'Toolmaking time's over, bitches'
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1w ago
THE new prime minister has announced the end of toolmaking time and the beginning of a new era of liberal elitism ..read more
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'But I don't really work as a concept outside the Commons,' says Rees-Mogg
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1w ago
JACOB Rees-Mogg has confessed that, without a seat in Parliament, he is just some kind of Edwardian cosplay dickhead ..read more
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Red Wall work of half-arsed cowboy builder
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1w ago
AS well as clocking off at 6pm on Fridays, Keir Starmer has announced he will take hourly fag breaks in the garden of Downing Street ..read more
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Jonathan Gullis returning to earlier career as a monkey
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1w ago
NOW he is no longer the MP for Stoke-on-Trent North, former teacher and monkey Jonathan Gullis has confirmed he will return to his zoological career ..read more
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I will be taking eight fag breaks a day, says Starmer
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1w ago
AS well as clocking off at 6pm on Fridays, Keir Starmer has announced he will take hourly fag breaks in the garden of Downing Street ..read more
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We ask you: what are you already furious with the new government for not fixing?
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1w ago
STARMER’S Labour have been in power for almost a week, and yet Britain still suffers from myriad problems. Which one has lost him your vote ..read more
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Give us a day off Starmer, you prick
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1w ago
THE King’s speech to parliament is the first chance for Britain to find out what they voted for three weeks ago, they have confirmed ..read more
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Member for Clacton f**ks off to America
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1w ago
THE King’s speech to parliament is the first chance for Britain to find out what they voted for three weeks ago, they have confirmed ..read more
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Public excited to discover what they voted for
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1w ago
THE King’s speech to parliament is the first chance for Britain to find out what they voted for three weeks ago, they have confirmed ..read more
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We ask you: which is more implausible, the Tory manifesto or the Green Party manifesto?
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1M ago
BOTH the Conservative and Green Party manifestos are packed with impossible promises from unelectable parties. But which is the more preposterous ..read more
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