Sh*tty Christians
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A leftist comedy podcast about the people who exploit faith for profit and power. Your sleeper cell in the Christian Right.
Sh*tty Christians
1y ago
This week Zac and Michael take a look at a reactionary piece of boredom called 2025: THE WORLD ENSLAVED BY A VIRUS. In the near future, Germans will be ruled by thick rednecks and forced into hiding where... everything seems fine! It's a bad movie, a bad movie - happy holidays, folks ..read more
Sh*tty Christians
1y ago
This week Zac and Michael take a long, hard look at the rise of the new (old) right. The disavowals, racist dinners, and uncomfortably heterosexual suits of the the worst people our country has to offer! They talk Ye, Nick Fuentes and Trump sharing the wettest pot roast of all time. Then Zac and Michael play a game about which public figure deserves to be taken out... to lunch...for good ..read more
Sh*tty Christians
1y ago
This week Zac, Michael and Kelsey dig into the deep texts of their childhood and unearth the dusty tomes of a bygone era--as they talk about ADVENTURES IN ODYSSEY. There is much discussion of deep lore and childhood roadtrips and... international terrorism? That can't be right. Tune in to find out if our intrepid adventurers make it back from literal hell or get swallowed up by nearly 1000 episodes of glorious, reactionary content ..read more
Sh*tty Christians
1y ago
This week Zac and Michael take a look at the last 100 hours of absolutely unmitigated bullshit. It's introspective, they apologize for--NAHHH JUST KIDDING! They realize they have no bad takes - they're perfect boys and take questions from the discord and twitter! From there we hand out awards (mainly to each other).
It's a good time! Thanks for listening and thanks to all our perfect guests ..read more
Sh*tty Christians
1y ago
This week Zac and Michael talk about Michael and the grievances he has with lesbians trying to ruin his life. Then they talk about Matt Chandler having to take a step back from ministry because he was texting a woman too much--in what everyone insists was a NOT SEXUAL fashion. Then, finally they peer into the heart of darkness of the white western man, a fellow who made a boot camp for christians that tortures people! It's a classic episode, a fun time - buckle up ..read more
Sh*tty Christians
2y ago
This week Zac and Michael are joined by Shitty Christians Foreign Correspondent, GRIMM, to talk about the Assassination of the Ukraine by the Coward Vladimir Putin. They dig into the many ways in which NATO has goaded Russia and then tried to make things better by arming Nazis. Are there any good guys? Do they make a joke at Michael's expense? Tune in this week to find out!
You can find Grimm on twitter here: https://twitter.com/ExileGrimm?s=20&t=f7Bv7-YGTvhZ8h_0A59kGw ..read more
Sh*tty Christians
2y ago
This week Zac and Michael talk about the horrific shooting in Portland--which the cops immediately lied about before continuing to lie about and then being pressured into - finally- some more public lying. Then they delve into Focus on the Family's NEWS site. The good news (eh, eh) is that it's no worse than the (failing) New York Times.... but that's also the bad news!  ..read more
Sh*tty Christians
2y ago
This week Zac and Michael are talking about the downfall of Carl Lentz--erstwhile pastor and current thirst trap. Then they dig past his downfall into sexy cult church, HILLSONG--where the grift continues.
Also check out an inside look at Hillsong from by Taffy Brodesser-Anker. An honest, poignant look at religion and in many ways an inspiration for our podcast.
https://www.gq.com/story/inside-hillsong-church-of-justin-bieber-kevin-durant ..read more
Sh*tty Christians
2y ago
This week Zac and Michael are confronted by the newest member of antifa--John Piper! Fortunately, John "Wayne" Grudem is there to bring him back into the fascist fold. Finally, they are confronted by a new, terrifying house of worship--PATRIOT CHURCH ..read more
Sh*tty Christians
2y ago
This week Zac and Michael discuss the event of the season, our ongoing pandemic making a fashionably late arrival at the White House! What happens now that Trump and all his toadies have gotten the virus? Is there still hope of intubation?
Then, they look into some Christian responses to our dear leader's illness--including one that isn't even terrible ..read more