Review: Fruity Pebbles Waffles! Cereal
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by dan g.
3w ago
“This feels like stolen valor.” That was my first thought upon trying Post’s new Fruity Pebbles Waffles! (a cereal that must be spoken about with eternal enthusiasm, because the exclamation point is very much a part of its name). See, Fruity Pebbles Waffles! (:D) has the exact same existential issue that CinnaGraham Toast Crunch does. […] The post Review: Fruity Pebbles Waffles! Cereal first appeared on Cerealously ..read more
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Review: Ghost Protein Cereals
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by dan g.
3M ago
Even more than the literal likes of “Waffle Crisp,” “Raisin Bran,” and “Honey Bunches of Oats,” Ghost Cereal may be the most aptly named cereal of all time. Why? Because it tastes like the ephemeral phantom of an actual cereal. Okay, I realize that sounds harsh, but you have to (and probably already do) understand […] The post Review: Ghost Protein Cereals first appeared on Cerealously ..read more
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Review: General Mills Loaded Cereals (Cinnamon Toast Crunch, Trix, Cocoa Puffs)
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by dan g.
6M ago
Oh, filled cereals—is there any cereal subgenre with a legacy as troubled as yours? Perhaps it all started with 1993’s Hidden Treasures, a high-concept cereal that paired hollow cereal pieces with a trio of fruit-filled ones for breakfasters to serendipitously spoon. Heck, there was even a codex for determining which pieces held which fruit: “Pieces […] The post Review: General Mills Loaded Cereals (Cinnamon Toast Crunch, Trix, Cocoa Puffs) first appeared on Cerealously ..read more
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Review: Rhett & Link’s Mythical MishMash Cereals: Sweet Mac N’ Mello & Peanut Butter N’ Honey Sandwich
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by dan g.
8M ago
I know what you’re thinking: two affable online fellas with a whimsical talk show get their own cereal and it’s not me and Justin? Heresy. But hey, as much as I’d love to create an official Empty Bowl Cereal (it would be strawberry-flavored crunchy bowls with yogurt clusters, of course), our niche popularity pales like […] The post Review: Rhett & Link’s Mythical MishMash Cereals: Sweet Mac N’ Mello & Peanut Butter N’ Honey Sandwich first appeared on Cerealously ..read more
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Review: Gingerbread Toast Crunch
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by dan g.
9M ago
Just when I think I’m out…they pull me back in…like when a bad vaudeville actor gets pulled off stage with a cane…but in this case it’s like…a candy…cane… Sorry, since I’ve been on a posting hiatus, I’ve forgotten how to smoothly start these things. Much-needed time off aside, I couldn’t just not break my break in […] The post Review: Gingerbread Toast Crunch first appeared on Cerealously ..read more
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Review: Malt-O-Meal Summer Cereals (Orange Dreamsicle, Key Lime Pie, & Strawberry Shortcake)
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by dan g.
11M ago
Okay, okay: that article title is a lie. Or at least, like, 60% a lie. Yes, I’m going to talk about all three of Malt-O-Meal’s fruity summer cereal releases, and yes, I know, I’m really late to the game on talking about them. But that’s because one of these three cereals is so much better […] The post Review: Malt-O-Meal Summer Cereals (Orange Dreamsicle, Key Lime Pie, & Strawberry Shortcake) first appeared on Cerealously ..read more
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Review: Maple Brown Sugar Chex
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by dan g.
1y ago
Dearest Corn, Look, I know I’m probably the last person you want to receive a letter from. In fact, you probably called me a “mother-shucker” and popped a movie-theater-buttered blood vessel just seeing my name on the envelope. But I owe you an apology. Several, actually. I’m sorry for blaming the death of the already […] The post Review: Maple Brown Sugar Chex first appeared on Cerealously ..read more
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Review: ICEE Cereal
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by dan g.
1y ago
// Partial Transcript of Oral Research Report 526-23, Regarding Specimen [REDACTED], Recovered from the Desk of Arctic Cereal Researcher Dan. G. — Current Whereabouts Unknown // I know not what I’ve stumbled upon—only that it is insidious. Unnatural. Decidedly not of this earth. Discovered in a remote crater, the particulate creature calls itself “ICEE Cereal,” […] The post Review: ICEE Cereal first appeared on Cerealously ..read more
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National Cereal Day News Round-Up
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by dan g.
1y ago
Happy National Cereal Day! Y’know, the day that always sneaks up on me because it falls on such an innocuous date that I end up scrambling to write something for it around 7 at night. I wish I could celebrate this National Cereal Day with better news, but you’ve probably noticed Cerealously posts have been […] The post National Cereal Day News Round-Up first appeared on Cerealously ..read more
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Review: Sweet Dreams Cereals
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by dan g.
1y ago
Aw jeez, gotta write quick: I feel like I’m reviewing on a timer here, like an Evangelion unit disconnected from its power supply. If I trail off mid-sentence, you’ll know that Sweet Dreams Cereal worked and I fell asle … … … Just kidding, I’m still here and (debatably) lucid. Though my eyes are feeling heavy—but is […] The post Review: Sweet Dreams Cereals first appeared on Cerealously ..read more
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