Sandwiches are hiding something, says Badenoch
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KEIR Starmer has come to the defence of sandwiches by pointing out that his father was a convenient bread-based meal ..read more
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When I have finished the whole of Britain will be the North, promises Rayner
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ANGELA Rayner has vowed to turn the whole of Britain into a soot-clouded hellscape of cotton mills, terraced houses and grimy cobbled streets ..read more
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Building houses is not war you officious self-important shits, says government
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KEIR Starmer has come to the defence of sandwiches by pointing out that his father was a convenient bread-based meal ..read more
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My father was a sandwich, says Starmer
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KEIR Starmer has come to the defence of sandwiches by pointing out that his father was a convenient bread-based meal ..read more
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Flat tax rate is ethical porn, says Badenoch
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EVERY man, woman and child in Britain is to be paid £500 by Elon Musk to have positive views about Nigel Farage ..read more
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Everyone in UK to be paid £500 to like Nigel Farage
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EVERY man, woman and child in Britain is to be paid £500 by Elon Musk to have positive views about Nigel Farage ..read more
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It’s normal to be outraged at being f**ked over even if warned, explain Waspi women
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WOMEN cheated out of five years of retirement have patiently informed the government that even if they were told about it being pissed off is justified ..read more
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Migration way up post-Brexit, like everyone wanted
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THE prime minister has told former transport secretary Louise Haigh if she wanted to get a criminal record for fraud then she could have simply fare-dodged ..read more
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'Fare-dodging would at least have been appropriate,' thunders Starmer
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THE prime minister has told former transport secretary Louise Haigh if she wanted to get a criminal record for fraud then she could have simply fare-dodged ..read more
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Six British prime ministers who wish they had declared martial law
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MARTIAL law was briefly declared in South Korea yesterday because the president was in trouble, arousing wistful longings in these prime ministers ..read more
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