Dad's Slightly Warped Bedtime Stories
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Father of three young boys tells his kids bedtime stories and records them to share with others. These stories are completely unscripted and made up as he goes along. Sometimes kinda gross, sometimes a little scary, but almost always funny. Content is clean but often contains potty humor.
Dad's Slightly Warped Bedtime Stories
2M ago
Rob has no arms or legs, but has a giant mouth. His friends invite him out for dim sum, but then start making fun of him. That might not be a good idea ..read more
Dad's Slightly Warped Bedtime Stories
2M ago
A tiny elephant happens upon a huge toenail, so he decides to carve it into something fun and take it on an adventure ..read more
Dad's Slightly Warped Bedtime Stories
2M ago
The man who could barbeque anything had a friend, and he said that he would eat anything. A friend of his decides he's going to figure out how true that is by offering him all kinds of gross stuff to eat ..read more
Dad's Slightly Warped Bedtime Stories
2M ago
On a cold, moonlit night, two cats are on the hunt. After they have success, they take a break for some caterwauling, which aggravates old man Nolan so much that he throws stuff at them ..read more
Dad's Slightly Warped Bedtime Stories
1y ago
This is a story I told my youngest son about his beanie teddy bear while we were camping, so please pardon the background noise. In this story, the bear is self-conscious about the beans in his rear end and paws, and also wonders if his polka dot tie violates some sort of fashion laws.
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Dad's Slightly Warped Bedtime Stories
1y ago
This is a story I told my youngest son about his beanie teddy bear while we were camping, so please pardon the background noise. In this story, the bear is self-conscious about the beans in his rear end and paws, and also wonders if his polka dot tie violates some sort of fashion laws.
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Dad's Slightly Warped Bedtime Stories
1y ago
I decided to retell the Hansel and Gretel story to my kids, but since I couldn't really remember all the details, I just made up my own on the spot. I hope you enjoy!
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Dad's Slightly Warped Bedtime Stories
1y ago
A man takes belly flopping to a whole new level as he competes to flop from the highest height into the shallowest pool. His final stunt may be either the death of him, or the beginning of a comfortable retirement.
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Dad's Slightly Warped Bedtime Stories
1y ago
A silly monkey and his friend go to a mountain town in Colorado to visit the penny arcade. They don't have much money, and they keep getting into trouble with security guards, but that doesn't stop them from having a great time!
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Dad's Slightly Warped Bedtime Stories
1y ago
Billy has eaten way too much corn and now can't poop! Luckily his inventor brother has something that just might work.
This episode's artwork was created by my son, Konrad. Please check out his YouTube channel! https://www.youtube.com/@KonradKartoons
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