At 7:30AM I was a bloody fuckin mess. Started out such a good day too. Woke up still tan from Mexico. Still buzzing from good sex. Ready to jack that weight back from all the tacos and shit we’d eaten the week in Tulum. Kept my pajamas on as I went to the guest room […] The post Blood Everywhere appeared first on Funny Short Stories About Life by Greg Cayea | Scrambled Gregs ..read more

My Secret Method for Getting Travel Writing JObs… Ready to learn some shit? WHAT IS TRAVEL WRITING AND HOW DO I MAKE MONEY DOING IT? Here’s how to become a travel writer… but first, ready for myth dispelling? Travel writing doesn’t exist! It’s actually not a real genre of literature, it simply means a writer […] The post How to Land Your Dream Travel Writing Job appeared first on Funny Short Stories About Life by Greg Cayea | Scrambled Gregs ..read more

How to Start a memoir Writing a memoir is like jerking off your thoughts. It’s so fuckin relaxing to let out all those sentences thatta been bangin into each other inside your head and clanging against your memory clouding your vision. And there’s no research involved cause you were there. You saw it all. No […] The post How to Write Memoir appeared first on Funny Short Stories About Life by Greg Cayea | Scrambled Gregs ..read more

Ready? I got some shit to dish out. Eat it if it tastes good. Spew it out if it makes you gag. I have an idea for how to get your shit together. Well I’ll just tell you how I got my shit together first cause in reality I don’t know what you got goin […] The post How to Get Your Shit Together appeared first on Funny Short Stories About Life by Greg Cayea | Scrambled Gregs ..read more

If you have no idea what crypto is, I made this for you. What is Crypto? A blithering moron’s guide to crypto… Look, I’m no cryptographer, MIT professor, or expert on technology. I know nothing. But after reading ten million articles, listening to seven billion podcasts, hanging out on Reddit and Discord, and talking with […] The post What is Crypto? appeared first on Funny Short Stories About Life by Greg Cayea | Scrambled Gregs ..read more

If you have no idea what crypto is, I made this for you. What is Crypto? A blithering moron’s guide to crypto… Look, I’m no cryptographer, MIT professor, or expert on technology. I know nothing. But after reading ten million articles, listening to seven billion podcasts, hanging out on Reddit and Discord, and talking with […] The post What is Crypto? appeared first on Funny Short Stories About Life by Greg Cayea | Scrambled Gregs ..read more

Self-Improvement For Vagabonds If you haven’t read Vagabond Secret 3: HOW TO MAKE THE MOST OF YOUR TIME WHILE TRAVELING, do that shit now. It all started one day when I was living in Los Angeles feeling shitty about life and not sure what to do. My career as a writer was beginning to fade in […] The post The Secret to Self-Improvement appeared first on Funny Short Stories About Life by Greg Cayea | Scrambled Gregs ..read more

If I have an impulse to do something I’ve always wanted to do, I see it through. Sounds ridiculous, does it not? I’m sure you can poke holes in that, but… Well, hear me out. And this is not worldly advice–I have none of that. This is simply what I’ve learned along my path of […] The post Patience is Not A Virtue appeared first on Funny Short Stories About Life by Greg Cayea | Scrambled Gregs ..read more

PLAN YOUR OWN ITINERARY BY KEEPING IT SIMPLE. If you haven’t read Vagabond Secret 2: How to Conquer Travel Anxiety, do that shit now. Find one thing you want to do more than anything and make sure it gets done: this is called your Vagabond Adventure. Plan around that one thing. Some people get overwhelmed […] The post How to make the most of your time While Traveling appeared first on Funny Short Stories About Life by Greg Cayea | Scrambled Gregs ..read more

The Secret to Conquering Travel Anxiety is to GET EXCITED If you haven’t read Vagabond Secret 1: How to Quickly Leap to Your First Adventure, do that shit now. After buying a plane ticket, you might be buying new swimsuits or reading the refund policy. There’re all kinds of travel anxieties that creep up on […] The post How to Conquer Travel Anxiety appeared first on Funny Short Stories About Life by Greg Cayea | Scrambled Gregs ..read more