Now, I'm not hip with the kids and I don't know all of these spider-people or their timelines or their purpose or their gender identity or if they prefer Fruit Loops or Captain Crunch, but...BUT, I DO know that we are nowhere near the end of the Spider-verse craziness that Marvel loves to throw our way. Sure it's overplayed and done to death and to the point that no one can keep track of any of it. Sure. But that doesn't mean that there isn't money to be made from this horse! They aren't beating it yet, but they are running behind it with one of those q-tip American Gladiator things, yelling a ..read more

The bad news is that we never find the microphones for the show. The good news is that we bought BRAND NEW MICS!! That's right! Brand SPANKING new mics. Hmm...I thought there would be more applause than that. But no worries! We got what you want. You want to know about comics? We got that. You want to know about the new number 1 issues? We got that. You want to know how old we feel? We got that. You want to know what is the best length of men's hair? We got that. You want to know about our dietary restrictions and favorite singers and why we hate ice cream...and flying...and water? We got that ..read more

It's taken us a while to find the laptops, the microphones--I don't think we actually found those--find the duct tape and the glitter and the cosplay outfits with the black and the white and the booty flaps that SWORD has...but somehow, we did it! That's right. A brand-spankin'-new episode coming right at your earholes for the first time in over a year! You could even call it our annual show!!! But please don't call it that. It makes us sad in our hearts to think that it took over a year to make up from the fight we had last time while writing the episode synopsis. (Check out the episode synop ..read more

Sometimes you just run out of things to say. Well...now is NOT one of those times. (Oh, no.) That's right, we are back with a vengeance! (Please don't.) And we are all dressed to kill, going to the Hellfire Gala. (You know that's just for dignitaries and important people, right?) Dude, we are like the press. Who is going to give the red carpet commentary on the hideous genderific outfits, if not us? (You didn't just say that.) What? We are out there, man! We are living this gala event with all the costume designs, crazy wardrobe changes, and most importantly the psychically linked concert and ..read more

Sometimes you just have to sit back and wonder what is going on in the world. I mean, who do you trust? What is true and what is really true? Do we even know? Can we tell anymore? That's what we at The M6P are all about! We are here to help you navigate through all the re-donkulousness of the world and let you know what is really going on. We can help you know who is living on the moon now? NOT AMERICAN ASTRONAUTS, I CAN TELL YOU THAT!!! We can also help you understand who shot the President of the United States! Spoiler Alert: it was Abe Lincoln! We can also keep you straight on who has the s ..read more

Has it really come to this? I gotta say, I wasn't ever expecting this type of conundrum during my lifetime. Growing up, I always heard that we have to be kind to Mother Nature and that we really should make sure that we don't hurt the environment. Now I know the environment is more than plants, but it's the deer and the fungus and the sun and the breeze as well. Somebody once told me that it's an energy field created by all living things. It surrounds us and penetrates us; it binds the galaxy together even...not sure if that's true...but that's besides the point. But now things have gotten so ..read more

This is a PUBIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT to everyone listening. (And reading.) What? (Everyone listening to our podcast, but also everyone reading what you have typed here.) Listen, man, this is not the time to correct me, alright? I'm trying to be serious here! It is not a time to joke! (I'm not joking. I'm trying to help you. Listen, people are going to look at this and say, "wow, he wasn't allowed to leave the house and he had so much time to write this and he STILL messed up on it.") I am too allowed to go out of the house. I'm not even in America! (Gotta be honest, bro, you're not helping you ..read more

Now is the season to start looking to the future. However...it seems like 80 years in the future is a bit much. Am I right? (Well, see, it's figurative. Like it's 80 years in the future and it's been 80 years since the first Marvel comics came out...so...) Exactly! I'm glad you know what I'm talking about. I resolve to never let my social score drop more than 238 points in a single act of violence. (...I don't think we are on the same page. What exactly are you doing?) I'm making my New Year's Resolution. I resolve to never let a magical wizard that's a girl take up residence in my head for al ..read more

It's been a while. (Yes, it has.) So...You forgive me? (Nothing to forgive, my friend.) Well, good....because I'm moving to Africa. (WHAT?!?!?!) Yes, there's a missionary hospital over in a country called Togo. I'm going over there to be a teacher in a one-room school house. (Wait, stop. Are you serious?) Yeah, man. (Why didn't you tell me?!?! Did you think I'd be mad?) No, no!! Nothing like that. I was afraid you would want to come with me. (WHAT!!!) No offense, but I'm just so tired of you outshining me all the time. I mean, you know way more about comics and the X-Men than I do. (True.) And ..read more

I'll admit, it seems like we never quite agree on things. There is always that little bit of difference when it comes to...well, everything. This one guy loves mindless action, and that other dude loves mind-numbing dialog. Why can't we just get along and all like the exact same thing? (Wouldn't that be boring though?) You would think, but just last week Sam Gillespie from Campus Security and I agreed on every single thing that we were talking about. (Campus Security...who in the world is Sam Gillespie?) Oh, well it's not the shortest story, but basically I found out that some colleges and uni ..read more