Oz 9
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Spring 2142 and Gated Galaxies have launched their 400 Oz-8000 ships, each carrying 50,000 "resting guests" to, hopefully, a new home on a shiny, brand-new planet. As soon as they find one. If they find one.
This is the story of one of those ships - the Oz 9 and its tiny crew of hopeless incompetents. So far, they've been in space for half an hour and several hundred people are dead.
Oz 9
1M ago
Olivia frequently just gets bored watching the crew of the Oz 9 tangle themselves up in disasters of their own making, and lately she's been downloading podcasts to listen to. She recently stumbled across The Sprouting, a show about battling plants (wait for it) .... cleverly. And she liked it. Like ... a lot. She doesn't like ANYTHING, so we're all a bit shocked over here.
Please take a listen to the supercut of The Sprouting, then find the show wherever you listen to podcasts!
Dear listener,
Welcome back to The Cradle. Our protagonists meet at a fuel stop... sorry, Gas Station... and come t ..read more
Oz 9
1M ago
Well, cue the sultry saxophone and the wire-brushed cymbals, we're back for part II of our "noir" wormhole. We had high hopes for this one (as in, high hopes everyone would get shot and this nightmare would finally be at an end), but we're only down a tour guide, and even he just seems to have wandered off.
Goldipants Detective Agency is hot on the heels of Red (aka Colin Smith aka Horace MacRory), the millionaire gangster whose morals are as slippery as his accent. Will Pluto and Donna track down the bad guy before we lose any more scientists? Will Mrs S and Donna survive their brush with the ..read more
Oz 9
2M ago
It's a quiet night on the mean streets of ... uhhhhh ... doesn't matter. And it's not that quiet, either. Lemme start this again.
It's a Tuesday night, and the Oz 9 has slipped into yet another wormhole. But it's OK. This one comes with hats.
You've been listening to:
Lee Shackleford as Pluto
Sarah Golding as Mrs Sheffield
Bonnie Brantley as Donna
David S. Dear as Dr. Theo Bromae
Tim Sherburn as Colin
Eric Perry as Joe
Shannon Perry as Madeline
Kevin Hall as Greg
Kyle Jones as your Narrator 2, and
Chris Nadolny Gourley as your Narrator.
Our music is composed and performed by John Faley; Luc ..read more
Oz 9
2M ago
It's part 2 of this, and then I swear, we're finished and you can go back to just suspecting how pretentious we are rather than having the receipts.
We know Feb 14 can be a bit rough for some, so we wanted to give you the subtle sounds of barfing fairies to help you get through the day. Just know, we love your goofy, kooky self ALL days of the year.
You've been listening to:
David S Dear as Dr. Theo Bromae
Kevin Hall as Greg
Sarah Golding as Mrs Sheffield
Eric Perry as Dr. von Haber Zetzer
Shannon Perry as Olivia
Chrisi Talyn Saje as Julie
Tim Sherburn as Colin
Sarah Rhea Warner as Pipistrell ..read more
Oz 9
2M ago
As Narrator 2 says in this episode, "English majors must perforce English maj," so here's the episode you've all been dreading: the Fakespeare. Come on, stop whining, you knew it was coming.
If you're not familiar with A Midsummer Night's Dream, well, there are lots of really excellent versions out there. We prefer you NOT listen to those, however, as that's going to make this seem even more torturous than being read Vogon poetry before being shot out into space.
That said, it was fun to write and fun to do, so ... get over it. Also, the second half should show up on Feb. 14, a day some folks ..read more
Oz 9
2M ago
As Narrator 2 says in this episode, "English majors must perforce English maj," so here's the episode you've all been dreading: the Fakespeare. Come on, stop whining, you knew it was coming.
If you're not familiar with A Midsummer Night's Dream, well, there are lots of really excellent versions out there. We prefer you NOT listen to those, however, as that's going to make this seem even more torturous than being read Vogon poetry before being shot out into space.
That said, it was fun to write and fun to do, so ... get over it. Also, the second half should show up on Feb. 14, a day some folks ..read more
Oz 9
3M ago
This episode... it fought back, I tell you what. But we finally wrangled it into some sort of shape. I'mma go with "parallelogram," because it looks like it's about to fall over, but it's a shape, anyway.
We meant to get this out when we were still in the throes of the holiday season, but hey, it's Winnie the Pooh Day, and I reckon that's worth celebrating. It's also National Michigan day, soooooo, go, Michigan, I guess.
You've been listening to:
Shannon Perry as Madeline and Olivia
Lee Shackleford as Pluto
for the last time, Aaron Clark as le Bichon Frise and Ben
Eric Perry as Howard, Joe, a ..read more
Oz 9
4M ago
It's episode 90! And that's the best thing we can say about it.
There's a lot of sampling of condiments. Word of warning: don't get between (former) Cpt. Jessie and the cheese sauce, or lives may be lost.
Also, we found a crate of "blight piston bottles." Anyone know what those are good for?
You've been listening to:
Sarah Golding as Mrs Sheffield
Bonnie Brantley as former Captain Jessie and Lady Nibble Biscuit
David S. Dear as Dr. Theo Bromae
Chrisi Talyn Saje as Julie
Eric Perry as Dr von Haber Zetzer and Joe
Shannon Perry as Captain Madeline and Olivia
Kevin Hall as Greg
Tim Sherburn as Co ..read more
Oz 9
4M ago
It's nearly Christmas as I type this, and I'm bah humbugging like your least favorite neighbor, but throwing out an episode of Oz 9 always makes me happy. I like making the world just a little bit goofier and more confusing.
We have some additions to our ship today, and they are stupid cute in the manner of those "got my kid a puppy" videos that are all over the socials, only these might make you cry for entirely different reasons. But we'll see, I guess; they don't have many teeth yet.
Anything else I should mention? Oh yeah: happy hols, Space Monkeys. You're the biggest bunch of goofballs th ..read more
Oz 9
4M ago
It's nearly Christmas as I type this, and I'm bah humbugging like your least favorite neighbor, but throwing out an episode of Oz 9 always makes me happy. I like making the world just a little bit goofier and more confusing.
We have some additions to our ship today, and they are stupid cute in the manner of those "got my kid a puppy" videos that are all over the socials, only these might make you cry for entirely different reasons. But we'll see, I guess; they don't have many teeth yet.
Anything else I should mention? Oh yeah: happy hols, Space Monkeys. You're the biggest bunch of goofballs th ..read more