The Man Rules At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down Finally , the guys' side of the story. ( I must admit, it's pretty good.) We always hear ' the rules ' From the female side Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note.. these are all numbered '1 ' ON PURPOSE! 1. Men are NOT mind readers. 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.. We need it up, you need it down. You don't... man rules ..read more

Per the rules, ads are not allowed in any discussion forum. We have a boards where you can sell most anything you want (as long as it's legal) & that's under the heading "Classifieds". Violators of this will receive a warning & have their ad(s) removed. Don't lose your posting privileges here by spamming the boards ..read more

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An army major visits the sick soldiers, goes up to one private and asks: "What's your problem, Soldier?" "Chronic syphilis, Sir" "What treatment are you getting?" "Five minutes with the wire brush each day." "What's your ambition?" "To get back to the front, Sir." "Good man." says the Major. He goes to the next bed. "What's your problem, Soldier?" "Chronic piles, Sir" "What treatment are you getting?" "Five minutes with the wire brush each day." "What's your ambition?" "To get back to the... Army Hospital ..read more

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If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines 5 years ago, you would have $49.00 today. If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG 5 years ago, you would have $33.00 today. If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers 5 years ago, you would have $0.00 today. But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the aluminum cans for a recycling fee, you would have $214.00. Based on the above, the best current investment... Investment Advice ..read more

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She was only a farmer's daughter - - but all the horse manure. I used to kiss her on the lips, but its all over now. If my nose was running money, I'd blow it all on you. c'mon, add some more ..read more

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