Oy, friends, where to begin with Married at First Sight Nashville episode 21 & 22? We laugh a whole lot in this week's episode but... what are we REALLY covering? Because aside from Shaq dumping Kirsten, and Jasmine getting her groove back, everything feels like highly produced, frivolous, fluff! That said, there are plenty of golden moments to dissect and WTFs to scream - be it Dominyque eating AT everyone at the group dinner, Clint describing his recent release as a NASA launch, Gina & Mack's pointless date, the list goes on and we keep it under an hour. Get to listening! :)   A ..read more

Can you believe we're here? Can you also believe that there are somehow 6 more episodes of this season? We can't either. First things first, we have to apologize for the sound issues this week. Tim's mic was in and out so hopefully that isn't too distracting for you. We finally have some decisions, folks! Married at First Sight Season 16 episode 20 gave us final decisions on 3/4 of our couples, and although there weren't many surprises per se', we still have PLENTY to dissect and LOL about. Join us! ALSO, do you have a current romantic conundrum you want us to weigh in on? Email us at tildeath ..read more

WE DID IT! WE REALLY DID IT! We made it through what was often a slog of a season and Decision Day is finally upon us. Married at First Sight Season 16 episode 19 brought us last ditch efforts that felt like too little too late for most. Mack is still scheming and dreaming of a future with Gina and thinks he's fooling us. A kayak ride and some words aren't gonna save Airris and Jasmine no matter what the experts try and convince us. Shaquille is still ruminating on grievances from the week before and somehow Pastor Cal is calling them a power couple. HUH? Stop blowing smoke up THEIR asses AND ..read more

Holy Moly, people. Married at First Sight Season 16 episode 18 brought us some audacity of the highest order. We're not sure what made us roll our eyes more: Mack pretending he cares about Clint when he really is just trying to snag Clint’s wife, Shaq acting baffled by Kirsten needing more connection after seeing that overhead cam footage, or Pastor Cal & Dr. Pep acting shocked that Gina and Clint could be saved by watching a movie. Also, remind us when Airris earned that pole dance? We are counting down the days til everyone gets REAL real, but we have plenty to laugh about along the way ..read more

Okay ya'll, this week we are keeping it short and sweet and to the point. Let's be honest, the best things to come out of Married at First Sight Season 16 episode 17, were the LOLs over cringey moments like the saloon/wench role play, Clint on the verge of hurling, and a Dinosaur-dress-up pressure campaign. Outside of Airris' shock at missing someone, and Clint's bombshell about "off-camera Gina" vs. "on-camera Gina" on Afterparty, we didn't get a whole lot of new info! We're in the 9th inning of this wild and often arduous ride folks - we know we can make it to the end together!! Join us ..read more

We are only 9 days from Decision Day, friends, and this Couple's Retreat was a welcome way to break up the monotony. And even so, not a whole lot HAPPENED in Married at First Sight Season 16 episode 16. We're used to couples in the throws of big tensions and potential fights by now, and instead we've got more matter of fact discussion of the same problems they've all been talking about for most of the season. Our biggest shocker was Airris being crowned king. Our biggest question marks at this point are who, if anyone, will say yes on D-Day, in spite of not knowing whether this person is "the ..read more

Hey there! We took a week off and let's be honest... we didn't miss a whole lot. Married at First Sight Season 16 episode 14 AND 15 reminded us of one thing - most of these couples are just too.far.gone. All the emergency therapy sessions in the world won't save these couples from themselves 12 days before Decision Day, and it's honestly getting hard to watch! Kirsten and Shaquille can't properly communicate with each other ... but at least they're having sex? Airris keeps screwing the pooch and Jasmine has had enough - WHY they didn't throw in the towel when Dr. Pep gave them the out? Clint a ..read more

Okay friends, this week's assignment on Married at First Sight Season 16 episode 13, was for the couples to dig deeper. To talk about childhood and reflect on how it makes them who they are today, as individuals, and in relationship. The thing is, we're worried the dynamics are stuck in second gear for... most of these couples. And a letter to your childhood self is just not gonna cut it here. Kirsten has Shaq on a see-saw, and the expectations are getting to be too much to keep up with. Airris is finally ready to bare his soul and Jasmine can't quite reciprocate (which has everything to do wi ..read more

Hey folks, better late than never, right? Think of our recap this week as the perfectly timed refresher before we head into episode 13 of Married at First Sight, Season 16. Right out of the gate, we address the controversy over Crust as a metaphor for love. Leave it to a pizza savant to throw us for a loop as we realize maybe too many of us have been imagining the crust of a sourdough boule', when really we should have been visualizing a piece of pizza. Did the couples go as deep as this epiphany?! You're going to have to listen to find out what we think... Instagram/Tiktok: @tildeathdousrecap ..read more

Okay people, Married at First Sight Season 16 episode 11 was Montheversary week. And we're not feeling so hopeful for anyone other than Chris and Nicole. Kirsten keeps moving the goalpost for what Shaq needs to do so that SHE can open up, and is taking little to no responsibility. Shaquille is getting tired of it and we are too. Surprise surprise, Airris had no contribution of value to his depressing montheversary date OR the group dinner. We started feeling hopeful for Clint and Gina only to remember there is tape of him kissing Domynique in the future. WTF. 4 more weeks of this?! Something h ..read more