Join your rock-itecture trio of the APDC plus special guest host Alphamagnus as they review the season one episode, “Chain of Command,” from the 1996 classic animated series, Beast Wars: Transformers!  Make the Federation Great Again!!! You had me at Hulk Hogan sex tape!! An Amos to your Andy!! Precious Moments!! Alpha Magnus Returns!! TFCon LA Recap!! Toastaligus!!! Stonehenge facts!!! Space portals!! A probe zaps Primal!! Like an orphan in a B-movie!!! The Maximals vote!! Rattrap in charge!!! Stir the cobbler!!! Grease night!! In the Real World!! Iconic Moment!! Script Deviation!! Toni ..read more

Rave to the Protoform!!! Everyman and the Dirty Old Man!! The Wu-Tang Review!!! Thanks, Cuba!!! More railroad stories!! Hallucinations are real!! Ice bridge!! Bloppity-clicks and mega-floors!!! Rattrap’s not a buffoon!!!  Rhinox chain-gun!!! Primal’s floating monkey head!!! Tigatron, maximize right meow!!! In the real world!! Iconic Moment!! Script Deviations!! This episode is purrrfect!!! That’s how we’re feline!!! SHOUT OUTS - 9:45 COCKTAIL - 12:30 REVIEW - 22:40  REAL WORLD - 56:15  SCRIPT DEVIATIONS - 1:08:46  RATE THE SCHEME - 1:09:40  ICONIC MOMENT - 1:10 ..read more

You can’t kill me, I’m Beezlebob!!! Food Beast!! Quick-ass quizzes!! This is a weird world!! Do you love storms?! Chester Cheetor!! Terrorsaur teleports!! Dinobot breaks his alliance!! In the Real World! Script Deviations!! Iconic Moment!! Frown Town, you lamers!!! SHOUT OUTS - 12:54 COCKTAIL - 14:30 ELECTRICITY QUIZ - 19:20 REVIEW - 30:15 IN THE REAL WORLD - 59:00 SCRIPT DEVIATIONS - 1:09:26 RATE THE SCHEME - 1:15:00 ICONIC MOMENT - 1:16:00 ..read more

Join your cocaine cowboys of the APDC as they review the season one episode “The Web” from the classic animated series Transformers: Beast Wars! A folksy good time!! Non-action is action!!! Zingers and zappers!! Prototype?! Cheetor…annoying?! Intestines gun!!! The animators are having a laugh!! There are…nine…eyes!!! Just two bears.. mauling each other…! Tarantulus is a psychopath!! In the Real World! Script Deviations!! Iconic Moments!! Welcome to the Inferno!!! SHOUT OUTS - 7:00 COCKTAIL - 9:00 REVIEW - 13:45 REAL WORLD - 45:15 SCRIPT DEVIATIONS - 51:50  RATE THE SCHEME - 57:30&n ..read more

Join your APDC Committee on Basic Reduction of Armies recruits as we review the episode “Twenty Questions” from the 1985 classic animated series, G.I. Joe! Happy Super Bowl LVIII to those who celebrate! Doin’ a Joe!!! Football sports!! Booze Dixon!! That a-hole, Hector Ramirez!!! Shipwreck: Party-boy!!! Flint backed the wrong pony!! Falcon hand-play! Arnold’s briefcase…! Cobra Alert!!! We can’t let them get that gas!!! Giant drill!! In the Real World! Voice Actors!! Script deviations!!! Iconic Moments!!! Weasel words!!! SHOUTS OUT - 2:45  COCKTAIL - 4:15  REVIEW - 15:00  REAL ..read more

Flying flippies!!! Smart phones? Dumb phones!!! Bundaberg!!! TFCon LA is booked!!! Brass Monkey? Brass Rhino!!! Bing bang boom!!! Optimus and Dinobot face off on the bridge!!! An optimal solution!! Megatron: horny for energon!!! Rattrap: bootin’ up cold!! Voice actors! In the Real World!! Script Deviations!! Delicious toes in my mouth!!! SHOUT-OUTS: 2:00 - TFCON TALK: 5:30 - COCKTAIL: 13:45 - REVIEW: 23:30 - TOCC RHINO: 33:00 - BACK TO REVIEW: 43:00 - REAL WORLD: 1:08:30 - SCRIPT DEVIATIONS: 1:24:25 - RATE THE SCHEME: 1:28:30 - ICONIC MOMENT: 1:30:50 ..read more

It’s an all new era, friends! Join your APDC animals as they review the PREMIER episode “Beast Wars Part 1” of the 1996 classic animated series, Transformers: Beast Wars! That’s just Prime!!! Welcome to the 90’s!!! A journey of discovery!! Soupy Sales!! Macarena! Johnny Car-Ride!! Lightning Lanes!! Fats is back!!! Crushing it Canadian-style!!! Predacons, Terrorize!! Maximals, Maximize!! Cheetah facts!!! Where there’s absurdity, there’s opportunity!!   22:50 – SHOUT OUTS & REVIEWS 27:35 – COCKTAIL 31:25 – EPISODE REVIEW 1:25:15 – IN THE REAL WORLD 1:37:30 – SCRIPT DEVIATIONS 1:42:10 ..read more

Join your holiday ho-ho-hoes of the APDC as they review the classic Japanese animated Transformers series Victory and Zone! Plus more from Lonely Shockwave and a cameo by Alphamagnus! Victory!!! Jack Shack!!! There’s a lot going on here!? A lack of research and experience!! Zone!! So many capes!!! Tinker toy Predaking! Human heart power source!!! Sassy-ass rabbits!! Exquisite corpse!!! Anime music! So it was White Christmas the whole time!!! 2:13 – VICTORY 32:40 – ZONE 59:12 – REAL WORLD ..read more

Join your yacking yule yokels of the APDC plus special guests Mike Seibert and Mikel Andrews of “2 Mikes 2 Furious” as they review the 1980s classic Japanese Transformers series Headmasters and Super-God Masterforce!   We’re back! Lonely Shockwave VHS archives!! Snowball me!!! Merry Optmas! Shock-Mommy!!! Omni Dub step! Cassette-men Soundblaster and Twincast!!! Billy!! Six Shot: Ninja Consultant!!! Grand Galvatron weight problems! Wheelie Nolte!!! Cotton-Eyes Masterforce! Evil kids named Tyler!!!   SHOUTS OUT – 3:37   COCKTAIL – 6:57 HEADMASTERS – 21:45 SUPER-GOD MASTERFORCE – 1 ..read more

Happy Holidays! We’re on break right now but we’re releasing a Patreon Exclusive Minisode from our Ep#192! Please enjoy; we will be back with ALL NEW content on 12/17. Be there and be square! Powerless in a Cleveland storage unit!! Pop Music Hall of Fame!!! Runaway! Never Too Young to Die! If Looks Could Kill! 80s movie boobs!!! Master Sword!! Guest host for the worst episodes ..read more