Hey, guys. Remember us? We did too, don't you worry! We just had one tiny problem: Jean almost died. As much as we'd love to just blame Steve Harvey, we're instead gonna tell you the whole story.  ..read more

It's our 30th episode, and you know what that means! This time, as a belated birthday present to himself, Zev gives us the internet's most true, most spooky stories, which we connect. Warnings for a fair bit of describing body horror/gore on this one, folks. We also talk about Funko Pops for way too long, which is scary enough in itself. Maybe try being a window about it? The creepypastas we read: https://www.creepypasta.com/laughing-jack/#content (gore/body horror warning) https://www.quotev.com/story/3887384/Short-Scary-Stories/18 https://www.creepypasta.com/the-backrooms/#content ..read more

We make Red String history this week: for the first time, Sammy and Jean come in with the same topic. So, Jean talks about a wacky baseball man, Zev launches a personal vendetta with help from a sexist beauty blog, and Sammy brings it full circle with a conspiracy of our own. Also, please don't file your nails if you're allergic to onions. Blame Rube and the Boohbahs, not us ..read more

Miss us? Sammy's got a fishy friend, Zev's got a faceful of makeup and some wonderful orange hair, and Jean's got an economic crisis that may or may not have happened. Also, the Muppets are immortal because the Netherlands became independent from Spain. And Chuck E Cheese has a new husband.  ..read more

Happy Tuesday, everyone. Sammy talks about the world's sketchiest dating app, Zev talks about everyone's favorite lawn decoration, and Jean talks about the most legendary pig. Also, we leak movies now, and we've got the Snyder cut of Gnomeo and Juliet 3.  ..read more

Long time no see! Sammy gets submissive and breedable, Zev gets into baked goods and also murder, and Jean gets wildly confused by the Epic of Gilgamesh. Also, Hobby Lobby's founder is descended from a BDSM slave. We're not sorry to break it to you ..read more

All three of us, flesh and blood, are here to give you an episode! Sammy tries to speak both Japanese and Baseball, Zev tries to understand what the Daily Mail is talking about, and Jean tries to reference Buzzfeed Unsolved but instead references Loki. Also, DB Cooper just wanted to return some hands and some glasses without those horny FBI agents noticing. Please let him ..read more

What do you mean, “different?” This is just another regular episode. Sammy adds to our roster of unnerving mascots, Zev puts a cherry on top, and Jean adds their classic witty color commentary, like always. Oh that Jean! By the way, you can’t avoid the dark, non-alcoholic origins of Domino’s foulest little man...  ..read more

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