New Year's Eve, and five other times in 2024 that would be best for Sunak to call an election
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'Oh what, like you've never sent a hostile foreign power nudes?' says Tory MP
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Rayner tax controversy: Labour deputy leader unable to resist bragging about her lucrative petty scams
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Gove accidentally names Diane Abbott as banned extremist group
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RIGHT-WING Conservative MPs are secretly plotting to make Penny Mordaunt leader so the party can go out on a sexy high, it has emerged ..read more
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Let's finish with a sexy prime minister, say Tories
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RIGHT-WING Conservative MPs are secretly plotting to make Penny Mordaunt leader so the party can go out on a sexy high, it has emerged ..read more
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Obama pops into Downing Street to return Breaking Bad DVDs
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FORMER US president Barack Obama swung by Number 10 yesterday to drop off the Breaking Bad DVDs he borrowed during his time in office ..read more
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Why Owen Jones is leaving Labour, by someone unfortunate enough to sit next to him on a train
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YEAH, that Owen Jones? Writes for the Guardian? He’s leaving Labour, I know because I was on a table seat with him, Stockport to London. Never f**king shut up ..read more
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In a minute, WASPI ladies, I'm annoyed at a football kit, says Starmer
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KEIR Starmer has told WASPI campaigners to bear with him because he is currently annoyed about a little flag ..read more
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Don't spend your 2p all at once, winks Hunt
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JEREMY Hunt has playfully tousled your hair and warmly told you not to spend all your 2p savings at once ..read more
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Why we should ban over-60s from social media, by the baroness who thought an octopus was Hitler
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THE government recently argued that under-16s should be banned from social media, but it's old people like me who've been stupidly claiming an octopus mascot on University Challenge was antisemitic ..read more
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