Today we head on down to the chocolate milk microchip, to drink our cares away and talk funny about all things theme parks. This week Ryan tells Adriane all about his trip to the sweetest place on earth, Hershey Pennsylvania, and the theme park where chocolate flows like the salmon of Capistrano Hersheypark. the brainchild of factory man and chocolatier Milton Hershey. So will the massive coasters turn our stomachs or will that happen with the enormous milk shakes ....  To find out, you just gotta listen in. Drunk Distory, The Dark Ride, Funny, Comedy, Comedians, Adult Disney Podcast, Adu ..read more

Today we head on down to the hyper hooch hovel, to drink our cares away and talk funny about all things theme parks. This week Ryan gets sloshy with his brother Eric chattin up our thoughts on the rumored offerings from the 2024 destination D-23 Event coming up in Anaheim. Maybe we will get some of these goodies promised last D23 maybe we get some all new fantastic technological marvels, or maybe they spend 45 minutes talking about a big boat and slapping themselves five for a copule new country bear songs and trip to a salt mine... listen in to hear the tea spilled all over the Tomorrowl ..read more

Today we head on down to the cafe du motherboard, to drink our cares away and talk funny about all things theme parks. This week Adriane tells Ryan all about her summer trip to the happiest place on earth. Where she were lucky enough to take a trip down the bayou with a special preview of Tiana's Bayou Saltporium. And she wasnt alone, and either are we this week we are pleased to welcome back to the show Mike Molinari (@mikemolinari), a great friend of the pod, and a guest on some of our most popular episodes. He also happens to be the nicest mickey shaped beignet eater, this side of Louis bou ..read more

When I see a Smellephant Fly.... I run for cover. This week were getting into the three ring of it all as we run away to the circus and discuss all that is Storybook Circus, from the fake trains and planes to the real trains and plains, we will talk about it all. and then there is the Smellephants on Parade; Disney's newest mash up IP and sponsorship opportunity to impart its imprint on the kingdom . will we be grabbing cotton candy or spilling peanuts on the ground, only time, your ears, and the ringmaster can know. see ya under the big top. Drunk Distory, The Dark Ride, Funny, Comedy, Comed ..read more

Sizzling grills ignite, Chef's dance in gleaming steel light, Teppanyaki delight. EPCOT's fan fave, Teppan Edo is on the menu today. This group sit-down dining experience has us getting our komonos on, and stretching our kawaii muscle with all the delicious delicacies of the land of the rising sun So will this entertaining eatery have us giggling with our hand over our mouth, or will this loud lounge have us stumbing in our Geta ( those are the cool wooden platform shoes, see... we both learned something today), to find out ya gotta listen in. Drunk Distory, The Dark Ride, Funny, Comedy ..read more

Today we're back at it. Headin' back on down to the internet Imbibery, to drink our cares away and talk funny about all things theme parks. This week the twosome of tarot are back in the world showcase to continue our best day ever walking around the lagoon, they will share their favorite thing to eat, drink and do at each of the pavilions, were doing Italy through Mexico this spin round. So will they go right or left leaving world celebration? ....  To find out, you just gotta listen in. Drunk Distory, The Dark Ride, Funny, Comedy, Comedians, Adult Disney Podcast, Adult Universal Podcast ..read more

Today we head on down to the internet Imbibery, to drink our cares away and talk funny about all things theme parks. This week the twosome of terot revisit the world showcase showdown and start a best day ever walkin round the lagoon, they will share their favorite thing to eat, drink and do at each of the pavilions, so will they go right or left leaving world celebration? ....  To find out, you just gotta listen in. Drunk Distory, The Dark Ride, Funny, Comedy, Comedians, Adult Disney Podcast, Adult Universal Podcast, Adult Themepark Podcast, Vacation, Universal Studios Orlando, Disney Va ..read more

Today we head on down to the Lithium Ion Lido Deck, to drink our cares away and talk funny about all things theme parks and cruise ships. This week we flip the script and Ryan tells Adriane all about his recent stomp around the studios and sail around the seas of the Caribbean. We get into all the goods, bads, and uglies of the MSC seashore and its 7 night sail around the land of pirates and pucca shell necklaces. Ryan Tells all about Atlantis, the seven waterfalls of Rio Damajagua, and the best damn mojito, this side of the plead for statehood. and now you get to hear all about the ..read more

From the day we arrive on the podcast And, blinking, picked up our drinks There's more to know than can ever be known More to drink than can ever be drunk There's far too much facts to take in here More to find than can ever be found But the gates rolling high Through the castle spotted sky Keeps great and small on the endless pal around It's the circle of Drunk Distory And it moves us all Through Dark and the Ride Through faith and love 'Til we find our place On the path unwinding ( to G-Flo) In the hidden mickeys... The circles of life Drunk Distory, The Dark Ride, Funny, Comedy, Comedians ..read more

Today we head on down to the microbit brewery, to drink our cares away and talk funny about all things theme parks. This week we are all about that relaxed fit. Adriane and Ryan try a new nationwide Dolewhip social media trend, does it hold up to our refined palates?, we will have to taste the magic to find out. Then we answer some listener mail about doing a down and back to Disney in one day, and we wrap up with a couple of Disney news articles. This is a really fun episode, but you don't have to believe me, just listen in to find out for yourself. Drunk Distory, The Dark Ride, Funny, Comed ..read more