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The Landover Baptist Church Forum
3d ago
Drake University, just a short distance from Freehold, was started long ago by Catholics. One the major areas of study students could choose was called "Religion." We True Christians™ have challenged Drake for years. What kind of religion could be taught in a place that brags 19% of its students are LGBTQ+? It can only be the religion of Satan.
We have put out the word for years that only bad religion is taught at Drake. Now, finally, the number of students has dropped so low Drake is dropping the pretense it teaches religion and is ending the Religion major. Another win for Landover Baptist ..read more
The Landover Baptist Church Forum
3d ago
Can you imagine the alarm there must be in the hereafter about the huge number of sinners headed their way? The United Methodist denomination is a huge outfit. Even though lots of churches have become fed up with its liberal no-longer-Christian theology, the number is still big. There may be eight or nine million left even after many have left. The fires of hell will be crowded.
Today the denomination voted to, not only approve homer marriages, but to approve homer preachers. If that is not a ticket to hell I don't what is. Apparently, the leaders think that because there are wars and electio ..read more
The Landover Baptist Church Forum
1w ago
Gov. Christie Noem does not tolerate unacceptable behavior. She shot and killed one of her dogs.
I didn't read her book where she explains why the dog had to bite the dust but I'm sure she had a good reason.
Liberals are having a cow over this. I'd like to know if their dogs are as well behaved as those of Gov. Naom. It's no wonder Gov. Noam ranks near the top of Republican Governors.
https://www.huffpost.com/entry/krist...b0ab66ede47cd8 ..read more
The Landover Baptist Church Forum
1w ago
Let's be practical here. If a man cannot control his own household, especially his dog, how can we trust him to run our country? Biden's witless dog could not tell the bad guys and who the good ones. Instead of attacking intruders he attacked those defending the White House. The dog was allowed to do this 24 times. We know where the blame is, it is with the head of the house, Biden himself.
Biden’s Dog Commander Bit Secret Service Members 24 Times, Records Show | Fox News ..read more
The Landover Baptist Church Forum
2w ago
Mat:7:20I was considering what earthly things indicate a True Christian and I click on the internet. God answer my question instantly -
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The Landover Baptist Church Forum
2w ago
Such a kerfuffle is in the Christian news today because a fine preacher invited a Christian sword swallower to perform at an event promoting Christian manhood. Some leaders in the faith were horrified.
The sword swallower was saved ten years ago and quotes scripture in his show. Why wouldn't Jesus be pleased with that? I'm on the side of the sword guy.
John Lindell apologizes for inviting Alex Magala, Mark Driscoll | Church & Ministries News (christianpost.com ..read more
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2w ago
NoahPinion: As the U.S. finds itself dealing with a proliferating set of conflicts ...Americans are asking why ...a return to a jungle-like world of empires and conquerors....
Why return to a world of empires and conquerors? Because God ensures that the righteous and Godly win all wars. (Deuteronomy 20:4, 2 Samuel 23:10, Psalms 108:13, 2 Chronicles 20:15) Elections and negotiations, not so much.
The return of Big Wars is not evidence of disagreement or strife in the world, what we are actually seeing is the rise of a unifying ideology that everybody agrees with:
...indigenism is the idea tha ..read more
The Landover Baptist Church Forum
2w ago
Brothers, Sisters, I'm sure you can't help noticing that the backend servers have become infested with demons, causing outages and woe and gnashing of teeth. Let us pray that the new JesOS™ upgrade solves all our problems.
We beg you, Lord, hear our prayers. :pray2 ..read more
The Landover Baptist Church Forum
2w ago
I hope others find it as satisfying as I do when churches refuse to bend to passing fads. The fad just now is women as preachers. Jesus had no women in his leadership circle. Those were the 12 MALE disciples.
A church in New York City has had male preachers for 200 years. A woman claiming to be a preacher applied and was ignored. She is suing. The church proceeded to name a male preacher just as it always has done and as Jesus demanded. Praise be to God.
New York church sued for gender bias picks male pastor | Church & Ministries News (christianpost.com ..read more
The Landover Baptist Church Forum
3w ago
The Vatican is worried about falling Catholic numbers. Officials have started experimenting with new ways of doing the old rituals like eating a wafer. Some high priests thought, "What if we substituted something for the wafer that tasted better and was cheaper, a win win?"
To hide the Vatican's involvement it hired an Italian potato chip company from down the street to make a TV ad where a num slips the potato chips into the Eucharist. It proved the chips taste better.
Italian regulators pull TV ad that stoked outrage among Catholics | World News (christianpost.com ..read more