For some inexplicit reason, Russians LOVE buckwheat. It’s a grain that can and is (but really shouldn’t) be used as a side dish for basically all meals, given to babies as porridge, and as a breakfast staple. I’m here to tell you that it tastes like dirt, and is the absolute inferior and weird cousin of rice, flower, potatoes and almost every other carb out there. God bless Masha, but even she cannot quite defend this little gem… it’s not even as appealing as Russian architecture on a sloshy autumn morning. Words and phrases: - Dirt: грязь - ‘gryaz’ - Buckwheat : Гречневая каша - ‘Grechnevaya ..read more

Apparently, surprisingly, we had to bribe our way into and around Russia. In this episode we share our experiences dealing with pirates, stubborn officials, as well as the shameless use of a priest’s garb and our new-born’s cuteness to lubricate the mechanisms of bureaucracy. We also explore the Russian obsession with un-castrated animals and acid to the face. Words and phrases: - Corruption: Коррупция- ‘Korruptsiya’ - Government: Дума- ‘duma’ - Crime: криминал - ‘kriminal’ - Dog: Собака - Sobaka In Russia, podcast reviews you ..read more

In this episode Zac recounts some holiday experiences with Masha and extrapolates that perhaps (despite Masha’s positive reviews) visiting Russia during the winter may not be the best idea! With temperatures ranging from -20 to -15 degrees Celsius, what could possibly go wrong? Words and phrases: - Cold: холод - ‘kholod’ - Urine: моча- ‘mocha’ - Yellow: желтый - ‘zheltyy’ - Snow: снег- sneg In Russia, podcast reviews you ..read more

All birth experiences are equal but some birth experiences are more equal than others … Today we delve into what it was like to give birth in Soviet Russia… think collective birthing, screaming mothers restrained at the wrists, and one doctor for 30 mothers in the throws of labour. Yay communism! Words and phrases: - Birth Home: Род Дом - ‘rod dom’ - Hospital: Больница - ‘Bol'nitsa’ - Moscow Oblast: Моско́вская о́бласть - ‘Moskovskaya Oblast’ - Comrade: Товарищ - Tovarishch In Russia, podcast reviews you ..read more

You would think that animals say the same thing around the world, but apparently not in Russia! Today we explore the sounds of animals in The Mother Land and embrace the government mandated restriction of hot water for two weeks every summer. Words and phrases: - Woof woof: гав гав - ‘gav gav’ - Cheep cheep: крр крр - ‘krr krr’ - Oink oink: хрю хрю - ‘heu heu’ In Russia, podcast reviews you ..read more

The Russian birthday song is something to be admired. Born from the soviet era cartoon crocodile ‘Gena’ this song ‘Let Them Run Clumsily’ is now the traditionally Russian birthday celebration. The lyrics talk of a day of joy whilst all others around them dodge the puddles and rain… “Let pedestrians toddle And the rainwater gurgle As it streams underneath their feet Let pedestrians wonder Why this day full of thunder Makes me look so jolly upbeat….” Words and phrases: - Birthday: День рождения- ‘Den' rozhdeniya’ - It’s a shame: к сожалению - ‘k sozhaleniyu’ Crocodile Gena's Birthday Song In Rus ..read more

Grab a bottle of vodka and take a seat in your local children’s playground while we regale you with our stories of Russian style drinking and the drinking styles we saw in Russia. на-здоровье! (cheers!) Words and phrases: - Water: вода - ‘voda’ - Vodka: Водка - ‘Vodka’ - Cheers: на-здоровье! - ‘Nasdarovier’ - Kvass: квас - ‘kvas’ - Ice cream: Мороженое - ‘Morozhenoye’ - To drink: Пить - ‘Pit’ - Beer: пиво - ‘pivo’ - Wine: Вино - ‘Vino’ - Snack: Закуска - ‘Zakuska’ In Russia, podcast reviews you ..read more

Join us for a journey through the maze that is the Russian language, as Marsha struggles to enlighten Zac as to object genders, plurals and other confusing nonsense. Words and phrases: - Parliament: дума - ‘Duma’ - Monday: понедельник - ‘ponedel'nik’ - Tuesday: вторник - ‘vtornik’ - Wednesday: Среда - ‘Sreda’ - Thursday: Четверг - ‘Chetverg’ - Friday: Пятница - ‘Pyatnitsa’ - Saturday: суббота - ‘subbota’ - Sunday: Воскресенье - ‘Voskresen'ye’ - Car: Машина - ‘Mashina’ - My Car: Моя машина - ‘Moya mashina’ - My Chair: Мой стул - ‘Moy stul’ - ы - ‘Oui’ - Ball: Мяч - ‘Myach’ - Play: Играть - ‘Igr ..read more

With Putin making a play for an eternal rein, we thought it was time to break down the reasons why (not…?) to visit Russia. Words and phrases: - Propaganda: пропаганда - ‘propaganda’ - Truth: правда - ‘pravda’ - Everything: Все - ‘Vse’ - Big: большой - ‘bol'shoy’ - Dog: Собака - ‘Sobaka’ Links mentioned:r/ANormalDayInRussia In Russia, podcast reviews you ..read more

So we got married in Russia. The only thing grander than the wall to wall gold laden icons was how loose the babushkas got on the dance floor. It turns out that Russians love to dance. A lot. Words and phrases: - She likes to dance: она любит танцевать - ‘ona lyubit tantsevat’ - Holy Spirit: Святой Дух - ‘Svyatoy Dukh’ - She likes to party - Она любит тусоватся - ‘Ohna lubit tusavatsa’ - Grandma: Бабушка - ‘Babushka’ - Church: церковь - ‘tserkov’ - Candle: свеча - ‘svecha’ - Wedding: свадьба - ‘svad'ba’ - Would you dance with me? хотите танцевать со мной - ‘khotite tantsevat so mnoy’ In Russi ..read more