On this week's show, we're wrapping up our festive Good With Numbers month by donning our rubber outfits and heading down to Gotham Square for 1992's Batman Returns! Why's Batman barely in his own movie? Is Catwoman actually the hero of this film? How do we get our flippers on one of those rubber duck boat-car things? All this, plus we mourn the demise of porno theaters and learn about Canadian currency! Batman Returns is directed by Tim Burton, and stars Michael Keaton, Michelle Pfeiffer, Danny De Vito, Christopher Walken, Michael Gough, Pat Hingle, Michael Murphy and Paul Reubens. Bad With ..read more

On this week's show, we're getting all small and taking off in a Hot Wheels car to talk about 1997's Honey, We Shrunk Ourselves! What's the difference between a manbaby and a babyman? Why has Diane Szalinski not filed for divorce yet? Who keeps their toxic experimental fluids in the staff room fridge? What kind of sad excuse for a party is this? Where did $33m of this movie's budget disappear to? All this, plus a disdain for Rube Goldberg contraptions and a reminder of how bad Downsizing was. Honey, We Shrunk Ourselves is directed by Dean Cundey, and stars Rick Moranis, Eve Gordon, Stuart Pan ..read more

On this week's show, we're packing our swimsuits and heading to a chilly Bulgarian beach for 2015's Lake Placid vs Anaconda! Where are all the snakes in this movie? How many times can the same background extra crash a scene? Why does this father - daughter relationship feel so weird? And just how many anonymous white girls can you find inside a giant crocodile? All this, plus we puke up a Jon Voight and learn the best method for outrunning a bear.    Lake Placid vs Anaconda is directed by A.B. Stone, and stars Corin Nemec, Yancy Butler, Robert Englund, Skye Lourie, Stephen Billingto ..read more

On this week's show, we battle through a cursed recording session to don our Silver Shamrock masks and talk about 1982's Halloween III: Season of the Witch! Where's Michael Myers? Come to think of it, where are all the witches? Why does everyone believe this stumblebum drunkard is a practicing doctor?  Didn't anyone proof-read the villain's plan? All this, plus our own 2021 Halloween costumes and a quiz about body counts! Halloween III: Season of the Witch is directed by Tommy Lee Wallace, and stars Tom Atkins, Stacey Nelkin, Dan O'Herily and Jamie Lee Curtis (no, really, she's in there ..read more

On this week's show, we're kicking off Michael - sorry, Mike - Myers month as we party our way through 1993's Wayne's World 2! Why the hell is Cassandra still with this guy? How come Garth feels like an afterthought here? Who forgot to write punchlines for all these jokes? Where's Penelope Spheeris when you need her? All this, plus our very own Saturday Night Live introductions and a quiz about cursing on network television! Wayne's World 2 is directed by Stephen Surjik, and stars Mike Myers, Dana Carvey, Tia Carrere, Christopher Walken, Ralph Brown, Kim Basinger, Chris Farley and James Hong ..read more

On this week's show, our heads are exploding all over the place as we finally go international with 2003's Battle Royale II: Requiem! Whose idea was it to turn high school kids into counter-terrorism operatives? How come the rules here are infinitely stupider than the first movie? Why did they forget to give any of these kids a personality? And just how much does this movie hate the USA, anyway? All this, plus a battle royale with sex toys! Battle Royale II: Requiem is directed by Kenta and Kinji Fukasaku, and stars Tatsuya Fujiwara, Ai Maeda, Shugo Oshinari, Ayana Sakai, Aki Maeda, Riki Take ..read more

On this week's show, we're putting on our fencing masks and telling tall tales as we talk about 2000's Urban Legends: Final Cut! Why are these urban legends all kinda weak? How come nobody is really that bothered by all these bodies piling up? Did they just spin a wheel to decide who the killer was? And how many hokey plot devices can you really cram into one film? All this, plus scuba divers, severed heads, a baby train and we contemplate a trip to Hell via New Jersey!  Urban Legends: Final Cut was directed by John Ottman, and stars Jennifer Morrison, Loretta Devine, Matthew Davies, Jos ..read more

On this week's show, we're popping on our funny glasses and reaching for some kind of coherence with 2003's Spy Kids 3D: Game Over! How come Stallone seems to be the only one having fun here? Are there some kind of stakes on the line in this movie? Why isn't this just a straight remake of Chinatown with kids? And what would make a better 3D movie: Ordinary People or Boogie Nights? All this, plus we play a stupid quiz about fake video games!  Spy Kids 3D: Game Over was directed by Robert Rodriguez, and stars Daryl Sabara, Alexa Vega, Ricardo Montalban, Sylvester Stallone, Salma Hayek, Mik ..read more

On this week's show, we're a-wop-bop-a-loo-bopping our way through 1982's Grease 2! How come nobody recognizes this Cool Rider guy? Where does Frenchie disappear to? Whatever happened to Maxwell Caulfield, anyway? And why is this movie so flat and lifeless? All this, plus peeing on rabbits and some major Michelle Pfeiffer adoration. Grease 2 is directed by Patricia Birch, and stars Michelle Pfeiffer, Maxwell Caulfield, Christopher McDonald, Lorna Luft, Maureen Teefy, Didi Conn, Adrian Zmed, Peter Frechette and Pamela Segall.  Bad With Numbers is a weekly show about questionable movie se ..read more

On this week's show, we're joined by special guest Brian Valiquette as we choo-choo-choose to talk about 1995's Under Siege 2: Dark Territory! How did Steven Seagal end up as a major Hollywood action star? Why is his episode of SNL regarded as the worst of all time by almost everyone? What's in that energy drink he was shilling in the mid-2000s? All this, plus the easiest job Gary Busey ever had and yeah, of course we talk about the time Seagal pooped his pants. The Steven Seagal's Lightning Bolt commercial can be found HERE Under Siege 2: Dark Territory is directed by Geoff Murphy, and star ..read more