Panty Predicaments
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6d ago
Feeling a little snug in your panties? Lisa has a panty predicament when she realises her day 8 panties are a bit snug in all the wrong places! TMI!! Can repeating daily affirmations have a positive impact on your wellbeing? Lisa has her happiness donuts, what are your go-to happiness foods? Are you like Lisa and have a pair of glasses for every occasion? Is the PDA between Taylor and Travis getting to be a bit much? Do dogs ever wonder how many other dogs peed on that pole? Are you team toaster strudel or team savoury toaster scramble? Bringing your own food to a restaurant is it a tik tok pr ..read more
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Sniffing Bleach
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by I SHAKE MY HEAD
2w ago
With bleach in one hand and a lemon cleaner in the other the ladies debate what a truly clean house should smell like. If you aren't sniffing bleach is it really clean? Lisa confesses to the allure of sprinkle donuts, while Sam waves the health flag in protest. Is a donut a breakfast food and what are thoughts on snow mold? Is it tomato sandwich season yet? Will Lisa learn a smokey eye from Victoria Beckham? Can a period at the end of a sentence strike fear in your heart? Is Lisa experimenting with a new toe nail polish this summer? Is it time to bring  back the 70s jello mold to holiday ..read more
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French Fry Fantasy
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by I SHAKE MY HEAD
3w ago
Do you have french fry fantasies? Lisa reminisces about french fry trucks from her childhood and thinks they should start a new side hustle. That's a hell no for Sam! Can we take issue with someone still having their Christmas tree up? How curious are you about the conjoined twins getting married? Is GenX really different from the rest? When did Easter become Christmas? Did you know athletes were banned from having sex at the Olympics? Do you have self-checkout line etiquette and shouldn't vaping just be a cigarette? Did you carry the just in case tampon? Is using a full-body deodorant the sam ..read more
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Python Nightmares
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by I SHAKE MY HEAD
3w ago
Snakes as pets: is it a hard no or are there any wild animals you'd consider keeping? Pet pythons anyone, more like a Python nightmare! Are condiments a make or break for your Subway experience? Who discontinues mustard? Can anyone explain where shuddup lives? What is a golden shower and would you partake in one? Is reality TV making you tune in or tune out? Is the 40 ounce Stanley cup the ultimate grown-up sippy cup? What toppings do you think are necessary for the perfect hot dog? Are you keeping it simple or going gourmet? It's the 50th anniversary of Little House On The Prairie. Are you te ..read more
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Homelife Confessions
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by I SHAKE MY HEAD
1M ago
Buckle up for a wild ride as Lisa and Sam share their never-ending cleaning woes.There are confessions about house cleaning and personal hygiene. Who do you think has lazy tendencies towards being clean? How would you tell someone their body odour is making your eyes water? Do healthy snacks count as snacks or are they just punishment snacks and is there a canned meat hierarchy? What's the secret to having a good night's sleep? Are you team Sam with a strict turkey-ham-BBQ rotation during holiday meals? Is Lisa capable of taking care of plants? Will Biden give up his nomination to Michelle Oba ..read more
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So Many WTFs
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by I SHAKE MY HEAD
1M ago
You know it's been a crazy week when the ladies start counting the WTFs. Lisa started a snack diet only to find an IG account called the Snackolator...WTF! People died because they ate a sea turtle...WTF! The Oscar opening was boring...WTF Jimmy Kimmel! Lisa was today years old when she learned she drives over a bridge to get to work...WTF! Campbells soup has added a grilled cheese sandwich to their tomato soup...WTF! A man eats undercooked bacon and finds worm eggs in his brain...WTF! Will the real Princess Kate please step up...WTF! A man died of the bubonic plague in the US...WTF! This epis ..read more
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But Is It A Lie?
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1M ago
When Lisa is asked a question and the answer is not the whole truth is it a lie? She would argue you didn't ask the right question. Who's really accountable at that moment? Who decided only one hand was going to do all the work? Snowmageddon is real and killing Sam's spirit. Kombucha good for you or weird that it has a billion somethings in it? Murder mystery or true crime? How often should you wash your jeans? Is the phrase 'you look good for your age' rude or a compliment? What does the thumbs up emoji signify to you? Should Lisa and Sam go to appetiser therapy? Would you still cook for your ..read more
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The Pee Pad Years
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1M ago
Lisa and Sam freely admit to being in their menopausal years or as Lisa calls them the pee pad years. They get it, dribbles are going to happen but do the underwear for this have to look like the 80's maxi pad? So ugly! Have you ever wondered if makeup gets bored? Can the fake fan make it through baseball season? Will Sam ever set up her new TV and is it possible for people to be allergic to each other? Why do we have fruit that looks the same like the banana and a plantain? Does seeing punctuation in a text message scare you or freak you out? Rotisserie chicken slimy or just misunderstood? Tr ..read more
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You Jerk!
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2M ago
Sam is calling a spade a spade! She informs Lisa she is egotistical which has Lisa responding 'you jerk'. Egotistical might have been harsh but self-centred lands well! The GenX game hangman lands differently in 2024. Tim's cream cheese to bagel ratio good or bad? When did breakfast become the most expensive meal when eating out? Will the fake fan take on not two but four fantasy baseball leagues? Do we need to complicate a grilled cheese sandwich and would you want someone to headbutt your bladder to make you pee? Lisa wants to know if we are still washing vegetables? How does a rotting fish ..read more
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I Am Not A Robot
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by I SHAKE MY HEAD
2M ago
When you fail the I am not a robot picture test and it makes you feel stupid, all you think is hey dumb dumb try another one! Have you ever tried on an imaginary dick? Valentine's day yay or nay? Should a Vday gift stress you out? Can you guess who applied to be Canada's pancake tester? Are we all Taylor and Travis'd out? Are you a rule breaker or follower? Do tits really go up and should the fake fan commit to watching baseball? Who's in for another weird season of Whitney and Zack Rolof. The HHG has created a dry Friday layaway plan and it almost makes sense! Can Starbucks hot chocolate make ..read more
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