Wimpy Girl Wimpy Girl Uncork Your Dork Uncork Your Dork Home Comics eCards Store About Contact Menu Home Comics eCards Store About Contact Uncork Your Dork July 15, 2022 No Comments Happy Be a Dork Day! Nerd.    Geek.    Dork. Before diving into this story, it is necessary to define these labels. Here we go. Nerd: Someone who is really, really passionate about learning and being smart. Usually an intellectual rock star or badass. You want the guy who fixes your computer to be a tech nerd. Geek: Someone who is really, really passionate about some well-define ..read more

Wimpy Girl Wimpy Girl The Real McCoy The Real McCoy Home Comics eCards Store About Contact Menu Home Comics eCards Store About Contact The Real McCoy July 8, 2022 No Comments On a bitterly cold day in Carrollton, Texas, I was forced to take the walk of shame. I was in 2nd grade, and we had all hoped for a snow day, but alas, the weather did not cooperate, and school was in session. Being a caring mom, my mother forced me to wear long pants under my dress. Not tights, or cutesy little girl panty hose (actually, they hadn’t been invented yet), but ugly, long woolen pants! I was ..read more

Wimpy Girl Wimpy Girl Happy Independence Day Happy Independence Day Home Comics eCards Store About Contact Menu Home Comics eCards Store About Contact Happy Independence Day July 4, 2022 No Comments Excerpts from Let America be America Again by Langston Hughes Let America be America again. Let it be the dream it used to be. Let it be the pioneer on the plain Seeking a home where he himself is free. Let America be the dream the dreamers dreamed— Let it be that great strong land of love Where never kings connive nor tyrants scheme That any man be crushed by one above. O, let my ..read more

Wimpy Girl Wimpy Girl Just Joking Just Joking Home Comics eCards Store About Contact Menu Home Comics eCards Store About Contact Just Joking July 1, 2022 No Comments “Did you hear the one about…???” That’s right folks, it is International Joke Day! And I’m really, really glad you are here, reading this, because everyone of us could use more humor nowadays to keep stress at bay and bring more balance to a world that desperately needs it. This holiday is believed to have started in 1994 by author Wayne Reinagel to promote his joke books. He chose July 1st because it is the halfw ..read more

Wimpy Girl Wimpy Girl Pain Pain Home Comics eCards Store About Contact Menu Home Comics eCards Store About Contact Pain June 24, 2022 No Comments If you are a runner or exerciser, you already know exactly what the old adage, “No Pain, No Gain” is all about. Face it, whenever you attempt any new fitness program, unless you are 10 years old or have a Gumby body, it’s going to hurt. But there is such a thing as good pain (although it sound oxymoronic) versus bad pain. And, it’s important to know which is which. About 4 years after I started running, I started having pain in my r ..read more

Wimpy Girl Wimpy Girl Make Friends with Veggies Make Friends with Veggies Home Comics eCards Store About Contact Menu Home Comics eCards Store About Contact Make Friends with Veggies June 17, 2022 No Comments Right smack dab in the middle of June, National Fruit and Vegetable Month, is today, June 17th. It’s National Eat Your Vegetables Day! Celebrated since 1994, the goal of this day is to have veggies with every meal as well as snacks during the day. Okay, okay, if you are, age wise, a grown-up, you don’t HAVE to eat vegetables today, but you do have to pretend to like the ..read more

Wimpy Girl Wimpy Girl The Voice The Voice Home Comics eCards Store About Contact Menu Home Comics eCards Store About Contact The Voice June 10, 2022 No Comments Whenever I’m running or doing some sort of exercise, I have an angel on one shoulder and a devil on the other. Both are shouting at me, telling me all about how my exercise session should be going. The problem is, I’m deaf in one ear, and no matter how hard I try, I can’t seem to remember which ear it is. ~Wimpy Girl Haruki Marakami wrote a wonderful book called What I Talk About When I Talk About Running: A Memoir ..read more

Wimpy Girl Wimpy Girl Just a Girl Just a Girl Home Comics eCards Store About Contact Menu Home Comics eCards Store About Contact Just a Girl June 3, 2022 No Comments It’s the favorite treat of Homer Simpson, cops, Barak Obama, and just about everyone. It is National Donut Day! I will probably drool all over my keyboard or gain at least 5 pounds just writing about it because I do love donuts. National Donut Day got its start during World War I. During this time the Salvation Army sent a group of female volunteers to the front lines to provide soldiers with a little comfort fo ..read more

Wimpy Girl Wimpy Girl Dilemma Dilemma Home Comics eCards Store About Contact Menu Home Comics eCards Store About Contact Dilemma May 30, 2022 No Comments Today is: Global Running Day This may be the only way I’ll ever get to run with Kenyans! It is absolutely free, and a great way to show our love of running. This is so cool. When you pledge to run your name and country will be visible across the bottom marquee on the site! Get Moooo-ving Wimpy Girl! PrevPreviousProtection Friends follow and forward Wimpy Girl.. (Hint, hint) Facebook Twitter Pinterest Email Products ..read more

Wimpy Girl Wimpy Girl Protection Protection Home Comics eCards Store About Contact Menu Home Comics eCards Store About Contact Protection May 27, 2022 No Comments I’ve always thought that tan fat looks better than white fat. So, for years, I was a sun worshipper, and if I couldn’t find the time to be outdoors basking, I frequented tanning beds. I owned a gym in the 90s that offered tanning beds, so believe me, for many years my fat looked go-o-o-d! But fast forward about 20 years. Not only do I have so many freckles covering my body that my name should be changed to “Dot,” b ..read more