Suburb Trolls
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Australia's worst behaved property investment podcast. If you like your suburbs served to you on a tray of data with a side of crime statistics and potty humour, you've come to the right place. The Trolls promise foul manners and even fouler opinions.
Suburb Trolls
2y ago
This week after a short break, we're back to talk about the federal election. Anthony Albanese calls in and rethinks some policies. Speckles the psychic croc predicts the outcome and we talk about the importance of veins on anything you put in your mouth ..read more
Suburb Trolls
2y ago
This week we're looking into the correlations between e-scooter accidents, graffiti and house prices and we think we're onto a winner. Kent starts his own conspiracy organisation K-anon and we revive the brilliant idea of the coal powered car ..read more
Suburb Trolls
2y ago
This week we discuss why a 5G phone tower was burnt down, leaving flood victims without reception. We talk about the cost of living pressures that a treasurer on $433,000 a year pretends to understand. We also look at the merrits of the metaverse, and conclude.... well, it's bollocks ..read more
Suburb Trolls
2y ago
In what is certainly the worst behaved Trolls episode ever, this week we connect politics to pornography. We look into some of the left field political parties contesting the upcoming election and consider which suburbs match the search categories on pornhub and or Kent's internet search history ..read more
Suburb Trolls
2y ago
This week is dedicated to suburbs with rude place names like Muff Creek because... well, the Trolls are pretty immature. In the news we cover the Potts Point public sex act and share the audio of the incident, which we realise does nothing to convey the gravity of the scene. We also look at the top gun toting suburbs in Australia, thanks to the investigative work of the Greens ..read more
Suburb Trolls
2y ago
Yeah, we apologise for the title of this show, but all those things were on the table for this episode. We look investigate what makes suburbs turn from dodgy to expensive and vice versa. As it turns out, such as in Bondi, dumping sewerage in the water has a massive impact. Kent creates his own conspiracy segment, and we look into the best suburbs to thrive in an apocalypse.  ..read more
Suburb Trolls
2y ago
The trolls are back in the swing for the new year! This week we cover the proposed Sydney to Newcastle rail link and what that could mean for property prices, with a detour into rail based crime. We also chat about Clive Palmers plan to provide a 20% tax cut to people in the regions. We also zoom in on the MacKay market and look at what their bins are up to these days ..read more
Suburb Trolls
2y ago
In this Suburb Trolls Christmas special, we ask what exactly a yuletide is and what happened to the Gay Time ice cream. Darren from Logan calls in from lockdown and talks about taking up the Cello, which ends in discussion of a three inch length of hose. We discuss what's happened to crime during lockdowns and Kent ridicules Mike's 2022 property market predictions whilst sharing his own, which to be honest... are more educated.
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Suburb Trolls
2y ago
This week anti-vaxxer Bianca from Bondi calls back in and we discuss the woman who lost her job at the Ubuntu Church for getting the jab. Mike tries clicking African languages, crocodiles wander backyards and we discuss the Dick of a policy on land tax for investors in QLD ..read more
Suburb Trolls
2y ago
This week the 'Wrong Opinions' segment makes a comeback with media articles on the best places to invest. Sadly, we have to admin to the odd 'Correct Opinion' but we don't have a button for that. We also look at the suburbs where you can still buy with less than a $100,000 deposit and pose the question, should you?
We finish up with an analysis of Sydney's COVID anti-vaccination hotspots and what that can tell us about the property market in that suburb ..read more