In which Hacienda S.B. Carter (aka Phoebe) attemps to attract Lord Andrew J.P.G.R. Murray back to his haunting ground by the surreptitious placement of several pints of best foaming Hawkeye bitter in prominent positions around the tennis club. #AusOpen2023 #AndyMurray #PhoebeSnetsinger #LiverpoolTennisClub You can read all about the prequel to this story Confessions of an Ageing Tennis Player here. Or you can order your copy of The Courting Lives of an Ageing Tennis Player here ..read more

In which  tennis ornithologist, Miss* Hacienda's Unidentified Wandering Object appears to be struggling with hitting a tennis ball with his racket. She gives him advice which he ignores. * Editors Note: NB Miss not Mrs. You can read all about the prequel to this story Confessions of an Ageing Tennis Player here. Or you can order your copy of The Courting Lives of an Ageing Tennis Player here. #AusOpen2023 #AndyMurray #RogerFederer #SerenaWilliams #Phoebe Snetsinger #LiverpoolTennis #HMPNorthSeaCamp ..read more

In which the riot act in relation to arson is read out to Lord Andrew J.P.G.R. Murray of Kirkintilloch. Imprisonment for life is a potential outcome. You can read all about the prequel to this story Confessions of an Ageing Tennis Player here. Or you can order your copy of The Courting Lives of an Ageing Tennis Player here ..read more

In which  Lord Andrew J. P. G. R. Murray of Kirkintilloch pirouettes the night away in the arms of Serena Williams at the Wimbledon Champions Ball: whilst Novak Djokovic slouches over the cocktail bar justifying himself to a pineapple. You can read all about the prequel to this story Confessions of an Ageing Tennis Player here. Or you can order your copy of The Courting Lives of an Ageing Tennis Player here ..read more

The best of enemies are surely the best of friends aren’t they? 'No Vacc for Novak' means the Return of the Murray from the Mersey, just in time for the Australian Open. You can read all about the prequel to this story Confessions of an Ageing Tennis Player here. Or you can order your copy of The Courting Lives of an Ageing Tennis Player here ..read more

In which Lord Andrew John Paul George Ringo Murray of Kirkintilloch starts the first 100 days of his new regime and starts laying down the law. You can read all about the prequel to this story Confessions of an Ageing Tennis Player here. Or you can order your copy of The Courting Lives of an Ageing Tennis Player here ..read more

In which the youngest in society are taught that that if they have  malice enough to set fire to people’s tennis rackets, headbands and shoes, then their own lives must pay the forfeit ..read more

In which the Liverpool Daily Post enthusiastically reports on a strange sighting at Otterspool Promenade in Aigburth: a make shift funeral pyre floating down the River Mersey ..read more

In which Ms. Serena Williams brings to the attention of the Greater Dunblane Tennis Club Committee the contraventions of the Club's rules and regs as perpetrated by Mr. A. Murray, Esq ..read more

In which  Lord Andrew J. P. G. R. Murray of Kirkintilloch pirouettes the night away in the arms of Serena Williams at the Wimbledon Champions Ball: whilst Novak Djokovic slouches over the cocktail bar justifying himself to a pineapple ..read more