*THIS WEEK:*  F**k Bill Gates. Once again, I’m right. This time, about paper straws!  The plot of “Robocop” is real. Just ask the citizens of Silicon Valley! *On “A la Carte”:* the CDC is a joke, and so is Lia, “Bill” Thomas, the city of Chicago, and Queen. *On “3 Pro Things”:* the RIGHT way to respond to presidential candidates, Alex Jones on the NWO, and don’t forget, THE RESIDENTS OF MAUI WERE MURDERED. *DRYBAR COMEDY SPECIAL: “Amateur Nation*”: https://www.drybarcomedy.com/lous* *MAIN: https://www.lousantini.com/* *SUBSCRIBE* on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCOh ..read more

*THIS WEEK:*  F**k Bill Gates. Once again, I’m right. This time, about paper straws.  The plot of “Robocop” is real. Just ask the citizens of Silicon Valley! *On “A la Carte”:* the CDC is a joke, and so is Lia, “Bill” Thomas, the city of Chicago, and Queen. *On “3 Pro Things”:* the RIGHT way to respond to presidential candidates, Alex Jones on the NWO, and don’t forget, THE RESIDENTS OF MAUI WERE MURDERED. *DRYBAR COMEDY SPECIAL:“Amateur Nation*”: https://www.drybarcomedy.com/lous* *SUBSCRIBE* on Youtube for 60-second podcast previews every Thursday at 7 a.m. Eastern!: https ..read more

*THIS WEEK:*  F**k Bill Gates. Once again, I’m right. This time, about paper straws!  The plot of “Robocop” is real. Just ask the citizens of Silicon Valley! *On “A la Carte”:* the CDC is a joke, and so is Lia, “Bill” Thomas, the city of Chicago, and Queen. *On “3 Pro Things”:* the RIGHT way to respond to presidential candidates, Alex Jones on the NWO, and don’t forget, THE RESIDENTS OF MAUI WERE MURDERED. *DRYBAR COMEDY SPECIAL: “Amateur Nation*”: https://www.drybarcomedy.com/lous* *MAIN: https://www.lousantini.com/* *SUBSCRIBE* on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCOh ..read more

*THIS WEEK:*  I know your world will implode, amateurs! But “Science” just said that MASKS ARE BAD for you!  Remember when you were a child and cheated certain death by playing ‘Tag”? Amateur parents will be happy to know your kids will never have to face that danger! How can millennials NOT be happy? I have the answer. *On “A la Carte”:* The Maui fires, KFC, EVs, and men still aren’t getting those periods they want so badly! *On “3 Pro Things”:* a police officer rightfully burns a bridge in an already burning woke city, “toxic masculinity” re-examined, and who was the FIRST PRO ..read more

*THIS WEEK:*  I know your world will implode, amateurs! But “Science” just said that MASKS ARE BAD for you!  Remember when you were a child and cheated certain death by playing ‘Tag”? Amateur parents will be happy to know your kids will never have to face that danger! How can millennials NOT be happy? I have the answer. *On “A la Carte”:* The Maui fires, KFC, EVs, and men still aren’t getting those periods they want so badly! *On “3 Pro Things”:* a police officer rightfully burns a bridge in an already burning woke city, “toxic masculinity” re-examined, and who was the FIRST PRO ..read more

*THIS WEEK:*  I know your world will implode, amateurs! But “Science” just said that MASKS ARE BAD for you!  Remember when you were a child and cheated certain death by playing ‘Tag”? Amateur parents will be happy to know your kids will never have to face that danger! How can millennials NOT be happy? I have the answer. *On “A la Carte”:* The Maui fires, KFC, EVs, and men still aren’t getting those periods they want so badly! *On “3 Pro Things”:* a police officer rightfully burns a bridge in an already burning woke city, “toxic masculinity” re-examined, and who was the FIRST PRO ..read more

*THIS WEEK:*  Skittles: “Boycott the Rainbow”!  What the hell has happened to women’s voices? This Week In: “Things That Make You Go Hmmmm” *On “A la Carte”:* Lizzo's yoga pants, 70 year old, Cyndi Lauper is oppressed now, and Wayne Brady needs attention! *On “3 Pro Things”:* Ilhan Omar is rightfully thrown under the bus, a comedian/actor describes Amateur Nation to a tee, and, “The Worst Song You’ve (Probably) Never Heard". *DRYBAR COMEDY SPECIAL: “Amateur Nation*”: https://www.drybarcomedy.com/lous* *MAIN: https://www.lousantini.com/* *SUBSCRIBE* on YouTube: https://www.youtube.c ..read more

*THIS WEEK:*  Skittles: “Boycott the Rainbow”!  What the hell has happened to women’s voices? This Week In: “Things That Make You Go Hmmmm” *On “A la Carte”:* Lizzo’s yoga pants, 70 year old, Cyndi Lauper is oppressed now, and Wayne Brady needs attention! *On “3 Pro Things”:* Ilhan Omar is rightfully thrown under the bus, a comedian/actor describes Amateur Nation to a tee, and, “The Worst Song You’ve (Probably) Never Heard". *DRYBAR COMEDY SPECIAL: “Amateur Nation*”: https://www.drybarcomedy.com/lous* *MAIN: https://www.lousantini.com/* *SUBSCRIBE* on YouTube: https://www.youtube.c ..read more

*THIS WEEK:*  Skittles: “Boycott the Rainbow”!  What the hell has happened to women’s voices? This Week In: “Things That Make You Go Hmmmm” *On “A la Carte”:* Lizzo’s yoga pants, 70 year old, Cyndi Lauper is oppressed now, and Wayne Brady needs attention! *On “3 Pro Things”:* Ilhan Omar is rightfully thrown under the bus, a comedian/actor describes Amateur Nation to a tee, and, “The Worst Song You’ve (Probably) Never Heard". *DRYBAR COMEDY SPECIAL: “Amateur Nation*”: https://www.drybarcomedy.com/lous* *MAIN: https://www.lousantini.com/* *SUBSCRIBE* on YouTube: https://www.youtube.c ..read more

*THIS WEEK:*  Lizzo’s lawsuit is bananas! Bananas covered in chocolate syrup. And whipped cream. With a side of ice cream. And fries. And served inside a vagina. Ford bails on EVs! I wonder if it’s because they suck and have several dozen things wrong with them? “This Week in, ‘So Let Me Get This Straight’…”! *On “A la Carte”:* Hunter might get ‘Hillary’d”, Barack’s not-so-secret “secret”, and “This Week in Biden Babbles”. *On “3 Pro Things”:* a company goes out of its way to NOT hire woke amateurs, The Nuge comes at vegan amateurs with a truth bomb, and a comedian regrets getting the u ..read more