In which two acknowledged masters of the horror genre meet again under the Hammer Films banner, but this time, instead of one giving life to the other, one is decidedly trying to end the life of the other, as Sir Peter Cushing as Doctor Van Helsing, and Sir Christopher Lee as Count Dracula, chase each other through hell and half of Klausenberg in this month's film. Bonus points for custom bound journals, bespoke vampire wear for the big and tall, bureaucratic border guard buffoonery, and of course, sheer negligees, bright red Giallo blood and heaving bosoms filled with vampiric Big Daddy desir ..read more

In which a Gentle Canadian Hobo with the aid of a Beautiful Woman On The Run, and a Sage Teacher With A Secret, discovers his true family history, finds love (maybe) and learns how to channel and use his psychic powers, which includes the ability to make people’s heads explode. Bonus points for Self-Trepanning, Angry Patrick McGoohan Overacting, Psychic Group Sex, and Pornstache Les Nessman Cranial Removal. Read This Episode's Notes! Visit the Bill Makes Podcasts Website! Leave Feedback To Be Played On The Show at 1(727)755-1338! Join the Gentle Listener Newsletter ..read more

In which we discover that crime actually does pay, and pay quite well. Starring a Gentleman Thief with Dreamy Grey Eyes, a Buxom Blonde Assistant, and a Disheveled Always One Step Behind Police Inspector, we travel to Italy for a very good Mario Bava Comic Book Movie, in the Diabolik Cinematic Universe. Bonus points for multiple Jaguars (car, not the cat), multiple make-out sessions, and literally rolling around in money while totally, totally doing it. Read This Episode's Notes! Visit the Bill Makes Podcasts Website! Leave Feedback To Be Played On The Show at 1(727)755-1338! Join the Gentle L ..read more

In which we have a meeting of The Creature From The Black Lagoon Fan Club, and decide whether or not to allow a new member from the coast of California into the organization. They seem to have the right amount of lust, aggression, age and close proximity to water, so we’ll at least give them a chance to plead their case. Bonus points for teenage heavy petting, cranky lighthouse keeping, cigar chewing law enforcement, wanton bloodletting and stentorian sermons from the town doctor. Read This Episode's Notes! Visit the Bill Makes Podcasts Website! Leave Feedback To Be Played On The Show at 1(727 ..read more

In which The Greater Tokyo Area is yet again attacked by a giant monster, and the combined military needs their collective fats pulled out of the fire by an astronaut team that makes F Troop look like Mensa members. Bonus points for Bic lighter based jet engines, awkward and unrequited love, girls taking showers together, and the overzealous use of menthol shaving cream in the weirdest way possible. Read This Episode's Notes! Visit the Bill Makes Podcasts Website! Leave Feedback To Be Played On The Show at 1(727)755-1338! Join the Gentle Listener Newsletter ..read more

In which two giants of the horror genre meet for the first time, one playing a prissy fussbudget bent on playing God and creating man in a very, very ugly image, and the other playing said man, bent on teaching the prissy fussbudget a lesson for bringing him back from the dead when he was perfectly happy in the afterlife. Bonus points for Sir Peter Cushing, Sir Christopher Lee and various and sundry Gothic trappings such as castles, maids, hoop skirts and well-lit heaving breasts. Read This Episode's Notes! Visit the Bill Makes Podcasts Website! Leave Feedback To Be Played On The Show at 1(727 ..read more

In which we learn that crime does not pay, and that all trespassers will be punished severely via various torture devices, right after the seemingly abandoned castle owner, who thinks that he is the reincarnation of a long dead executioner puts on his little wrestling/torturing outfit. Bonus points for numerous revealing outfit changes by the young nubile actresses, excessive Space Age Bachelor Pad music, and of course, Mickey Hargitay's beautiful body that would drive a preacher's daughter to leave the Lord. Read This Episode's Notes! Visit the Bill Makes Podcasts Website! Leave Feedback To B ..read more

In which we watch the worst version of Mission: Impossible EVER, throw in some martial arts, some religious zealotry, a few hot blondes and then top it off with a drunken politician and a slow motion motorcycle chase. Bonus points for death by bull goring and pizza cutter kung-fu shoes. Read This Episode's Notes! Visit the Bill Makes Podcasts Website! Leave Feedback To Be Played On The Show at 1(727)755-1338! Join the Gentle Listener Newsletter! Links, Links and More Links ..read more

In which we are taken to Ancient Rome, the land of the leather Speedo, and watch tanned and oiled bodybuilder Reg Clark throw Stonehengian boulders around, travel to the Underworld to rescue his main squeeze, and see more chiffon togas than you can shake a stick (or a boulder) at. Bonus points for Sir Christopher Lee doing his best Dracula/Not Dracula impersonation while fighting against a horrific haircut that would make Moe Howard jealous. Read This Episode's Notes! Visit the Bill Makes Podcasts Website! Leave Feedback To Be Played On The Show at 1(727)755-1338! Join the Gentle Listener News ..read more

Yes, we have finally decided to enter the Bert I. Gordon Cinematic Universe! Reviled by some (I'm looking at you, fellow MST3k fans), and beloved by others, Gordon was one of the Atomic Era's most prolific creatives, often wearing multiple hats of producer, director, screenwriter and special effects director. This effort comes complete with a Giant Spider, a small town Sheriff, a mansplaining Science Teacher, teen romance, and of course, a little rock and roll. Bonus points for a daughter with Dead Daddy Issues. The Bill Makes Podcasts Website Support the Shows! Join the Gentle Listener Newsle ..read more