Bartholomew Barker, Poet
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Bartholomew Barker is one of the organizers of Living Poetry, a collection of poets and poetry lovers in the Triangle region of North Carolina. Born and raised in Ohio, studied in Chicago, he worked in Connecticut for nearly twenty years before moving to Hillsborough where he makes money as a computer programmer to fund his poetry habit.
Bartholomew Barker, Poet
1d ago
for both Ludwigs
Beethoven only gave it a number,
Piano Sonata Fourteen.
Years later the poet Rellstab
named it Mondscheinsonate
and I will not dispute his license.
For when Selene rises at sundown
behind the darkened trees
and casts a porcelain dagger
across the surface of the lake,
faint ripples from the breeze
tickle the pebbles on shore
then poets and composers alike
are reminded of your charm
and get to work.
Today, we’d like to challenge you to write a poem that is inspired by a piece of music, and that shares its title with that piece of music.
This was obviously inspired by the Moonli ..read more
Bartholomew Barker, Poet
1d ago
I live in a small Southern suburban apartment
and it could be wiped off its hilltop by a hurricane
and I wouldn’t care. It’s just where I sleep
and keep my stuff. I would miss the heirlooms
and library of poetry books
but my home is this laptop. Booting up,
is like inserting the key to the front door,
icons arranged on the desktop with Feng Shui,
data arrayed in tidy directories.
Technically, since I upgrade the hardware
every few years, the laptop is just the house
and the data is my real home.
I don’t live in the clouds
but my backups do.
Today’s Prompt: Create a poem that explores the conc ..read more
Bartholomew Barker, Poet
3d ago
On the occasion of her 100,000th mile
I talk to my car,
probably too much
since she never answers.
She has taken me from Massachusetts
to Florida to the center of our country
in Kansas. We’ve witnessed
two solar eclipses together,
ten Perseid meteor showers
and untold starry nights.
I feel bad leaving her outside
when I visit a museum or library
but at least she gets to tramp
around the cemeteries with me.
She’s a great listener
as I rehearse on my way
to an open mic.
Inspiration regularly rolls
when I’m behind her wheel.
She’s not my muse
but she takes me there.
(The above image was taken la ..read more
Bartholomew Barker, Poet
4d ago
I’ve seen the rings of Saturn
and the moons of Jupiter
but not up close.
I’ve seen the clouds of Venus
and the red sands of Mars
but only through my telescope.
Bored with merely gazing I want
to hop an interplanetary shuttle
and just go. You can come along.
Like you, I’ve never touched
their skin nor smelled their breath;
I’ve only peeped in through windows.
But I suppose this fantasy requires
introducing myself.
Write a poem inspired by the concept of wanderlust and adventure ..read more
Bartholomew Barker, Poet
5d ago
The bees and the coneflower
The butterflies and the bush
The nectar
The pollen
The garden
The birds and the trees
The flock over the field
The seeds
The poop
The soil
Raspberries in summer
Red-stained fingers on a hand
My hand in yours
Not sure what this one is about but I think it applies to two of today’s prompts:
Craft a poem that explores the relationship between humanity and nature.
For today’s prompt, write a living poem ..read more
Bartholomew Barker, Poet
6d ago
Dreamt I was Johnny Appleseed
planting nurseries — wearing a tin pot hat
Then I woke up in the cupboard again
Three prompts inspired today’s haiku:
Today, we’d like to challenge you to write a poem that plays with the idea of a “tall tale.”
Today’s Prompt: Describe a dream you’ve had in vivid detail through poetry.
For today’s prompt, write a funny poem.
At least I hope it’s funny. I’m not sure how far the myths of Johnny Appleseed have spread but growing up in Ohio, he was a big deal. When I was a boy they didn’t tell me that his apples were primarily used for hard cider.
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Bartholomew Barker, Poet
1w ago
Maybe they’ve noticed
that my gaze fixes on your face
when you’re quiet.
Maybe they’ve noticed
that you leave your hand
on my arm a little too long.
Maybe they’ve noticed
these matching hickeys on our necks,
a pure coincidence.
Maybe we should end these rumors
or maybe start something better ..read more
Bartholomew Barker, Poet
1w ago
After school, I’d play alone in my basement,
build spaceships out of LEGOs while watching
Star Trek. I’d pretend I was Mr. Spock,
practice raising one eyebrow in the mirror,
separate middle and ring fingers in salute,
observe the aliens that occupied my class.
Only half-human, I’m sure he would’ve found
their behavior “fascinating” then beam
up to the Enterprise and warp off somewhere
more interesting than Ohio in the 1970’s
where people wouldn’t make fun of his ears
or punch him during recess just for knowing
the answers and raising his hand.
Today’s Prompt: Write a poem inspired by a work o ..read more
Bartholomew Barker, Poet
1w ago
I love looking at mountains
but not driving between them.
I love the sound of rain
but not driving under it.
I love the flow of fog
but not driving through it.
I love road trips
but not driving all aching day
or all bleary night.
Guess I’m getting old ..read more
Bartholomew Barker, Poet
1w ago
Like getting ready for a second date,
I hear a distant woodpecker drum a tree
mocking my eager heart.
As if ominous music begins to play,
the grass turns emerald, the air amethyst
and chill falls like a shadow.
When she arrives a hole is punched in the sky.
Mouth as open as my eyes
I look up into a daytime dark
orange prominences dance around the wound
until a unicorn presses her horn
into the poisoned well.
Warmth returns to my skin.
The red-headed woodpecker laughs
and returns to hammering bark
but I don’t want to go back
to normal.
Selfie with Moon and Sun, photo-bombed by Venus ..read more