Our heroes have come face time face with a zombie! Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) failed to convince the locals to let them inside without his friend’s help, Gartok (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) revealed his doubts in the entire conspiracy they were battling, and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) discovered magic from afar purporting the zombies. But will our heroes be able to discover the mastermind behind this stew theft? Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd). Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons? - Consider becoming a Patron of Dumb-Dumbs & Dice for as little ..read more

Our heroes have been hired to help Selgaunt! Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) made friends with everyone he met, Gartok (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) inspired the Lord High Governor to trust the party, and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) was entrusted with saving the city’s culture. But will our heroes discover when they finally meet the zombies? Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd). Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons? - Consider becoming a Patron of Dumb-Dumbs & Dice for as little as $1 a month and gain access to a ton of extra BTS fun (https://www.patreon.c ..read more

Our heroes are entering the palace in Selgaunt! Gartok (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) gave the speech that got them welcomed inside, Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) learned what he could about the zombies and their processes, and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) realized the nobles in town were begging to be robbed. But will our heroes be able to defeat the zombies threatening to town? Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd). Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons? - Consider becoming a Patron of Dumb-Dumbs & Dice for as little as $1 a month and gain access to a ton ..read more

Our heroes are once again on their way to Sembia! Gartok (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) received compliments on his work from the goddess of farming, Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) wrote a letter explaining his feelings after his god convo, and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) argued with Butthole before getting the King to agree to individual and couples therapy. But what processes will they find the undead carrying out in Sembia? Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd). Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons? - Consider becoming a Patron of Dumb-Dumbs & Dice for a ..read more

Our heroes are staying over at an abbey! Gartok (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) reconnected with an old friend and blessed the crops, Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) gave up on trying to convince Butthole and is planning to head to Sembia alone, and Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) was masquerading as "Brother Ted" when he finally got to talk to a god about his godhood. Will the whole party be moving on to Sembia, or will someone be left behind? Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd). Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons? - Consider becoming a Patron of Dumb-Dumbs & ..read more

Our party have stopped to visit an abbey! Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) has taken on a new life as "Brother Ted" and is working as a farmer, Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) is furious about this but doesn't know what to do, and Gartok (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) used his magic to bless the ground before finding an old friend. Can our heroes convince the king to rejoin them and save Assguard? Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd). Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons? - Consider becoming a Patron of Dumb-Dumbs & Dice for as little as $1 a month and gain acce ..read more

Our party are definitely at an impasse! Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) asked for advivce on bein a God, Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) told him he wasn't cut out for godhood, and after Butthole ended up naked and running away in a boat, Gartok (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) used his magic to bring the party back together. But what will happen now that our beefing heroes are all in the same canoe? Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd). Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons? - Consider becoming a Patron of Dumb-Dumbs & Dice for as little as $1 a month and gain ac ..read more

Our heroes are travelling through the desert! Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) talked with Quinny to learn more about fatherhood, Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) helped the king compare "Daddy Styles", and Gartok (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) secretly began a quest to learn who his father is. But what will happen now that our heroes have fended off a Hill Giant ambush? Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd). Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons? - Consider becoming a Patron of Dumb-Dumbs & Dice for as little as $1 a month and gain access to a ton of extra BT ..read more

Our heroes are finally hitting the road! Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) won over their squad of Hammerers by teaching them how to be blackmail proof, Gartok (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) spoke so eloquently about therapy he declared himself a public speaker, and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) only mildly alienated the group of soldiers. What will happen after our heroes see Captain Planteer in the sky? Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd). Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons? - Consider becoming a Patron of Dumb-Dumbs & Dice for as little as $1 a month and ..read more

Our heroes are travelling to Sembia! Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) committed the group to dealing with a group of rogue undead,  Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) got her sword repaired to be ready for combat, and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) tried to say goodbye to Ginny before being interrupted by Farthole and having to confess his sins. What will happen to our heroes on the road? Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd). Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons? - Consider becoming a Patron of Dumb-Dumbs & Dice for as little as $1 a month and gai ..read more