#115 Alma 2: Too Many Captains Spoil the Plane Happy MORMON Xmas on APRIL 6! This Chistmas episode, that includes our mockery of Alma chapter 2, was 3 months in the making. Sorry. But on the upside, it's just in time for a popular date in Mormonism for Christ's birth - April 6! We hear a wide variety of Christmas traditions, funny stories, and a few serious ones, based on the disparate cultural and religious backgrounds of the guest hosts. Reasons to stay home this Sunday https://bookofboredom.com/reasons/ Join the Blasphemy https://facebook.com/groups/BookOfBoredom Patreon (Bonus Episodes) ht ..read more

#114 Roasting Saints 20: Nibble Nobby's Nibley Before Smitty Nibbles Yours In episode 20 of the LDS Saints podcast, we are presented with the Kirtland Safety Society. A bank that Smitty false prophesied would become the biggest swinging dick around, and eat all competitor cocks (banks). Nothing went right with this venture, and many unfollowed him on X (formely known as Twitter). Yet, Smitty was so charismatic, he still managed to have his first extra-marital affair, that he justified with a secret marriage. Why secret? I guess God thought that was an excellent way to show his people the examp ..read more

#113 Alma One: Poke the Bear Neee-Hawww and Gideon have a preach battle Don't worry, Neee-Hawww AND Gideon die! Mormon related news discussed: Homelessness in Salt Lake City. How do you help people? Benjamin, Gigi and Patience each have different perspectives. James Huntsman's fraud case against the Church is being appealed (naturally). Brother Benjamin explains where the "Ninth Circuit Court of Appeals" sits in the United States judicial system. The October 2023 LDS General Conference! Rusty phones-in an alienating message, and Dalin Oaks looks like a Cheshire Cat that's licked the cream! Br ..read more

#111 Mosiah 28: Hyrum Smith's Sunglasses The people of the run-on-sentence of Limhi Brother Jones and Sister Patience try to read Mosiah 28 with a straight face (not possible), and also discuss recent Mormon related news. A Slightly Interperative Summary of Mosiah 28 The people of Zerahemla had "great anxiety" and were "desirous beyond measure" to know the history of a dead people group. So King Mosiah used Hyrum Smith's Sunglasses to aquire this information from some etched metal plates. Old King Mosiah couldn't bestow his kingdom on one of his sons, because they all wanted to pursue careers ..read more

#110 Mosiah 27: Alma son of Alma Hilarity with Charity! In preparation for this recording, Sister Charity ruined her Youtube search history with Mormon research. Thank you for your sacrifice! She contrasts the latter-day-cult with her own experiences of growing up as the spawn of pentecostal missionaries in the Philippines! Since there were two lawyers on the show, Sister Patience asked Brother Banjamin and Sister Gigi about some ways the legal system might be improved Mosiah 27 itself didn't fail to dissappoint, so expect amusement as the team roasts it mercilessly. Key (Dissappoint|Amuse)men ..read more

#109 Mosiah 26: Welcome to Insane Peaks Total Assets $1,000,000 ($38,000,000,000) Brother Jones and Sister Patience blaze through a chapter, best described in the Book of Boredom group chat: "Jones and I just read 39 verses of some of the most boring bits of this entire shitty thing. WELL DONE JONES! We're nearly half way thru the BOM!" ~ Patience What is this chapter like? This chapter is like calling a contact-centre, and being redirected 5 times before the line finally drops, with no solution. This chapter is a bleeding example of the waste inherant in collectivism. This chapter is a game ..read more

#106 Mosiah 22: Gideon got Back! The back pass, thru the back wall, on the back side, BAAAAA. Sister Gigi and Sister Patience read the implausible escape story that is, Mosiah 22. Oh, and the wilderness continues to be a miraculous, yet un-mappable abyss where just about anything can happen. Our co-hosts also chime in on: The recent ban of the Bible in primary schools of the Davis school district in Utah. Chris Christie joins the fray to be US President. Tractors with AI and LASERS to kill weeds! AI in code generation, and the legal system. Reasons to stay home this Sunday https://bookofbore ..read more

#105 Mosiah 20-21: The burgers are better at McTemples! And behold also there was a General Conference! Brother Jones and Sister Patience have some fun with the gaffes from the April 2023 LDS General Conference, then proceed to read Mosiah 20 and 21. A few of the stupidities: Smitty gets carried away with his "beholds" in 20:19. And behold, it was hilarious. The Book of Mormon is a (shitty) fantasy novel, so it's only fitting that Smitty refers to fighting like "dragons" in 20:11. However, he also forgot that his story is not just fantasy, but also fan-fiction of an earlier work: The Bible. A ..read more

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