Resort Roundup - Lifestyles of the Yacht and Beachmous
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by Drunk Distory
3d ago
This week on an all-new episode of Drunk Distory presents ‘The Dark Ride’, we continue our deep dive into hotels around the theme park world with Drunk Distory's Resort Round Up. On this Episode, get ready to pop several polo collars and have Jeeves bring the rolls around because when its oh so cold in New England we always summer at Disney’s Yacht and Beach Club Resort.  So pack your whitest tennis togs and bid farewell to your cats, "buffy", "muffy", and "fluffy" cause were getting high society on this mo fo. This double deluxe resort will charm the mast off a schooner with its waterpar ..read more
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Rock N' Roller Creeper 2 Starring Absinthe
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by Drunk Distory
1w ago
This week on a second pass at shaking ass, we visit your favorite 70 year old Bostonian rockstars this side of the retirement home. That’s right were gonna rock out with our …. Uh….. sun block out, cause I've seen what too much sun has done to ole Stevie Tyler and I want to keep my skin looking attached to my face. Today we face down Disney world's only upside down wonder, the roller coaster that sits inside of a 40 foot tall Fender guitar Its back in the saddle again, today as we revisit… Rock n Roller Coaster Starring Aerosmith, but for how long, now that we know that Steven Tyler is a certi ..read more
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AnR Present: The Golden Churros
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by Drunk Distory
2w ago
Welcome Ladies and Gentleman to the first annual Golden Churros Awards  Ceremony  presented by Drunk Distory! As you've guessed it, Adriane and Ryan ate too many churros and decided to take a trip down memory main street for a glimpse at the year that brought us more Bobs than we can shake an oversized white gloved fist at. This award ceremony will bring shocks and awes and wild spectacles of all kinds that can be crammed into an audio only medium. So pour em if you got em, and put on your finest theme park friendly ball gown and tails as we roll out the red carpet and give honors to ..read more
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Resort Round Up – Disney's Contemporary Resort
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by Drunk Distory
3w ago
This week on an all-new episode of Drunk Distory presents ‘The Dark Ride’, we continue our deep dive into hotels around the theme park world with Drunk Distory's Resort Round Up. Today, get ready to retreat to this 60s version of the ultra-modern aesthetic. It's not just Mrs. Incredibles sweet caboose that loves this iconic A-frame Resort hotel, its the rest of the incredible cast too. why??? your guess is as good as ours, for a company that has been around for 100 years you would think that they would have more in the gas tank then to cram the only mid century modern family at their disposal ..read more
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Navi River Journey 2: The Way of Vodka
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by Drunk Distory
1M ago
It’s a beautiful bioluminescent world of science fiction, on an earth-like moon full of precious minerals called unobtainium (didn't really think that name all the way through i guess). James Cameron had a dream, of blue people who are tall, and now we have a small Pandora World! That’s right people get out your blue face paint and get ready to learn all about “Avatar: The Way of Vodka” TM, because were back for a redux of Na'vi River Journey! A slow moving boat ride so nice, that we’ve done it twice. Will the second time talking through Na'vi River Journey let it sail to the top of a floating ..read more
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A n R: A Holidazed Vacation
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by Drunk Distory
1M ago
Today we head on down to the internet Imbibery, to drink our cares away and talk funny about all things theme parks. This week Adriane tells Ryan all about her Holidazed trip to the hap hap happiest place on earth this side of the nut house. This is a two - in - one parter so we get to hear all about the pre trip plans and then through the channeling of time warp hulky and his oversized arms and the power of audio delay, we get to hear all about the reality of how this trip really went down. The terrific twosome also talk holidays, gifts,  and some of the extra offerings of the season. Wi ..read more
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Cristal Meth Palace
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by Drunk Distory
1M ago
What do you get when you mix Victorian aesthetics with American buffet offerings and a whole lotta Poo(h), that's right you get the little glass house that couldn't. The crystal meth castle on the corner of main street and broken dream lane. The often hoped for and seldom imitated character dining with a damper, The Crystal Palace. This sit down dining with a promise of poor experience has been letting people down since opening day 1971, and was probably last refurbished then as well. The tiresome twosome has a hundred acres worth of feelings on this one. Lets see if the buffet's fresh shellfi ..read more
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AnR: drive cars and dive bars
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by Drunk Distory
1M ago
Excuse me sir you can’t autopia in public. Today we head on down to the Singapore sling service station, to buckle up our emotions and talk funny about all things theme parks. This week Adriane and Ryan once again take the show on the road to the mean streets of ...the upper east side?!? Join the tawdry twosome as they talk up some Disney holiday decoration know how. Then we learn how to smuggle a Bahama mamma past the berm. Finally, we go over a bit of weirdo parks happenings, news and a few Q n’ As for the table. Turn on the ignition and buckle those belts cause when this van is a rocki ..read more
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Harry Potter and the Fortified Wine Journey
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by Drunk Distory
2M ago
This week on an all new episode of Drunk Distory presents ‘The Dark Ride’ we sneak our way through the forbidden forest for a chance to make out with a dementor while the teachers are distracted by a game of broom hockey ... I mean quidditch, the sport of kings and apparently teenage wizards. But where pray tell shall we find this mystical realm of dungeons and dragons,  well at Universal’s Islands of Adventure of course. Come join the drunk duo as we turn back the time turner, spell cast expecto Patron tequila, and roll deep into Harry Potter and the Forbidden Journey. The sequel where t ..read more
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AnR Get our Houses Sorted... HP style
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by Drunk Distory
2M ago
This isn't a plug for Marie Kondo but it is time to get some shit sorted. The terrific twosome is heading to the three terabyte broomsticks to chug Pumpkin Juice over a full English with a side of Bertie Botts every flavor beans. We got Cornish pasties on the table and quidditch on the big screen. But what table do we sit at? there are so many choices, each with more identity issues then JK can shake a wand at. Do we pick to sit with the Ravenclaw table with their wisdom and wit, or those hard-working softies at the hufflepuff booth, maybe we should kick it with the ambitious and ruthless Slyt ..read more
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