We had big dreams We were going to beat my anxiety forever What happened now? I don’t even click your notifications I clicked your notification by mistake You are selling premium membership You tricked me and I bought it See you in 6 months The post For Calming App, Humor Poem appeared first on weirdpoetryco ..read more

Everyone knows I love taco One taco left on the plate My friend are looking at me, and I’m looking at them I think we’re going to have a fight soon I’m turning into McGregor I’m going to hit my friend in the face He finally gave up Tacos are just mine The post One Taco Left On The Plate and Everyone Wants It appeared first on weirdpoetryco ..read more

More than Marshmallow Love, beauty and difference It makes people happy It’s got everything in it Roast, melt in milk or add to cookies Do anything that makes sense to you When you taste it It’ll bring you out of the clouds I hope I have more Stuffed Puffs I love you Stuffed Puffs  The post I Love You Stuffed Puffs Marshmallows appeared first on weirdpoetryco ..read more

Throw ice into hot tea Gift sunglasses to the sun Drink water with a fork Wear t-shirt backwards Swim in the sea in a suit Wear a Chelsea shirt and a Liverpool scarf Will you do these? You wouldn’t Okay, then don’t add ice to the whiskey The post Poem to My Friend Drinking Whiskey With Ice appeared first on weirdpoetryco ..read more

My grandma want to make money the easy way Her friend suggested to take ASMR video She loved this suggestion And she ate onions on the camera Omg, it smells of onions everywhere Her denture stuck to the onions She has thousands of subscribers Please don’t subscribe to her The post ASMR Star Onion-Eater Grandmother ? appeared first on weirdpoetryco ..read more

He don’t know anything He’s a control freak Holds unnecessary meetings Even for the color of his underwear He took his employees to the luxury restaurant to eat oysters He laughed all night When he sees those who doesn’t know oyster fork Disgusting boss sees his employees as ignorant There are hard truths in life Employee will earn 1x Unlovely boss will earn 100x The post Annoying Boss Don’t Like Employees ?‍? appeared first on weirdpoetryco ..read more

An autumn day I’m drinking coffee In the shade of a tree Just like Newton Kids threw pumpkin At my head Ouch, my head hurts Apple to Newton pumpkin to me A piece of the shredded pumpkin Fell into my coffee It tastes great I’m going to be rich Note: I’m 21 now but I wrote this poem in the 1900s. The post I Discovered Pumpkin Spice Coffee Like a Newton ?‍? appeared first on weirdpoetryco ..read more

I bought everything Shelves are empty People got scared No, it’s not zombie attack Shelves go viral on Twitter Don’t be afraid internet users I’m just hungry And I bought the all food I came home I ate some What am I going to do with other foods? Does anyone have a food warehouse? The post Hungry Zombie Bought All Food ? appeared first on weirdpoetryco ..read more

The foam on my mustache Pumpkin powder on my lips Autumn theme in the background My favorite drink is PSL! The legend of Starbucks for 20 years Left joyful memories Come autumn come Let’s get rid of summer! YANKI KÖSEOĞLU – Follow Yankı Köseoğlu on social media! Instagram: yanki_koseoglu / Twitter: yanki_koseoglu The post Starbucks Pumpkin Spice Latte I Love You ? appeared first on weirdpoetryco ..read more

Small dots in the restaurant What’s this? This is QR code What a beautiful technology Camera doesn’t read QR code Oh Sorry, I need to clean the camera lens Now its working Phone beeps Website opened No hands menu is so cool YANKI KÖSEOĞLU – Follow Yankı Köseoğlu on social media! Instagram: yanki_koseoglu / Twitter: yanki_koseoglu The post No Hands QR Code Menu is So Cool ? appeared first on weirdpoetryco ..read more