In this mini-sode, we talk about the things that haven't sucked lately! Namely, TV shows, a hack-and-slash video game, books, and a brand new vibrator ..read more

To cleanse our palates this time, we talk the one, the only, the creator of Space Raptor Butt Invasion and the original purveyor of fine erotica himself: Chuck Tingle! We share with you all we know, which isn't much, and all the things we adore about this human, which is a lot ..read more

Come one, come all: it's a Galloping Abs retrospective! In this mini-sode, we discuss all of the books we've read thus far. Pirates, Vampires, Vampirates, Shifters, Vikings! Join us as we take a journey down memory lane. How much do you remember?? How much do we remember?? And can we count past four??? (Answers: Probably not much; definitely not much; up for debate ..read more

In this mini-sode, we discuss things in our lives that aren't irritating or awful: books, podcasts, and a dog ..read more

To cleanse our palates between reading about a wizard and reading about pirates (again), we decided to play the best game in the frickin' world. In this episode, Tits, Thrusty, and Lovemeat discuss the amazing time we had when the four of us played "I Love You, Colonel Sanders! A Finger-Lickin' Good Dating Simulator," and play some audio clips that accurately portray our bafflement. And, by the end, emotional investment ..read more

We had to grab a stick of metaphorical gum to cleanse our palates between these two books. In today's mini-sode, we discuss books, activities, podcasts, and squirrel watching ..read more

It's a Galloping Abs Society Holiday Special! We celebrate this magical time of the year with "Sleigh Bells Ring," by Jodie Griffin. Santa as a leather-clad dom in a BDSM scene with multiple reindeer shifters? We couldn't get more festive if we tried. Join us on this rollicking journey of Christmas-themed innuendo, very inventive sex toys, and some North Pole details we never knew we wanted to know. Plus, we're wowed by Tits Von Fappington's reindeer facts and Loins Haversham's mini talk about pain, pleasure, and brain chemistry!  Link to the book: https://jodiegriffin.com/2015/12/sleigh ..read more

Following hot on the heels of our in-person, all together, (FOR THE FIRST TIME!) Palate Cleanser, we surround a table and a microphone to speak sweet, sweet words of fairy porn into your earholes. That's right, we're talking about "That Time I Banged A Fairy," by Vivica Snow! Listen as our excitement to be finally amongst each other overrides any sense of patience or logic. We talk fairies, ADD, really firm fairy boobs, and how we're pretty sure all of the books we've read exist in the same universe. And to flutter your fancies, Tits Von Fappington whisks us away on a journey of fairy history ..read more

For the first time in recorded history, the Galloping Abs Society members were in the same room! In celebration of this moment nineteen months in the making, we all participated in the greatest creative adventure possible: Madlibs. Listen in as we come up with four flawless tales of romance, drama, and genital euphemisms.  ..read more

Are you ready to gallop off into the sunset? Join us on our quest as we discuss "Unicornia" by Grace Risata. It's a veritable unicorn-ucopia of adventure, thrills, chills, and--surprisingly--genuine hilarity. If you thought that was the worst unicorn pun you've heard all week, don't worry, we've got more! Plus, we bring in a bit of history as Tits Von Fappington takes us through some unicorn lore. Saddle up and ride! Tits's sources: https://www.livescience.com/59674-unicorn-facts.htmlhttps://www.wired.com/2015/02/fantastically-wrong-unicorn/https://www.amnh.org/exhibitions/mythic-creatures/lan ..read more