HARDY'S HARDEST HATS CHRISTMAS SPECIAL PART 2 Part 2 of 2. We left Scrooge (Tom Hardy from 'Peaking F****** Blinders') reeling from the visit of the Ghost of Christmas Past. Now he must face two more spirits and change his wicked ways, or be punished and damned for all eternity. With a musical score written and performed by us! Listen to it on Spotify. DISCLAIMER: All characters, fictional and non-fictional in this show are completely made up. Any similarities to people, movie characters or muppets are purely coincidental. All celebrity voices are impersonated... poorly and the following ep ..read more

HARDY'S HARDEST HATS CHRISTMAS SPECIAL Part 1 Part 1 of 2. Welcome to the Hardy's Hardest Hats Christmas Special. And it's a special one indeed. We get caught up in Tom's dreams, where we are whisked away to victorian London and into the pages of a Charles Dickens novel. All your favourite characters are here... playing all of your favourite 'A Christmas Carol' characters! With a musical score written and performed by us! Listen to it on Spotify. DISCLAIMER: All characters, fictional and non-fictional in this show are completely made up. Any similarities to people, movie characters or muppe ..read more

Episode 69 Endgame In what is their final episode for the time being, Paul & Ryan discuss why they’re having a hiatus and what projects they’re working on in the meantime. This episode also includes a feature length episode of Hardy’s Hardest Hats… Turns out the Mind Stone was in Tom’s hat the entire time… and Thanos is after it. With the help of the Avengers, Tom attempts to thwart Thanos, save the universe AND restore the sacred timeline that he and Bane screwed up prior! Ryan’s 'Highlight of the Week’ reaches desperately for the silver lining. Then Paul attempts to shove his well end ..read more

Episode 68 Paul’s Bald Balls In this episode, Paul raves about his new grooming device that ALL self respecting men should treat themselves to. The Turf Chopper 3.0 by Smooth My Balls. If you like the sound of it… get yours with a discount (automatically applied at checkout by clicking this link: https://www.smoothmyballs.com/coldcallers Also we discuss England’s Euro 2020 prospects or lack thereof. Ryan’s 'Highlight of the Week’ is a lesson in being safety conscious. Then I attempt to shove my well endowed intellect down Ryan’s throat in another edition of “Suck on my Big Fat Dictionary ..read more

Episode 67 "What’s in the Box?!" This episode is sponsored by Brüush - https://bit.ly/3xe5g7S Voting is STILL open NOW for the QTT Awards. Please consider voting for us for your favourite comedy podcast: https://quitethethingmedia.com/awards-voting/ Amazon have decided that their overworked and underpaid employees don’t need a pay rise… but a zen booth. A small upright coffin where they can go and chill out and meditate in when it all gets too much. We present our take on that. Ryan’s 'Highlight of the Week' relatable. Then I attempt to shove my well endowed intellect down Ryan’s throat in ..read more

Episode 66 Execute Episode 66 Voting is open NOW for the QTT Awards. Please consider voting for us for your favourite comedy podcast: https://quitethethingmedia.com/awards-voting/ It’s Ryan’s Birthday!!! At least…it WAS… but I missed it. We talk about all sorts of fun things like… The Weather, Recycling, Dieting and Ryan’s NEW JOB! Ryan’s 'Highlight of the Week' is…uh… dull. Then I attempt to make Ryan take all the word knowledge I spray at him and lap it up like a good boy in “Suck on my Big Fat Dictionary”. In Hardy’s Hardest Hats, Tom Hardy goes with the T-800 to find John Connor & ..read more

Episode 65 Shadow & Bone This episode is sponsored by Brüush - https://bit.ly/3xe5g7S Download our NEW SINGLE ‘Game Over’: https://distrokid.com/hyperfollow/coldcallerscomedy/game-over We discuss the sad news that we'll be reducing show frequency to fortnightly. It's all become a bit too much of an undertaking, but we'll endeavour to keep bringing you top quality content. We also talk about how awesome it's going to be when we grow old and are allowed to get away with everything... because we'll be sweet, old men! Ryan’s 'Highlight of the Week' is a little conceited. Then I attempt to ..read more

Episode 64 Line of Duty This episode is sponsored by Brüush - https://bit.ly/3xe5g7S Download our NEW SINGLE ‘Game Over’: https://distrokid.com/hyperfollow/coldcallerscomedy/game-over We briefly touch upon the farce that was the formation and subsequent disbanding of the European Super League which caused much furore and outcry in the footballing world. Ryan’s 'Highlight of the Week' is a little disconcerting. Then I attempt to make Ryan take all the word knowledge I spray at him and soak it in during “Suck on my Big Fat Dictionary”. In Hardy’s Hardest Hats, Tom Hardy’s quest for the Holy ..read more

Episode 63 20 Hrs to Wales with a Beatles Book & a Bottle of Piss Download our NEW SINGLE ‘Game Over’: https://distrokid.com/hyperfollow/coldcallerscomedy/game-over We briefly touch upon getting the vaccine & what it might be like to post yourself on a long haul flight around the world in a small wooden container. Ryan’s 'Highlight of the Week' is a mix of good and bad. Then I attempt to to force feed my massive knowledge to Ryan in “Suck on my Big Fat Dictionary”. In Hardy’s Hardest Hats, Tom Hardy finds himself escaping Nazi Germany after Bane killed Hitler. Can he get to Egypt ..read more

Episode 62 "Jacob Rees-Mooooog" This episode is sponsored by Baxter Blue. https://baxterblueglasses.pxf.io/c/2544961/1031264/11471 We really need your support. We do this because we love it. But right now, due to current times, we’re really struggling. We want to be able to focus more energy into what you hear. And that’s where we need your help. From as little as £3, you can help support us and fund future, exciting content. All whilst getting exclusive bonus content that no one else can hear. So… Wanna be a patron? Here’s where you go - https://www.patreon.com/coldcallerscomedy Download o ..read more