Hello, everyone! If you are a reader, this is the episode for you! I am with two of my book-loving friends and I made them sit around a darling kitchen table to share what they are devouring lately. From my research, the list is pretty good. Please know that I provide nothing other than an occasional question of verification or a hearty laugh. It was the best decision, trust me. These women are pros, and they didn’t really need to know that I’m currently reading the Selection series. For the third time. EPISODE NOTES: PAULA’S CHOICES All My Knotted Up Life by Beth Moore (biography) Lady Tan’s ..read more

I’m sure you have heard that an upcoming total eclipse will wrap Texas in darkness for several minutes. It’s very exciting! In the spirit of the event, Lara and I gathered together to visit about the things that are giving us light, the things that are dark, and a few things in that weird moment between where we don’t know where they land yet. Are you thoroughly confused? Don’t worry. It will all make sense. Just keep listening! EPISODE NOTES: LIGHT SIDE OF THE ECLIPSE Disney Plus (AKA: Where you can watch Taylor’s ERAS TOUR concert) Flight of the Navigator Owala water bottle I used in Zambia ..read more

Y’all, the showrunners got me. I’ll hand it to ABC, the sneaky little buggers, and admit that they tricked me into looking at Joey’s Home Depot proposal pedestal for all the drama when I should have been looking at the white Chevy Tahoe! Daisy and Kelsey in the same vehicle? WHAT IS HAPPENING!? Some Guy in Austin and I break down the finale for you and discuss all the important things, such as: Are Joey and Kelsey really into each other or are they faking it for the cameras? Will the golden bachelorettes follow around our new bachelorette on her journey to find love? Did Daisy choose her Afte ..read more

Hello, everyone! Can you believe we have finally reached Joey’s Women Tell All episode? I’ll tell you, Some Guy in Austin and I couldn’t care less what all the women said, but we did care about how Joey narrowed his roster down to two women. Let me tell you, dear listener, we have some thoughts. Such as: Was that the sweetest little breakup you ever did see? Should “We Need To Talk” be the name of Kelsey’s podcast after this thing goes south? Should Some Guy in Austin treat the upcoming solar eclipse like a dry run for the apocalypse? When watching The Notebook, who do you think deserved Alli ..read more

Hello everyone! Don’t you just love those Golden Bachelor ladies? What a treat to have them fly all the way to Mexico to sit down and give (two of) our girls a pep talk about life, love, and other mysteries. I’m sure Susan, Sandra, and (not) Leslie thought long and hard about this delicate situation and how their words of wisdom would impact the young women sitting before them. Susan to Rachel: “Have no fear!” Sandra to Daisy: “Tell him what you’re feeling!” Leslie to Kelsey: “Don’t get excited because he’s probably not going to pick you even if you think you’re a shoo-in!” Bless all thei ..read more

Hello, everyone! I can’t believe we are one week away from hometowns. Joey has the most eclectic group of women heading into next week, right? Some Guy in Austin and I sifted through the details of episode seven to try and figure out what was going to happen in the coming weeks. Be warned that we wander from the topic of conversation a few times, and that leads to me giggling uncontrollably. Is Some Guy in Austin that funny? Or was I so tired from insomnia from the night before? Listen to how I respond to the phrase “Han Solo from the waist down,” and you be the judge! EPISODE NOTES: Click&nbs ..read more

Hello, everyone! Je m’appelle Claude and I have officially reached the nervous status of our boy Joey. Has the Bachelor ever cried this early in a season because of all the feels he’s feeling? I know I’m the one who has been recapping this show for twenty-plus seasons, but I think that the forlorn pending angst typically hits our lead right around hometowns. This is TOO EARLY! Poor Joey has to take a beat. He’s forced to sit down on a bench in the middle of a gorgeous park somewhere in Canada and think about his future, since he’s falling for multiple women. He’s his biggest critic and is ..read more

Hello, everyone! Well, after two nights and four hours of Bachelor Joey, I’ve finally figured out that our boy loves all women and would gladly marry anyone. In this episode, Some Guy in Austin and I try to figure out how we can help Joey navigate this journey. Should extra points be given to: Women who can paint somewhat concentric circles Women who paint their bodies and roll around on a canvas Women who get zits from the stress of a two-on-one date Women who aren’t afraid of sausages flying at their face Poor Autumn. Here’s hoping the ABC Intern offered her a refreshing breath mint before ..read more

Hello everyone! It’s episode 3 of The Bachelor, and Joey is already having to navigate a mean girl situation. The bad news is that the villain is extra spicy and a whole lotta clueless. The good news is that Maria was able to shut the nonsense down with one sentence.  Some Guy in Austin and I marvel at Maria’s line and discuss several other important matters, such as: Can the art of kissing be considered a talent? What are the odds those women ate the KFC at the pool party? How mad was Jenn upon learning her one-on-one date was surfing and she spent all that time curling her hair? Does c ..read more

Hello, everyone! It’s a great time to be covering The Bachelor! I’ve had so many listeners, readers, and friends approach me about Joey and how they are fully on board with his season! And I couldn’t be more delighted. Some Guy in Austin and I break the second episode down with lots of laughs and lots of questions. For example: Is the official wardrobe of the season distressed mom jeans and neutral tops? Did Evalin suffer a concussion when she landed on her face after jumping over that table? Why did a bra-less Maria put on a bra and then claim to be more comfortable? Some Guy in Austin opte ..read more