Surprise! A special episode of Retro Blissed is here! Trevor has an open talk about the hole Retro Blissed has left in his life, the possible future of this channel, and ends by doing a quick year in review of Retro Blissed episodes from 2023 ..read more

On this very special episode of Retro Blissed, Trevor and Johnny talk about some very important things… It’s pretty boring and WHO CARES??? The second half is the fun part: a MASSIVE sized Bliss quiz full of insight into the twisted minds behind the definitive* podcast in all of retro gaming. (*unofficially. Also we do not know the definition of the word definitive ..read more

Mario & Luigi Superstar Saga came out in 2003 for the Gameboy Advance. It was the first Mario & Luigi game, but the third Mario RPG behind the SNES original and Paper Mario for N64. Will Trevor and Johnny be charmed by this offbeat RPG adventure, or will they react the way most civilized people react to them, with mild curiosity and strong disgust ..read more

Castlevania III for the NES and Famicom is the last in the blood sucking trilogy for the NES, and considered by many one of the best in the series. But will Trevor and Johnny be able to overcome the immense challenge of this NES hard game, or will they fall off the steps and break their engorged bodies ..read more

The guys review the other Super Mario Land game for Gameboy. That is, after some of the worst attempts at banter ever attempted. Seriously, it seems this podcast just gets worse and worse and no one cares. When Retro Blissed literally ruins audio for everyone, who is to blame, really, when the warning signs have been there for all to see for years? FOR YEARS ..read more

Eliminator Boat Duel is an action packed top down racer for the NES. It also features 8-bit bikini clad women, which, much like the powerful speed boats featured in the game, proves too much for a couple of immature morons to handle ..read more

Tim joins Trevor and Johnny as they recap games covered in 2022 with such awards as best graphics, most disappointing game, and more before ending with their top 5 games covered by Retro Blissed in 2022. This is not your momma's award show. It's the Blisseders award show. Whatever that means ..read more

Altered Beast for the Sega Genesis was a launch game and the original pack in game with the system. Will this game make Trevor and Johnny arise from their graves? Or is a lifetime of fast food and Chinese buffets too much for even Zeus to overcome? Stay tuned for the full review, a new bliss quiz, and a story about farting in the grocery store ..read more

Welcome to Pocket Review, from the guys that brought you Retro Blissed! Men in Black: the Series for the Gameboy Color is a simple action game based on the cartoon series. Not the movie you know and love. Now that we have that disappointment out of the way, be warned that the first half of this episode is Trevor, Tim, and Johnny discussing the sad things going on lately in their miserable little lives. Enjoy ..read more

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles was the 1989 Arcade original, released in 1990 on the NES as TMNT 2: the Arcade Game. Trevor and Johnny cover both versions and finally close the book on classic turtles beat ‘em ups. They’ve covered them all now. Don’t worry, much like a 3rd trip to the Chinese buffet bar, they’ll find a way to cover more turtles games than anyone should, until their little turtle bellies explode and there is a turtle funeral that NO ONE ATTENDS. JUST LIKE NO ONE READS THESE BLURBS ..read more