There's a certain point of time when I wake up and can't tell the difference. I panic! I don't know what time it is... Or what day. I'm gonna have to go like the guy in Memento and just start writing shit on my arms. submitted by /u/dexidrone [visit reddit] [comments ..read more

I had no idea who this lady was or how I got started talking to her. I figured it was another customer at the bar I was chatting with. I don't remember the last half hour there at all. Really I only remember getting there. Always an iffy scene when I go out after I've already been drinking all day... pretty lucky that the worst that has happened has been I lost my keys and a couple other things one time. So were driving back, chatting. I apparently called a Lyft and forgot, so they charged me $7. Oh well. Somehow I made it back without losing a decanter set I bought, a jar of salsa, my potato ..read more

I live in Texas and liquor stores open at 10:00 a.m. and I was there at 10 a.m. and I bought some whiskey. And I went home and I pounded that sh* Then I realized I need some cigarettes and more whiskey. And this guy at the liquor store said hey man you were just in here 2 hours ago did you already drink that whiskey?. And I went into full blown alcoholic liar mode I was like no sir I barely touch that bottle I'm just getting something for later and some cigarettes.. And he bought it or he just let me slide I'll never know Because in Texas it's against the law to sell alcohol to inebriated peo ..read more

I notice that when Im going in on the cheap wines I experience gastritis/heartburn/puking and if Im drinking say Woodbridge wines (not exactly high end but substantially better, I do not experience said symptoms. Am I also better off because I stick with wine? Starting to worry as I have shitty drunk genetics - my grandfather died of cirrhosis and apparently was just a 24/7 beer drinker. submitted by /u/Megalamaniac [visit reddit] [comments ..read more

yeah you read the title. all i did was stretch and bam! knocked the whole blade off. luckily it was wood i guess. i didn’t really do anything else stupid this bender. woke up shaking tho. got about a pint of vodka im trying to taper with. that never works too well. got like $2 in change for a 40oz that i’ll definitely need later. thank God for klonopin tho. they help some, definitely with the anxiety and helps keep kind off having a seizure, since it’s a med for epilepsy as well. i’m trying to meet character limit. i feel like better after a couple shots, just to feel normal. Mid 20s, feeling ..read more

Turns out if you tell the LOA department that you went to the ER, you have to get clearance to go back to work. Lol. My dumbass didn’t read the fine print in the email yesterday, had no idea. Guess I’ve got another day off to get my shit together. Didn’t plan on it, was just gonna take a nap and load up on carbs before work. Oops. Now I’ve gotta play phone tag with the hospital today and hope that they approve me to go back tomorrow. At least I get paid 3 times this month. I will be able to swing the bills that way, the universe works in my favor sometimes at least. Any of you guys doing anyt ..read more

First I thought I found the cheat code to life. Oh, get drunk all the time and life will be more tolerable. Now I wake up every morning shaky and full of dread. I have to drink to get the edge off. A few shots in the morning and then I head to work. When I work doubles I take shots during my lunch break. I'm gonna get fired soon, I think I'm so sneaky but theres no way I dont reek like a distillery at this point. Just hoping the nasty restaurant smell covers it up lol I work in a kitchen. I'm pretty good at pretending to be sober. But I'm so tired. Constantly sick to my stomach. Racked with c ..read more

First time post here. Been drinking a bottle of vodka a day lately for the past two weeks. Shitting has become unbearable. It burns so bad, and i’m never finished. Been using baby wipes and vaseline on the starfish. Feels like i’m shitting out battery acid, and it’s so raw i’m bleeding. Don’t need advice or anything, just ranting honestly. submitted by /u/YUNGSBUNNY [visit reddit] [comments ..read more

I've been pounding whiskey and I don't know how much I've been drinking. I drank so much I started seeing angels and I'm an atheist so that was kind of unexpected. And I couldn't stand up anymore. I don't understand how I didn't black out and pass out. I crawled into my bedroom but I was too drunk to get on the bed. And I laid on the floor. And I fractured my shoulder 3 weeks ago and the floor was very uncomfortable. And I think I might have lost my only friend.. Good times. Chairs! submitted by /u/gneharry [visit reddit] [comments ..read more

I just wanna leave. go somewhere else. clean slate. don't tell anyone, don't answer the phone, just fall off the face of the planet. get some okay apartment, an okay job, and just exist by myself with some vodka. all of the ambition I used to have is gone. I don't want nice things anymore, I don't want a white picket fence or a family or shit like that. I just want a roof and some shit to drink and be unbothered. probably be better for the people around me too. deadass I'll be content living like a sad divorced dad, minus the divorce and the kid. left work early today cause fuck it, day drink ..read more