like a stopped clock. Two useless hands, and no sense of time". If you don't see the fun in that, then what I'm proposing is going to be lost on you. Because the tread, Tip of the day, was such an outstanding success. Let's go for word of the day ..read more

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Just listened to a beautiful piece of music, Nefeli, composed by an Italian who doesn't have a Motorhome, but he does have a rather nice German car. Einaudi ... Steve ..read more

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