Just when you thought the gang was done with Black Science (Fiction) Month... We have a full cast here to talk about the life and wild stories surrounding Michael Jackson. It gets weirder than you think! Costumes, clones, and holograms galore from Neverland’s King of Pop. With: Johnny, Dogbot, Reinhardt, Alt Skull, and Grognak Break Music: Elephant Man, by Chemlab Creepypasta: Kromhorn's Giant Ecology, read by Reinhardt Check out our website and leave comments there: www.paranormies.com BUY OUR T-SHIRTS!! https://dissidentapparel.com/ally/paranormies/ Send us stuff here: The Paranormies P.O. B ..read more

The Nationalist Enquirer 02/16/22 When the Clowns Run the Circus Retro-posting in the 90’s.  Nuclear energy is Gay AF, Demolition Man predictions Harambe lost his Superb Owl.  Lone Skum brings back apartheid to Tesla Canada rakes the leafs Ukrainian babushka friekorps Valentines and Lawsuits With: Johnny, Dogbot, and Grognak the (possible) intern Break Music: Bread and Circus, by Puscifer Tales From The Necronormiecon: Oakland Tribune, 1896, read by Dogbot Check out our website and leave comments there: www.paranormies.com BUY OUR T-SHIRTS!! https://dissidentapparel.com/ally/paranorm ..read more

Put dat fiberglass in yo lungs and get inna van. We finna tell you sum'n. N. * .G.G.A.S assemble to join super powers to battle Ghosts, Dogs, and the USPS Nation of Islam and the myth of Yakub’s globe trotters: Step 1: Make other races. Step 2: ? Step 3: Prophet? With: Johnny, Dogbot, Reinhardt, and Grognak Break Music: No UFO's, by Model 500 Creepypasta: SlenderFloyd, read by Reinhardt Check out our website and leave comments there: www.paranormies.com BUY OUR T-SHIRTS!! https://dissidentapparel.com/ally/paranormies/ Send us stuff here: The Paranormies P.O. Box 3036 Kingsport TN 37664-0036 Sh ..read more

Nationalist Enquirer: 02/08/2022 CGI Ejectulation of a Stargasm Concerning  pillows, gas stations & Joe Biden, real shit & the oppression pyramid Science: This is real, Lone Skum's dumb smart car & Cartoons on the dark side of the moon Entertainment: Joe “n-word-guy” Rogan, Sacha Baron Cohen is a bad actor & Hollywood = CIA Business/Politics: Russia/Ukraine war? Women crash jets & why are antifa ALWAYS pedos? With: Johnny, Dogbot, Reinhardt, and Grognak the (possible) intern Break Music: The Chronomancer II, Nemesis by The Sword Tales From The Necronormiecon: Enoc ..read more

2/4/22: Livestream replay: Fire Rihanna’s makeup artist, not Grognak! Exodus to Odysse possible. Fake and gay Canadian helicopters with no one being thrown from them. Mandela things; Lord of the Rings seems to have changed.. Wurm posting our way into San Francisco. Ironic?  Dallas Fair Park statue scrutiny. The US army is giving people HIV while Russia plays war games in Ukraine. With: Johnny, Dogbot, Reinhardt, and Grognak Break Music: Mindfield, by Hard Evidence Creepypasta: Check out our website and leave comments there: www.paranormies.com BUY OUR T-SHIRTS!! https://dissidentapparel.c ..read more

When it's Wednesday it's time for The Nationalist Enquirer! This Week: The Wormpill How to train your penguin (to be gay) Entertainment: Libtards seethe over Spotify, Whoopie's whoopsie, Get those trannys out of here A$@P Politics: Canadian truckers, farmers, and whores. Dan Bongino is not white Science: Lone Skum, NASA, Mars Sports: Soccer is now The Running Man IRL, The GOAT retires to his witch's lair Business: Get off the Beast System With: Johnny, Dogbot, Reinhardt, and Grognak the (possible) intern Break Music:Demon Eyes, by The Haunted Tales From The Necronormiecon: The Curse of Ca ..read more

Revenge of the Hyperborean Nerds Dogbot narrowly escapes a sasquatch to return to the show. After the required shitposting and giant posting we seek Lebensraum. On to the content, which is a return to the poles in works of fiction. First up is The Iron Republic. Barrington finds a way through and beyond the ice wall. Find out about advanced tech for socialist Luciferians. In the second hour, the guys tackle The Smokey God. Travel to the North Pole and hang out with giants. Get /comfy/ and let's take a voyage to the (literal) ends of the realm. Live show on Dlive next week! With: Johnny, Dogbot ..read more

If it's the middle of the week, it's time for The Nationalist Enquirer! This Week: Science: What do Scottish Supercomputers, Chinese butt swabs, and centipedes have in common? Covid is totally going away monkeyshines => outbreak => contagion => wwz? do glowbois dream of gayopped sheeple entertainment: FJB, woke Tolkien, and troons in tights sports: more troons, and also less troons, but also more as well space: still fake and gay With: Johnny, Reinhardt, and Grognak the (possible) intern Break Music: Television Watching News Believer, Comspiracy Music Guru Tales From The Necronormieco ..read more

Our trip around the nation looking for paranormal oddities, cryptids, and haunted places takes us to Pennsylvania. Johnny is joined by intern hopeful Grognak and guest Seamus from Antelope Hill Publishing. Small talk and shitposting (obv) Creepy Cryptids: Dogmen (not Dogbots), apple elves, lake monsters, goat-men, and more Spooky Spots: paranormal penitentiaries and haunted battlefields Tartaria where art thou: asylums and old museums With: Johnny, Dogbot, Reinhardt, and Alt Skull Break Music: Deadwood, by Really Slow Motion Creepypasta: That Was A Really Bad Fall, written by Seamus, read by R ..read more

It is time for The Nationalist Enquirer! This Week: shitposting new paranormies theme song flase flags are ackshually real if russian your 4 bidens khazakhstani spelling bee texan synagogue hostage hoedown. hoax? db gets rick rolled chill your vaccines (takes) on the nano level more covid vax stuff link to british heart foundation commercial: https://youtu.be/4c2Pgt77rWg long covid is not just a cold shoutouts ohio and fast food With: Johnny and Dogbot Break Music: Ashen, by Lustmord & Godflesh Tales From The Necronormiecon: will be back next week Check out our website and leave comments t ..read more