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A senior citizen drove his brand-new Corvette convertible out of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he floored it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little gray hair he had left. Amazing, he thought as he flew down I-94, pushing the pedal even more. Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a state trooper behind him, lights flashing and siren blaring. He floored it to 100 mph, then 110, then 120. Suddenly he thought, What am I doing? I'm too old for this, and pulled over to await the trooper's arrival. Pulling in behind him, the trooper walked up to the Corvette, looked at ..read more

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He couldn't help but notice a middle-aged, balding man wearing a suit, standing in a corner sticking "Love" stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them. There were stacks and stacks of envelopes. He kept watching as the man then took out a bottle of Chanel perfume from his pocket and started spraying the scent over the envelopes. By now, the guy's curiosity had got the better of him, so he asked the man what he was doing. The man replied, "Every year before Valentine's Day, I send out 500 Valentine's Day cards, signed, 'Guess who? xoxo'" The guy asked, "But, why?" Spoiler The ..read more

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So I got a delivery from Amazon and the driver was unreal. I live on the 16th floore of a block of flats with a controlled entry system. The driver buzzed me to let him into the building and I waited for him to get to me. Now the fun starts.  Instead of ringing the doorbell. he knocked on the door. my first thought was the doorbell  isnt working . so I opened the door and tried the bell. and it worked  so I asked him why he did not use it, This is where it got bombed out. he said. I didnt use the doorbell in case you was taking a nap. I was speechless as I could not believe the ..read more

It's funny, just look for the environmentally friendly sticker ..read more

I ordered a pizza at a place I'd never ordered before a few nights ago, and I got the usual pamphlets along with the order, took a closer look today at what it was: Props to them for the clever use with the coupon code ..read more