We are in the final stretch of Christmas in November and doing the classic movie Steel Magnolias. Yes, this is a Christmas movie (in Tamara's eyes, while Corinne calls it Christmas adjacent). It has a star studded cast including: Julia Roberts, Dolly Parton, Sally Field, Shirly MacLaine, Darryl Hannah and Olympia Dukakis to name a few. With such powerhouse actors we don't need to tell you what the movie is about, you should just watch it! In this episode we ooze bad Southern accents, use Bless Your Heart as a threat, and Corinne considers this film an emotional colon cleansing and Tamara wonde ..read more

It's our 3rd Christmas movie in November and we are going strong with our next choice: Inventing the Christmas Prince. It stars Tamera Mowry-Housley as Shelby, a single mother who's trying to give her daughter the most magical Christmas. Shelby recruits her reluctant boss Evan, played by Ronnie Rowe to pretend to be the Christmas Prince and help make all her daughters dreams come true. In this episode: Corinne reveals her little known crush to Tamara (hint he wears bitching eyeshadow), we theorize what's a better workplace gift than a stocking full of staplers, and wonder aloud if CPS should b ..read more

It's our second Christmas in November movie and we are covering the 'classic' Christmas With The Kranks. It stars Tim Allen as Luther Krank and Jamie Lee Curtis as Nora Krank, a couple who decide to skip Christmas and go on a cruise instead, much to the exasperation of their neighbors. This Christmas movie has a ton of product placement, and in this episode we promote a few products of our own including: Giant Honey Baked Spam Musubi, 24 hour Botox, Not Scary Farms (not to be confused with Knott's Scary Farm), Matching Bestie Turtlenecks TM and many more.  This movie may cause us to have ..read more

It's our first episode in November: where it's too early for Christmas decorations but not for Christmas movies! Our first Holiday Movie is Christmas Cottage. It takes us back to our Hallmark roots and stars Merritt Patterson as Lacey, an architectural designer(?) who returns to her hometown for her bestie's wedding, where she runs into an old flame Ean, played by Steve Lund and sparks fly, especially when they are forced to spend the night in the Christmas Cottage (how scandalous). In this episode: we dub Thanksgiving as Christmas Solstace and the month of November as Practice-Mas, debate fur ..read more

It's the last installment of our Supernatural & Paranormal Sweeties theme and we are going out with an 80's high hair, low budget, so bad (it's good) flick called Teen Witch! It stars Robyn Lively as Louise, an unpopular 16 year old that's about to acquire magical powers. The first items on Louise's magical agenda are: to win over the hunky, jock Brad played by Dan Gauthier and become the most popular girl. In this episode: we critique Louise's fashions choices, namely the ones where she looks like a babushka who's about to offer you soup, we speculate that every girl wanted to be a witch ..read more

What happens when 2 Dry Kissers go to Obsessed Fest and live to tell about it? We are interrupting our regularly scheduled programming this week to give our take on Obsessed Fest or Obsessed Mess as some are calling it. We discuss the good, the bad, the ugly and how the murmurs of discontent were founded as things boiled over into an explosive interaction that cut the Fest short and left many attendees heartbroken and angry at how things were handled. This is just our take as 2 ticket holders that had our pocket popcorn out and want to share how we felt about what was done and should have been ..read more

This week we are getting up close and personal with our Supernatural & Paranormal Sweeties theme. We are covering Beastly, a modern day Beauty and the Beast tale, which stars Vanessa Hudgens as Lindsay, a teen girl who is blackmailed into staying with Kyle (aka Hunter aka Kunter) played by Alex Pettyfer, a cursed schoolmate who needs to find love or have his face permanently mutilated. In this episode: we do an in depth telling of the cupcake debacle and how it almost 'ruined' Corinne's birthday, genuinely wonder if the 'Beast's' upper nose jewelry was the result of a sneeze during a septu ..read more

We have an amazing pick for our next Paranormal & Supernatural Sweeties theme, we are recapping the movie Just Like Heaven. It stars Reese Witherspoon as Elizabeth, a physician working hard at her residency until one day her life is cut short (or is it?) and she must rely on a 'squatter' named David, played by Mark Ruffalo to bring her back to the land of the living. In this episode we discuss: streamlined sluts in many sex-tions, wonder if the K is silent in the name Klymaxxx and  Tamara asks the burning question, 'Does Corinne's rug match her silver drapes?' This modern day Snow Whi ..read more

For our new October theme we are embracing the spooky season and recapping movies that portray Supernatural & Paranormal Sweeties. Our first film is the dark but cute romance Edward Scissorhands. It stars Johnny Depp as Edward, the unfinished creation of an eccentric inventor. Edward is thrust into society where he meets Kim played by Winona Ryder and falls instantly in love. But, theirs is an unconventional love story, mainly because Edward has scissors for hands and Kim does not. In this episode: we discuss how Johnny Depp makes bondage gear work in unexpected ways, argue whether your na ..read more

This week our Growing Pains theme is going strong with a throwback movie from the 80's, Working Girl. It stars Melanie Griffith as Tess, a secretary trying to break into the finance world but no one will take her seriously, until she meets Jack, played by Harrison Ford. She finally has the opportunity to forge a huge business deal but can she close it before time and the truth come out? In this episode: we discuss how big hair in a french braid was the 80's height of restrained sophistication, how the 80's was the first 'liberated decade' where you could open up a bank account without a penis ..read more